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Together... They Fight Crime! [CLOSED]
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12063
#1 Posted: 14:37:33 28/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Sort of a sequel to my "Terrible Fanfiction Crossover" board. Here instead we shall see the weirdest crime fighting partners.
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12083
#2 Posted: 22:51:45 28/06/2013
He's a fiendish shark-wrestling grifter She's a warm-hearted mutant barmaid who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#3 Posted: 23:09:52 28/06/2013
He's a globe-trotting Amish astronaut on a search for his missing sister. She's a plucky mute schoolgirl from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Underian Emerald Sparx Gems: 3080
#4 Posted: 23:18:31 28/06/2013
He's a notorious native American messiah She's a scantily clad African-American Valkyrie who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

wut
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6323
#5 Posted: 23:30:50 28/06/2013
He's a war-weary pirate card sharp who believes he can never love again. She's a warm-hearted tomboy Valkyrie in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!
fireofexile Blue Sparx Gems: 703
#6 Posted: 23:32:09 28/06/2013
He's a fast talking white trash inventor gone bad. She's a hard-bitten psychic bodyguard descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378
#7 Posted: 23:39:53 28/06/2013
He's an obese white trash waffle chef plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a violent thirtysomething politician with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

smilie
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Will still be checking the forums every now and then!
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#8 Posted: 23:42:33 28/06/2013
He's a time-tossed one-eyed firefighter on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a cynical junkie schoolgirl operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!

He's a bookish coffee-fuelled gangster from a doomed world. She's a chain-smoking psychic traffic cop married to the Mob. They fight crime!
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6428
#9 Posted: 23:45:49 28/06/2013
He's a benighted playboy firefighter plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a bloodthirsty kleptomaniac lawyer with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12063
#10 Posted: 02:50:31 29/06/2013 | Topic Creator
He's an underprivileged albino sorceror fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a time-travelling impetuous journalist on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9016
#11 Posted: 03:13:28 29/06/2013
He's a benighted arachnophobic firefighter with a passion for fast cars. She's a psychotic bisexual angel looking for love in all the wrong places. Together... they fight crime!
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Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12063
#12 Posted: 04:16:09 29/06/2013 | Topic Creator
He's a deeply religious crooked werewolf fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a cynical African-American archaeologist prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
Gem-A-Knight Yellow Sparx Gems: 1644
#13 Posted: 08:59:42 29/06/2013
He's an impetuous neurotic farmboy with a secret. She's a pregnant psychic stripper from Mars. They fight crime!
crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5322
#14 Posted: 09:00:55 29/06/2013
He's an oversexed hunchbacked jungle king on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a warm-hearted snooty cab driver with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12063
#15 Posted: 12:16:10 29/06/2013 | Topic Creator
He's an immortal playboy cyborg plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's an enchanted antique-collecting doctor who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4024
#16 Posted: 20:13:28 29/06/2013
He's an obese misogynist cyborg with no name. She's a man-hating tomboy archaeologist with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

Lol smilie
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#17 Posted: 23:25:59 29/06/2013
He's an intelligent man with an photographic memory, incredible observation skills, and constantly makes obscure 80's references. He's a black nerd who thinks he's cool, is a sympathetic crier, and drives a very small blue car. They fight crime!

Wait a sec.....................
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prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4024
#18 Posted: 23:31:29 29/06/2013
He's a bookish bohemian vampire hunter looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's an enchanted hip-hop cab driver descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

Lol what smilie
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess
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