darkSpyro

He's a fiendish shark-wrestling grifter She's a warm-hearted mutant barmaid who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

He's a globe-trotting Amish astronaut on a search for his missing sister. She's a plucky mute schoolgirl from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

He's a notorious native American messiah She's a scantily clad African-American Valkyrie who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

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He's a war-weary pirate card sharp who believes he can never love again. She's a warm-hearted tomboy Valkyrie in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

He's a fast talking white trash inventor gone bad. She's a hard-bitten psychic bodyguard descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

He's an obese white trash waffle chef plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a violent thirtysomething politician with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

He's a time-tossed one-eyed firefighter on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a cynical junkie schoolgirl operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!

He's a bookish coffee-fuelled gangster from a doomed world. She's a chain-smoking psychic traffic cop married to the Mob. They fight crime!

He's a benighted playboy firefighter plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a bloodthirsty kleptomaniac lawyer with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

He's a benighted arachnophobic firefighter with a passion for fast cars. She's a psychotic bisexual angel looking for love in all the wrong places. Together... they fight crime!

He's an impetuous neurotic farmboy with a secret. She's a pregnant psychic stripper from Mars. They fight crime!

He's an oversexed hunchbacked jungle king on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a warm-hearted snooty cab driver with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

He's an obese misogynist cyborg with no name. She's a man-hating tomboy archaeologist with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

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He's an intelligent man with an photographic memory, incredible observation skills, and constantly makes obscure 80's references. He's a black nerd who thinks he's cool, is a sympathetic crier, and drives a very small blue car. They fight crime!

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He's a bookish bohemian vampire hunter looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's an enchanted hip-hop cab driver descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

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