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Imagine how awkward it would have been for the person who discovered milk [CLOSED]
TheSpyrofan12 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3193
#1 Posted: 16:41:46 25/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Think about what is needed to be done to milk a cow. Then imagine how he'd tell someone.

"Hey! I just discovered this thing! Try it!"
*drinks some* "Hey, this tastes good. What is it?"
"I'm calling it milk."
"Where'd it come from?"
"The four penises on a cow."
*spits out, and backs away slowly*
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#2 Posted: 16:43:16 25/06/2013
I just laughed my head off
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#3 Posted: 16:44:12 25/06/2013
Yeah you got this from a half hour stand up on comedy central I watched it too
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#4 Posted: 16:46:50 25/06/2013
Imagine the discovery of chickens laying eggs.

"Hey this white thing came out this chicken's rear"
"Eat it!"
"Um...okay"
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#5 Posted: 16:47:48 25/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bravo101
Yeah you got this from a half hour stand up on comedy central I watched it too



No, me and a couple of friends were talking about this at school today (yes, our conversations are weird).
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#6 Posted: 16:57:21 25/06/2013
Why was.he doing that to.the cow?
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#7 Posted: 17:29:07 25/06/2013
omglmao!smilie
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#8 Posted: 18:25:23 25/06/2013
Actually milk was discovered by watching cows feeding their children.
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#9 Posted: 18:36:50 25/06/2013
Imagine the person who discovered sex.

-hey, I wonder how my penis feels in your vagina?

-let's try it!

AWKWARD
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#10 Posted: 18:45:20 25/06/2013
Imagine idiots saying that the utters on a cow are penises.

- Hey look at those penises on that cow!
-Yeah, isn't that just weird?
*I show up and slap every one of 'em*

And milk was actually discovered by mothers feeding children of any species, not just cows. So, you're stupid.
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#11 Posted: 18:54:22 25/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: SilverWolf1129
Imagine idiots saying that the utters on a cow are penises.

- Hey look at those penises on that cow!
-Yeah, isn't that just weird?
*I show up and slap every one of 'em*

And milk was actually discovered by mothers feeding children of any species, not just cows. So, you're stupid.



Yes! We will have breast milk in our cereal! We will drink Dog milk with cookies! We shall have horse milk in Tesco!


I thought it was obvious that I meant the milk we normally drink (aka Cow Milk)
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#12 Posted: 20:57:52 25/06/2013
I just thought of this.

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#13 Posted: 21:30:54 25/06/2013
Quote: SilverWolf1129
And milk was actually discovered by mothers feeding children of any species, not just cows. So, you're stupid.


This was obviously a joke, now it's on you for taking it so seriously.
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