darkSpyro

Paparazzi Spyro is a Series of random humer all twined into one.

Yesh! HUMOR!

Episode I: The order of dragon Slayer Slayer Slayer Slayer Slayers

A dragon walks towards the edge of a cliff, spreading his wings.
"Lain! I will find you, that I promiss" He leaps of the cliff.


Meanwile Spyro and Sparx are minding there own busness when Gulp jusmps out form behind a bush.

sparx: How did Gulp fit behind that bush?

Gulp: You don't want to know!

Then Spyro got hit in the head by Crush's club and everything goes dark.

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Lord Mestraiph: The purple dragon has been captured?

Privat Notingham: Yes my lord!

Lord Mestraiph: And by whom?

Privat Notingham: By non other than Ripto

As if by accent, the great door open wide to allow Crush to enter, holding a wriggling net.

Ripto: LET ME OUT OF THIS BAG YOU MINDLESS GECKO!!!

Crush: Its not my foult I'm colour-blind!
Crush drops the bag and Ripto tumbles out angrily.

Lord Mestraiph: Ripto where is the purple dragon?

Gulp: Right here.

Crush brings in a net with Spyro trapped in it.

Gulp: This is the purple dragon

Gulp drops the net and Spyro falls out.

Lord Mestraiph: So you are the imfamous purple dragon.

Spyro: Well of-course I am. Whats it to you?

The iron-clad man smiles evily at Spyro.
Lord Mestraiph: *stretches out his arms* this here is the hall of the order of Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayers!!!

Sparx: ... ... Why didn't you just call yourself the order of dragon slayers?

Lord Mestraiph: BECOUSE WHERE BETTER THAN DRAGON SLAYERS!!!*Mestraiph slams the armof his frone making a cracking noise that couses several peaple, including spyro, to jolt* That is the reason.

Spyro: I'm lost...

Random Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer: He means where slayers of Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayers, who are slayers of Dragon slayer-slayer-slayers, who are slayers of Dragon slayer-slyars, who are slayers of Dragon slayers, who are slayers of dragons...

Sparx: Now I'm confused!

Female Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer: He means that we specialise in the killing of Slayers of those that kill slayers of Dragon Slayers.

Spyro: O...Kay... So what if I said I was a Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer?

First Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer: than you would be on our side!

Spyro: What?

same Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer: You said Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer, there an order of Dragon slayers.

Female Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer: I can't beleive you managed to keep up with that!!!

Sparx: What the heck is the point of all this!!!

Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer: Security

Female Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer: We ONLY deal with Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayers. We nead many levels.

Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer: What is the purple dragons Slayer rating anyway?

Lord Mestraiph: The purple dragon's slayer rating IS...
The man signals towards another older man holding a scroll to come. He gives Lord Mestraiph the the scroll and Lord Mestraiph opens it up.
Lord Mestraiph: The purple dragon's slayer rating is... DRAGON SLAYER-SLAYER-SLAYER-SLAYER-SLAYER-SLAYER!!!!

The Dragon slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayers start jumping out of their chars and screaming, trying to find the nearest exit pushing eachover out of the way like mad. Even Lord Mestraiph throws the scroll up into the air and joins the panicked crowd.

"DRAGON SLAYER-SLAYER-SLAYER-SLAYER-SLAYER-SLAYER!!!"
"OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
"AHHHHHHH"
"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF"
"OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"

Spyro got trampled. Even Gulp's girth couldn't stand the force of the rampage and he was knocked over and pushed out through the door. By the time the chaos had ended the the only peaple in the room was Spyro, Sparx and a 2-dimensional version of Ripto painted onto the ground.

Sparx: ... ... The only thing I got out of that conversation was that they are all a bunch of utter lunaticks.


Episode one part 2


Spyro: ... ... I think where free to go!

Ripto: NOT SO FAST!!! *Ripto got up and reinflated himself* I own you.

Spyro: I don't see your name on me.

Sparx: Hey Spyro have you ever noticed that the tatoo on your arm of your name in japanes looks ironicly like the name Ripto?

Spyro: Hey it douse too! *Spyro looks at his forearm in amazment* OK! Your name is tattood on my arm... But what make you think that you... own... me... *With each word Spyro took a step closer to Ripto in an intimadating fasion*

Ripto: Crush!!! *Ripto realises that neither his body-guards are with him then takes a step back, his voice starts to squeek a little* Gulp?

Spryo: Oh I'm sorry. Cruah and Gulp don't seem to be available at the moment. *Spyro continues to anvance towards Ripto, who backsteps at the same pace out of the room untill he finds a wall at his back*

Ripto: *Looks at Spyro in terror*

Spyro: *laughs manacingly, his voice adopts a cold darker tone* Like a cornered lamb, he realises his life is about to end, and that he stares into the eyes of his doom.

Ripto: *Petrified, shaking, all he could do was stare into Spryo's eyes, then his maw as it opened to deliver firy death.*

Spyro: Boo!

Ripto: AAAHHHHH!!!! *huddles down onto the floor and covers his face with his arms*

Spyro: *Starts to laugh*

Ripto: *Lowers one arm a little to look at Spyro*

Sparx: Aren't you going to kill him?

Spyro: Of all the baddies I've slain I have never had the chance to see one SCREAM in horrer. And besighds look at him. He's helpless, he has nothing left that I could take away, just leave him there.

Ripto: Your not going to kill me?

Spyro: No!

Ripto: *Lifts one hand at Spyro* I hate dragons...

Spyo: Although... *Punches Ripto's lights out*

Sparx: Now lets go before those Dragon Slayer-SLayer... Ects come back.

Spyro and Sparx run through the crorridor untill they find a way out which they go through into bright sunlight.

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Umm... Sorry to disturb you but the letter limmit forces me to tell you to post if you like before I can continue.... Sorry for the Inconveniance...

Hmm looks like I can anyway

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Episode I part 3


Spyro and Sparx inspect there saroundings. All they see are snow tiped mountain after snow tiped mountain.

Sparx: I don't think where going to get out of here that easily Spyro.

Spyro: Of-course we are. We have to find a rout at some-stage, don't we?

Sparx: I gues *Sparx' voice emphisised his lack of confidence*

So the two of them began walking down the mountain, unaware of the pair of eyes that whatched them leave.

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Sparx: Yes where bound to find a rout eventualy!

Spyro: Well it just might mean tha these mountains stretchfurther than I first realised.

Sparx: Face it, were lost! Weve past that rock about 50 timaes already.

Spyro: 8 and were not lost... We just nead to find our beriEEEEEEEEE...
Spyro falls into an unseen hole, hidden by a small bush.

Sparx: SPYRO!!! *Flys over to the bush and to Spyro* Spyro are you alright man?

Spyro: I'm fine... *Brushes dust of his arm*

Sparx: That was quite a fall...

Spyro: *Cuts Sparx off* Do you hear that?

*Sparx shakes his head left to right*

Spyro: It sounds like mettal clinking...

*It sudely gets extremely loud and Spyro finds about 10 swords presed against his neck*

???: Moothroh Curldor! [Let him go!]

*Sparx had no idea what he was saying, but Spyro reckognised it as Dragonic. The swords where taken of Spyro neck.*

???: Tugrah wvrn Moothroh. [Turn 'round young one.]

*Spyro turned to see an adult dragon with copper scales and adorned in red armour.*

Sparx: Umm hellow... DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

Copper dragon: *Looks at Sparx* YES I DO! *Returns to look at Spyro* I am Tellenore, captain of this little group you've stumbled apon.

Spyro: I am Spyro, and this here is Sparx, my brother.

Tellenore: I...seeee... Come! For you are geusts and today marks the beggining of the end of the order of Dragon Slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayers.

Spyro: The end of the order of Dragon Slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayers? That must mean that you are...

Sparx: Don't say it!!

Spyro: The order of Dragon Slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayer-slayers!

Tellenore: *Chuckles* Well yes... But we prefure being called the Advocets, rolls of the tongue a little easier.
*Tellenore beggins to walk down the tunnel and Spyro and Sparx beggin to follow, along with the 10 gaurds. None of which noticed the pair of eyes that whatched them from the hole-entrance*


Episode I part 4

*Spyro and Sparx follow Tellenore into a large room with a long table in the centre.*

Tellenore: This is where we will feast.

Sparx: *Looks at Spyro as if to say that he has no-idea whats going on*

Spyro: Its Dragonic tradition to feast before a great battle.

Sparx: Define "great" Spyro.

Spyro: *Looks at Tellenore and some of the other dragons before answering* It means that they don't expect to come back from this.

*Some of the dragons start to sit down at the seatless table, Tellenore indicates a spot for Spyro and he walks to the table and sits.*

Sparx: [Quiatly] A suicide mission.

Spyro: [whispers] follow my lead, don't do anything unless I do.
*Sparx nods his head*

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*After 3 minuts of total silance, a numbr of dragons with plates of food put them all on the table, the dragons then serve those at the table. Tellenore takes I bite from his food, the the dragon to his left, ect until Spyro swollows a peice of what seemed to be fish.*

Sparx: *Looked at what seemed to be the exact opposit of a vegeterian dish. Raw Fish marrinaded in blood, and adorned with what looked like chiken-feet.*

*When sparx didn't take a bite of his food and continued the un-usual ritual, the other dragons started to look at him funny*

Spyro: *Became allarmed when he realised that Sparx was incapable of eating such a meal as this, then looked at Tellenore.* Forgive me... Sparx can't eat the same things we can.

Tellenore: *realising his mistake he lifted one hand rather casualy* We should be the ones forgiving you, As our guest we should have allowed for his diet. *Tellenore made a sighn to one of the cook dragons, who rushed away*

*The dragon next to Sparx took a bite from his own food as if sparx hadn't been there. By the time the last dragon took a small bite from his food and was next to Tellenore, the same cook dragon had put a more appatising dish infront of Sparx (Appatising for Sparx anyway). A roested beatle with moth wings around it.*

Sparx: *Looked at Spyro wether to eat or not, Spyro gave the OK*

Spyro: *Began to eat his meal, much less visiosly than he usualy would but not perfect*

*The dragons began to converse (In dragonic) and the atmosphere began to lighten up. There where seven meals in all. By the time Spyro and Sparx had finished, another plate would be put in-front of them. Thoe Spyro hoped that Sparx' suplly of food wasn't comming from anywhere near the kitchen*

At the end of the last meal Spyro felt extremely tired, he ghad trouble keeping his ees open, then there was darkness. He dreamed of eating food. Sparx dreamed he was dancing around Riptos face whilst wearing a balarina dress.

Episode I part 5

When Spyro woke up the next morning he felt full of energy.

Sparx: [mumbling in sleep] No don't eat the potato! It will turn you into a fire-fly. Noooo...

Spyro: [wisper] Sparx! Wake up.

Sparx: [still mumbling in sleep] Nooooo... Don't do it Amy... Noooo...

Spyro: Sparx!

Sparx: *Wakes up, yells and douse a karati kick on Spyro's face* OOH!!! I'm so sorry I thought you where a fire-fly!!!

Spyro: *Rubs his nose* Oww... Its alright sparx... *Looks at Sparx and smiles* Whos Amy?

Sparx:Amy! Shes um a ahh.... A friend that lives up the ahhh road we used to live...

Spyro: Right...

Sparx: Hey whats that supposed to mean?

Spyro: Don't worry Sparx. YOur secrets safe with me. *Starts to leave the room*

Sparx: I'm sereas I don't even know any-one named Amy. *Chases Spyro*

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Tellenore: *Ran up to SPyro, who flinched thinking that he was going to run into him*

Spyro: AHHH!!!

Tellenore: Spyro! What size are you?

Spyro: Size 16 why?

Tellenore: I told you *signald to another dragon who threw Spyro what apeared to be...*

Spyro: Armour?!?!

Tellenore: No time to explain. Put it on quickly!! We don't have much time.

Spryo: *With the help of the other dragon, Spyro spent about 1 minut putting on the intracet war-plating, which was blood-red like Tellenore's, and surprisingly comfy.*

*DERAN DERAAAAAANNNN* Tellenore looked around distressed when the battle-horn sounded.

Spyro: Whats going on?

Tellenore: *Looked at Spyro then smiled the grin that usualy only an insane man would show* WAR!!!

Sparx: WAR?!?! Spyro how do you always manage to get cought up in these things? *Chases Spyro down the corridor*

*Spyro reached Tellenore to the entrance hole. When Tellenore looked outside all colour seemed to drain from his face.*

*When Spyro looked he saw what was going on... On one side there was a see of human soldiers, all of whome wore Blue armour with Yellow trim. On the other he could see the same of Red-mettal. Flecked with the rainbow coulers that made each dragons skin. On both sides these masses stretch to as far as the eye could see in both direction and possibly further.*

Tellenore: In the name of the Ancestors!!! This isn't right... What...?

Spyro: WHats wrong Tellenore?

Tellenore: See that human armour, Blue with yellow! Those are 7th rank slayers... WHERE THE HECK DID THEY COME FROM??!!

Spyro: So we can take them on. What makes them so differant?

Tellenore: The 7th rank know us... They can see every fault in your armour just by looking at you. These where desighned to fight 5th Rank, NOT 7TH!!!

*An extremely large dragon stood before his army.*

Sparx: [Wisper] Havent we seen him before?

Spyro: [whisper] Silance!

General Dragon: *raises his hands and all is silant, he then lowers them* [Dragonic] We are outmatched not only in Numbers and Technology... But also in tacktical advantage. Most of us will not see the sun set this day... But we have something that they do not... *Points at Spyro* WE HAVE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

*Some of the dragon cheer*

Spyro: Huh?

Sparx: Your famouse Spyro!!!

*A dragon pushes Spyro next to the general, all the cheering stops.*

Dragon: [But he's just a child!]

General: [He may just be a child but have you not heard what he has acomplished? He has destroyed the drark-master single handedly. Crushed the forces of Nork also. He is our greatest aset. No-matter size] *Turns around and faces the enamy* Ordey Moordoor Hestardrey!!!

All The other Dragon: Ordey Moordoor Hestartrey!!! *Charges at the enamy*

Spyro: Ordey Moordoor Hestardrey!!! *Runds along*

Sparx: ... ... Ordey Moordoor Hestardrey!!! *Follows Spyro*

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*Smaller dragons fly overhead and burn the human soldiers. The dragons push a number of humans out of the way but mmany where killed in the initial charge. Spyro raced up to the forfront, ready to kill whatever non-dragon thing got in his way... He was about to hit in five seconds...*

4 seconds
3 secondd
Spyro: [thought] I am going to die!!
2 seconds
1 second...

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Thanks for reading Episode I of Papparazi Spyro...

I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it...

And I also hope that the cliff-hanger bugs you as much as its supposed to

Anywho.... I'll be releasing Episode II next week. (This was written before I entered year 11 so it MAY take a little longer)

wow this is so interesting

Really? Thanks, it was written over a year ago, so I don't really remember. It will be difficult to get back into it (VCE + not remembering some of the plot (Particularly the hidden part))