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Metallo Platinum Sparx

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#1 Posted: 22:31:45 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator

So I get done riding my 4wheeler, I park it under our shelter, and sure enough there's a juvenile rattlesnake right in front of it. So, I get our .22 rifle out of my dad's truck and I pop him twice in the head. His head is basically turned inside out, you can see his brains and throat and everything. I have a pic of him on my phone, I'll see if I can't upload it.

For those of you who don't know, juvenile snakes are more dangerous than adults, because the adults release a small amount of venom with each bite, while juveniles drain all their venom with a single bite.

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HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531	#2 Posted: 22:35:32 03/06/2013 Lovely...

sniper52 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1306	#3 Posted: 22:38:40 03/06/2013 Dead snake? You shoulda sold it on ebay. --- HAISHFTAYADGHpenisHDGNADGITUGDUAHD

bonbonsalad Gold Sparx Gems: 2212	#4 Posted: 22:38:45 03/06/2013 Please spoiler that picture. --- Gargoyles to the rescue!

ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5391	#5 Posted: 22:39:27 03/06/2013 metallo like brightscales we can agree you look "positively adorable" in nephenee but now i see blood all over that picture --- BREATHE AIR.

spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325	#6 Posted: 22:40:02 03/06/2013 Good for you....?

Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345	#7 Posted: 22:41:23 03/06/2013 hey asshole, snakes are cool

Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419	#8 Posted: 22:47:20 03/06/2013 \| Topic Creator Quote: Big Green hey asshole, snakes are cool Not when they're coiling and are about to strike >.>

HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531	#9 Posted: 22:51:47 03/06/2013 Quote: Metallo Quote: Big Green hey asshole, snakes are cool Not when they're coiling and are about to strike >.> That's when they're coolest.

Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419	#10 Posted: 22:52:11 03/06/2013 \| Topic Creator Quote: HotDogAndZap Quote: Metallo Quote: Big Green hey asshole, snakes are cool Not when they're coiling and are about to strike >.> That's when they're coolest. Not when you're facing certain death >.>

Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6473	#11 Posted: 22:52:18 03/06/2013 Was it like, a white snake? Was it in your pants?

Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419	#12 Posted: 22:52:55 03/06/2013 \| Topic Creator Quote: Rendar Was it like, a white snake? Was it in your pants? No, I shot that off two years ago.
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419	#13 Posted: 22:53:53 03/06/2013 \| Topic Creator Quote: Sesshomaru75 R.I.P Metallo Jr. He never scored. Later tonight, you might be able to see him.....

Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345	#14 Posted: 22:54:13 03/06/2013 Quote: HotDogAndZap Quote: Metallo Quote: Big Green hey asshole, snakes are cool Not when they're coiling and are about to strike >.> That's when they're coolest. yeah!!!

somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480	#15 Posted: 22:55:19 03/06/2013 You fool. You just started World War snake. --- Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.

Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6473	#16 Posted: 22:56:10 03/06/2013 Quote: Metallo Quote: Rendar Was it like, a white snake? Was it in your pants? No, I shot that off two years ago. Ohhh yeah. So are you like, a chick now?
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spyrothe111 Ripto Gems: 3702	#17 Posted: 22:56:25 03/06/2013 Brilliant.

Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419	#18 Posted: 22:57:47 03/06/2013 \| Topic Creator Quote: Rendar Quote: Metallo Quote: Rendar Was it like, a white snake? Was it in your pants? No, I shot that off two years ago. Ohhh yeah. So are you like, a chick now? No. Just a man, in an extreme amount of pain.

Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6473	#19 Posted: 22:59:32 03/06/2013 Quote: Metallo Quote: Rendar Quote: Metallo No, I shot that off two years ago. Ohhh yeah. So are you like, a chick now? No. Just a man, in an extreme amount of pain. Dudes can be guys without schlongs? So like, can you get pregnant now?

Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419	#20 Posted: 23:00:01 03/06/2013 \| Topic Creator - - -

ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8081	#21 Posted: 23:01:01 03/06/2013 Niiice. D: --- Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!

thumper Ripto Gems: 3519	#22 Posted: 23:04:17 03/06/2013 I think you did the right thing.

ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5391	#23 Posted: 23:04:29 03/06/2013 metallo is love, metallo is life --- BREATHE AIR.

Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6473	#24 Posted: 23:06:38 03/06/2013 Quote: thumper I think you did the right thing. But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far...

Metallo Platinum Sparx

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#25 Posted: 23:07:52 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator

Snakes are likely to be crawling this time of year. Some tips:

Stay out of weeds and tall grass.
Try not to wear open-toed shoes or sandals when walking in known snake territory.
Don't let small children or pets walk outside unsupervised.
If you must venture into known snake territory, carry some kind of weapon on hand.

Quote: Rendar

Quote: thumper
I think you did the right thing.

But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far...

The picture was for proof. Butthurt people would be like "PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN"

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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519	#26 Posted: 23:14:52 03/06/2013 Quote: Rendar Quote: thumper I think you did the right thing. But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far... Yes it was a little too much, however he was proving that it happened.

somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8480	#27 Posted: 23:17:38 03/06/2013 gfhyutut45yjt --- Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.

aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040	#28 Posted: 23:29:24 03/06/2013 you know what i would have done....
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833	#29 Posted: 23:33:48 03/06/2013 I kinda feel bad for it, but you did what you had too... --- I am a Cow. "Moo".

Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419	#30 Posted: 23:37:07 03/06/2013 \| Topic Creator I have two dogs that go outside to use the bathroom. That snake could've easily killed one of them if I let it go.

Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625	#31 Posted: 23:39:09 03/06/2013 Quote: Metallo - - - OMG sooo cute!

HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026	#32 Posted: 00:05:20 04/06/2013 SNAKE?! SNAAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! --- Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.

HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026	#33 Posted: 00:08:12 04/06/2013 Once again it falls to me to make the reference. --- Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.

DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632	#34 Posted: 00:25:25 04/06/2013 There was a snake sun bathing in one of the bushes in front of my trailer. --- Gay 4 GARcher

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#35 Posted: 00:48:29 04/06/2013

Quote: thumper

Quote: Rendar
Quote: thumper
I think you did the right thing.

But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far...

Yes it was a little too much, however he was proving that it happened.

Buuut he wouldn't of needed proof if he didn't gloat to begin with.

Besides, considering he used a rifle, it's not like it was a thing to feel triumphant over. I might as well gloat about flushing a spider down the toilet.

---
"My memories will be part of the sky."

DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6632	#36 Posted: 00:54:54 04/06/2013 Quote: somePerson gfhyutut45yjt PETA's going to take my beast away reference no one will get --- Gay 4 GARcher

thumper Ripto Gems: 3519	#37 Posted: 00:56:25 04/06/2013 @ sonicbrawler omg, did you kill the spider first before flushing it down the toilet? I'm just kidding.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026	#38 Posted: 01:23:48 04/06/2013 Quote: thumper @ sonicbrawler omg, did you kill the spider first before flushing it down the toilet? O_O I'm just kidding. :) He let me siphon all the venom out before flushing it. DELICIOUS. --- Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.

thumper Ripto Gems: 3519	#39 Posted: 01:25:11 04/06/2013 Quote: HIR Quote: thumper @ sonicbrawler omg, did you kill the spider first before flushing it down the toilet? I'm just kidding. He let me siphon all the venom out before flushing it. DELICIOUS. omg! lol

Metallo Platinum Sparx

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#40 Posted: 01:30:32 04/06/2013 | Topic Creator

Quote: sonicbrawler182

Quote: thumper
Quote: Rendar

But taking a picture and gloating about it goes a little too far...

Yes it was a little too much, however he was proving that it happened.

Buuut he wouldn't of needed proof if he didn't gloat to begin with.

Besides, considering he used a rifle, it's not like it was a thing to feel triumphant over. I might as well gloat about flushing a spider down the toilet.

I wasn't gloating so much as just sharing the story. Anyone else here would probably post a topic about it, too. And like I said, I have dogs that go outside, I had a good reason to kill that thing.

Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12132	#41 Posted: 02:19:10 04/06/2013 Quote: aran you know what i would have done.... Enjoy your salmonella. --- R.I.P. Ra June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017

fireofexile Blue Sparx Gems: 703	#42 Posted: 04:01:26 04/06/2013 Next time you freak out like that, pretend it's a rope. Today there was a spider on my chair and I didn't want to kill it so I took out my iPad and let it go on it and then took it outside and set it free. I feel like such a wimp now

C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10108	#43 Posted: 04:05:10 04/06/2013 Interesting. What kind of snake was it? Diamondback?

Metallo Platinum Sparx

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#44 Posted: 05:20:06 04/06/2013 | Topic Creator

Quote: C1nder

Interesting. What kind of snake was it? Diamondback?

I think so. You can look at the pic and tell.

Quote: fireofexile

Next time you freak out like that, pretend it's a rope.

Today there was a spider on my chair and I didn't want to kill it so I took out my iPad and let it go on it and then took it outside and set it free.

I feel like such a wimp now

How many times do I have to say it?

I have DOGS. That go OUTSIDE, and use the BATHROOM. If I let that snake go, it could have KILLED ONE OF MY DOGS. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

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C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10108	#45 Posted: 05:20:51 04/06/2013 Quote: Metallo Quote: C1nder Interesting. What kind of snake was it? Diamondback? I think so. You can look at the pic and tell. Yep, seems like it.

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