darkSpyro

I Do stories for me and my Skylanders.

In November 2011

StalkerSnake: I thought to buy Skylanders game. I've always liked the Spyro games.
Friend: I watched a TV ad. It is a game for little kids and Spyro looks a pickle!
StalkerSnake: Maybe you're right. I asked my dad to buy it for me on Christmas.
Friend: I would never buy that game!

In December 2011

StalkerSnake: Christmas presents!
Brother: You Sherlock...
StalkerSnake: *opens gifts* Wow! Finally! Skylanders Spyro's Adventure!
Brother: Lol. That game sux.
StalkerSnake: # Why all curse this game? #
Spyro: I need help!
StalkerSnake: Who speaks?
Brother: Are you mad?
Spyro: Help... You... Portal master...
StalkerSnake: Do you speak, Spyro?
Brother: Dad! My sister is mad!
Spyro: Use... Portal...
StalkerSnake: Yeah! *Catch Spyro*
Brother: WTF?!
Spyro: Use your PS3 and Portal...
StalkerSnake: How do you know that I have PS3?
Spyro: I had a dream.
StalkerSnake: What? *Open PS3*
Spyro: Others can't hear me.
StalkerSnake: Portal and PS3 are open.
Spyro: Do it!
StalkerSnake:*Place Spyro on the portal*
Spyro: Finally I'm in Skylands!
StalkerSnake: Let's play Skylanders!
Gill Grunt: Aw Yeah!
Trigger happy: Me too!

More...

In January. In GameStop.

Zap: I hope that someone will buy me!
Voodood: Same
Zap: HEY KIDS!
Bash: Shut up. They don't hear you.
Zap: Why everyone buy only Eruptor and Stealth elf?
Voodood: They are... Umm...
Bash: The strongest?
Zap: I am really strong!
Eruptor: BURP!
Zap: You are ugly, Eruptor.
Bash: I'm bored
StalkerSnake: I need Sonic Boom and Bash.
Bash: Wohooooo!!!
StalkerSnake: No any Sonic Boom.
Bash: Buy me!
Voodood: Buy me!
StalkerSnake: My brother wants Voodood and Boomer.
Bash: If you don't now buy me...
StalkerSnake: I want Zap and Bash.
Zap: YES!
StalkerSnake: *Buys Zap and Bash*
Voodood: I really hate you, Eruptor.
Eruptor: Why she don't want me?
Voodood: You are ugly.

Later...

Zap: Whare are We going?
StalkerSnake: To movie theater.
Bash: AWESOME.
Brother: Where were you, sister?
StalkerSnake: in...
Brother: Sell these stupid toys! Don't buy them anymore!
Zap: HEY!
StalkerSnake: I love my Skylanders!
Bash: I hate your Brother.
Zap: Me too.
StalkerSnake: *Goes into the movie theater.*
Zap: Wow! What movie we selected?
StalkerSnake: What you want?
Bash: Something good...
StalkerSnake: Ok that.

In movie....

Zap: I'm scared!
Bash: Shut up! I don't hear anything.
Zap: AAAHHH! A Monster!
Bash: I hate 3D movies.
Zap: I DIE!
Bash: Do you want my 3D glasses?
Zap: Ok
Bash: Is that...
Zap: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGHHHH! A MONSTER KILLS ME!!
Bash: No anymore 3D movies...
StalkerSnake: I think that same.

These 3D glasses and Zap

YES. 3D GLASSES!

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