darkSpyro

this is an rp in the beavis and butthead universe

since beavis and butthead are the best you can be them any time you want but plz also try to bring in other deep characters like that one kid who got diarrhea

STORY:
beavis and butthead are both two charming, courteous young lads who are in pursuit of love. they also like watching music videos. they dislike going to their school and have jobs at burger world.

my character will be beavis but anyone can also be him. ok now i shall start

beavis was watching tv. "this show sucks. hmmmmhmmmhuhuhumeheeh" he itched his nads and walked to the kitchen to get a soda

Uhuhuhuhuh Cool, I can be Butthead then

While Beavis is going to grab a soda, Butthead hears a knock at the door "Whoooah, a visitor, cool uhuhuhuhuhuh, I wonder who it is"

I am going to be Mr. Anderson!

"Beaver and Buttface! I told you two boys to mow my lawn. I gave you $10 each, so you better start doing it. Here's the lawn mower boys."

beavis hear mr. anderson. "oh, uh, yeah, mmmehuhheuhehhehehhmmmheheh"
beavis stand on loanmower and began giving obama speech

"Get down from there Darn it! Here, take some pain pills. That there seat isn't very comfortable and it makes my backside stop hurting!"

Hands pills to beavis.

"yeah, ok, mmmhmmhehehe" beavis take pill.
"that was cool, mmmhehehehehehe uhehehehehemmm uhuhuhehehe. im gonna go take a wazzer"
beavis does the 3 sacred steps
step 1: unzip pants
step 2: take out (profane word)
step 3: leak
and takes a wizz on andersons lawn

"Gwaaaaahhh!!! Not my lawn! You can't be doing that!!! I have a bathroom you know. Beaver, get to work! Where's your friend Butthead? He should be working too."

Anderson goes to Beavis and Butthead's house and bangs on the door, demanding Butthead come outside to work.

Butthead was spacing out on the couch the entire time, after hearing the sound of someone taking a wizz, he snapped out of it and remembered he also had to go leak.

"Beavis, you buttmunch, what are you doing over at Mr.Anderson's place, oh cool uhuhuhuh, I'm gonna urinate on his lawn too uhuhuhuhuh"

Also performs the 3 sacred steps

Meanwhile, Stuart walks by and sees Beavis and Butthead urinating on Anderson's lawn

"Whoah, hey guys, can I join you?"

beavis, still emptyin his liver, turn to address stuart.
"no dilhole get your own lawn, mmmhehehuhuhuehueh"
he was piss on stuart

ill join and ill be sadow plz

accepted all characters are automatically accepted

beavis notice blackhog stand next of him. he was piss on shadow now and try to figure out what shadow is

gumby

Hi.

I'm not rp

suddenly, gumby!!!!

djagldrjfladsjf;lsjfjlojioij then beavis become cornholio
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME" he ask gumby. then he remember his great need for the toilet paper.

was gumby tp? find out on the next episode of dbz

Can I be Jesus

OOC: yes u can be jesus )))

cornholio notice jesus. "nicaragua"

gumby finished drinking his beer and thought to himself "im too good for these bum holes, theyre not kawaii enough.............."

he wanted to kick beavis............ and kiss him at the same time!!!! he was so confuzzled. for a smart guy with an IQ of 1000 he sure is dum

Hi I'm Jesus Bravia clean your room

"THERE IS BUT ONE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE". cornholio urge gumby to worship him and then takes gumbys beer

gumby blushed when cornholio brushed his fingers to grab the beer. what are you thinking?! gumby thought. it doesn't mean anything!!

gumby stomped out the room to go watch pokey porn, flustered for unexplainable reasons

Why do ou not obey jesus *kills beavis"

gumby looks dead in the eys of jesus "dont u hurt beavis"

Oops sorry gumy
Makes Beacis alive again
I'm jesus

cornholio became beavis again but did not die "eheuhummmhemhehmmmhe" he see gumby "hey hows it goin do u want to see my butt"

gumby stared in complete shock. should i say yes? WAIT WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?! gumby said trying to push the thoughts away

beavis notice gumby got wood "hmeheheheuheuhhmmmheh its like...this giant boner got a boner"

beavis forgot to wonder how gumby got wood, and missed the fact he did with his hot butt