darkSpyro

Okay, so this is like Boomer's Big Break, a comedy story where the Skylanders are down on Earth, and when the stores close, the tpys come to life.
EDIT: ZapNorris gave me permition to do this.
Plot:

Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then we shall begin. *sucks our soul out.*
Anyway, let's go!


October 21st 2011 @ TRU.

Store Guy: The game Skylanders is out in 3...2..

Kids outside: *prepare to dash inside*

Store Guy: 1...

Random Kid: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Spyro: BUY ME!

Gill Grunt: AND ME!

Trigger Happy: AND ME!

Store Guy: 0. *opens doors*

Kid: OH MY *f-word*ING GOD! THEY HAVE SONIC BOOM!!!

Everyone get's bought.

Except...

Spyro/Gill Grunt/Trigger Happy: WHAT? ONE KID CAME IN AND JUST BOUGHT FIGURES! HE DIDN'T EVEN BUY THE GAME!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUU

October 16th 2012 @ a TRU in Australia.

Bouncer: We're out here! Woo-Hoo!

Crusher: Shut up, robo but!

Bouncer: LET ME AT HIM!!!

Bouncer number 2: *Punches Crusher in the face*

Meanwhile, in the US.

Bouncer: We're out here in four days! Woo-Hoo!

Crusher: Shut up, Ro- *interrupted by his phone*

Australian Crusher: Wazzup? Phoning to say, DON'T call Bouncer Robo But.

Crusher: I was about to...

AU Crusher: Don't then.

Bouncer: Did you tell me to shut up?!

Crusher: No.

Bouncer: OKAY THEN! *pulls chain saw out* GIGGETY GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO! *starts chainsaw* BLAAAAAA

Crusher: AHHHHH!!!!

Cue weird skeletons dropping in

What happens in this video happens...


Minus the police part at the end. (Fluttershy as Bouncer and Crusher as Rainbow Dash)

R.I.P. Crusher Number 674, 2012 <--> 2012.

4 days later...

Tree Rex: OMFG THEY'RE HERE! HOW DO I LOOK?

Cynder: You look fine A-hole.

Jet Vac: Hey Cynder...

Cynder: What?

Jet Vac: Wanna make out?

Cynder: *f-word* NO! *electrocutes him*

Kid: Hey look! A Jet Vac varient! Dark Jet Vac! *grabs starter pack*

Jet Vac: My plan worked!

Cynder: Wow, smart.

More coming soon...

EDIT: Made some minor changes...

Great!

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Great!

Thanks!

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Great!

YOU YELL AT ME BUT NOT HIM!

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Great!

YOU YELL AT ME BUT NOT HIM!

Because he got this MAGICAL thing called PREMISSION!

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Great!

YOU YELL AT ME BUT NOT HIM!

I asked him if I can before hand...

Wow, this is a place that you can make stories- I didn't even know this place existed!

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Wow, this is a place that you can make stories- I didn't even know this place existed!

All hail the fan fiction section! *bows*

Next part tomorrow...

More coming soon...
And by soon, I mean NOW!

Tree Rex: OMFG I'M GETTING BORED!!!!

Cynder: Don't you mean "Bought"?

Tree Rex: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Endless amount of exclamation marks)

Jet Vac: Maybe I'll look like this ingame!

Cynder: Yeah right!

Kid put's JV on display portal.

Jet Vac appears as DARK Jet Vac ingame.

Cynder: WTF? Shouldn't he be fried Jet Vac.

January 11th 2013 @ Gamestop

S1 Zap: HOORAY!!! MY S2 IS COMING!!!!

S2 Zap: I'M HERE!!!! -Hic!-

Hot Dog: HOORAY!!!!!!!

Scorpion Striker: *silence*

S2 Zap: (Please note he is drunk) Oh come on mister scorpion -Hic!-

Hot Dog: Dude, it's an anaminate object.

Scorpion Striker: NO, YOU'RE AN ANAMINATE OBJECT!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT???

Hot Dog: What is happening to my life? AHHHHH!!!!

Gamestop employee put's out Eye Brawl and Thumpback.

Eye Brawl: I GOT MY EYE ON U!!!!!!

Thumpback: WAZZUP????????

Hot Dog: Talking whales now...

Thumpback: I'M NOT A WHALE, I'M A WALES!

Hot Dog: The country in the UK?

Thumpback: UH, YEAH!!!!!!

Hot Dog: Well, good luck with that!

Eye Brawl: *stares at Hot Dog's butt*

Hot Dog: *sits down so Eye Brawl can't see it*

Eye Brawl: *F-word*ING KILL JOY!!!!

Hot Dog: Kill joy am I? *sticks butt in EB's face*

Eye Brawl: THE SMELL! IT BURNS! *dies*

Hot Dog: #YOLO

Thumpback: #LOL

Bouncer: #CHAINSAW

Everyone runs away...

Bouncer: WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?

MORE COMING SOON!

When is the next part?

Next part?
DOUBLE POST!

NOW

27th Febuary 2013 @ TRU

Ninjini: I'M HERE!!!

Boomer: Nobody cares...

Bouncer: Don't take notice of him honeybunch! He's just grouchy that no one ever bought him.

Tree Rex: Yeah...

Boomer: Kill me now...

Kid: OMFG IT'S NINJINI AND BOOMER!!!!!! *buys them both*

Bouncer: WAIT, THE STORES CLOSED, HOW THE *f-word* DID HE GET IN? LET'S KILL HIM WITH CHAINSAWS *pulls a chainsaw out*

Everybody runs...

Bouncer: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME???

@ Gamestop

Wrecking Ball: I'm here! *eats some chocolate*

Spyro: YAY!!!

Hot Dog: *high fives WB*

MORE COMING SOON

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NOW

27th Febuary 2013 @ TRU

Ninjini: I'M HERE!!!

Boomer: Nobody cares...

Bouncer: Don't take notice of him honeybunch! He's just grouchy that no one ever bought him.

Tree Rex: Yeah...

Boomer: Kill me now...

Kid: OMFG IT'S NINJINI AND BOOMER!!!!!! *buys them both*

Bouncer: WAIT, THE STORES CLOSED, HOW THE *f-word* DID HE GET IN? LET'S KILL HIM WITH CHAINSAWS *pulls a chainsaw out*

Everybody runs...

Bouncer: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME???

@ Gamestop

Wrecking Ball: I'm here! *eats some chocolate*

Spyro: YAY!!!

Hot Dog: *high fives WB*

MORE COMING SOON

When is MORE COMING SOON?

Hey you made a similar title to my story!!!
But you can keep on going

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Hey you made a similar title to my story!!!
But you can keep on going

This one was made before yours...

MORE!!!!

Sneak peek of the main story...

Oh my bad I wasn't looking

MORE COMING NOW


Hot Dog: I'm gonna go to the toilet... *poops in box*

Zap: EW, that stinks!

Scalper: OMG It's a new varient, CHOCOLATE HOT DOG, let's sell it on eBay for $4000

Hot Dog: ****

Zap: We're getting scalped because of you!

Hot Dog: It's the packagers fault, where's the built in toilet?

Zap: I guess your right...

Scalper: Let's go and get me some money! *buys SS Battle Pack*

Hot Dog: I know! (To scalper) BOO!!!

Scalper: Who said that?

Hot Dog: It was me, Tim.

Scalper: How did it talk?

Hot Dog: Us Skylanders don't like being scalped.

Scalper: W-What going on?

Hot Dog: We're having a revolution! We're gonna kill all you scalpers.

Zap: Starting.

Scorpion Striker: With.

Hot Dog: YOU.

Cue all three beating the crap out of the scalper.

Meanwhile...

Rider: Hi Mr. Fright!

Fright: Oh, hey Rider!

Rider: How are you doing today?

Fright: I'm about as good as a Skeleton Ostrich can be!

Rider: That's wonderful, would you like to sing the ostrich song?

Fright: Yes! That's my favorite song!

Rider: Okay then! Here we go!

You're my little ostrich!

Fright: With a great big bow!

Rider: With a great big bow on your little head
You're my little ostrich!

Fright: With a great big smile! *smiles*

Rider: With a great big smile on your ostrich face!

As we sit in the pack and dream of stars and the future!
We will sing!

Fright: We will sing!

Rider: We will sing
This happy ostrich song!

I've been feeding you ostrich meat!

Fright: WHAT?

Rider: That clob I feed you every morning is ostrich meat! You're a cannibal!
Also,

You're my little ostrich!

Fright: W-With a g-great b-big nose

Rider: With a great big nose on your ostrich face!

You're my little ostrich!

Fright: I think I'm gonna throw up.

Rider: With a great big belly! Full of ostrich meat!

Fright: UHHH!!!

Rider:
As we sit in the pack and dream of stars and the future!
We will sing!

Fright: I don't wanna sing anymore!

Rider: We will sing
This happy ostrich song!

You're going to ostrich hell, cannibal

Fright: NOOOOO

MORE COMING SOON

Credit to SecretAgentBob for the Ostrich song, originally the Walrus song.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OiVA6jRGJWI

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You're going to ostrich hell, cannibal

My new sig

You're going to ostrich hell, cannibal
LOL and dark!

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You're going to ostrich hell, cannibal

My new sig

If only I'd seen that before I posted on your GB
Can you credit me in it though?

Hot Dog: YAY! LET'S KILL MORE SCALPERS!!!!!!

Zap: OKAY!!!!!

*cue both of them going on a scalper killing spree*

Random Scalper: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *head explodes*

Hot Dog: RUFFRUFFRUFFRUFF

Zap: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gill Grunt: What are you two doing?

Zap: Nothing. *whistles*

Gill Grunt: This is getting kinda fishy. *winks*

HD & Zap: *groan*

Seriously? No replies for three days? Come on people!

I wanna new part! MORE MORE MORE!

Cool I like your story

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I wanna new part! MORE MORE MORE!

Come ON! wreckingballbob more mores!
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

MOAR COMEING SOWN

SNEAK PEEK TIME!

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SNEAK PEEK TIME!

Reveal Spoiler

Kid: I LIEK WAFFLES

Hot Dog: WHUT?

Kid: Why is that Hot Dog covered in blood?

*sees dead scalper on the floor*

Kid: He stabbed himself with a Skylander toy? AHHH! SKYLANDERS ARE HIGHLY DANGEROUS! WE MUST COMPLETELY BAN THEM FROM BEING SOLD! OR- *shot*

Bobby Katick: *lowers smoking gun*

Crusher: IT IS THE CREATOR! ALL BOW DOWN!

All bow down...

Meanwhile...

Mom: Did you hear that kid? Skylanders are highly dangerous!

Other Mom: I know! *Takes Ninjini out of shopping cart and puts it back on the shelf*

Ninjini: WTF? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING BOUGHT! SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR!

THAT WAS AWESOME! MORE!

moarmoarMOAR!

Kid: I LIEK WAFFLES

Hot Dog: WHUT?

Kid: Why is that Hot Dog covered in blood?

*sees dead scalper on the floor*

Kid: He stabbed himself with a Skylander toy? AHHH! SKYLANDERS ARE HIGHLY DANGEROUS! WE MUST COMPLETELY BAN THEM FROM BEING SOLD! OR- *shot*

Bobby Katick: *lowers smoking gun*

Crusher: IT IS THE CREATOR! ALL BOW DOWN!

All bow down...

Meanwhile...

Mom: Did you hear that kid? Skylanders are highly dangerous!

Other Mom: I know! *Takes Ninjini out of shopping cart and puts it back on the shelf*

Ninjini: WTF? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING BOUGHT! SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR!

*all Skylanders are put back on the shelf*

Rider: Thanks a lot Snot Dog! Hey Fright! Want a clob to cheer you up?!

Fright: **** YOU! *Shoots himself*

Rider: *walks off to get a new Fright*

Bouncer: *Saws Tree Rex in half*

*Everyone runs*

Bouncer: FOR GODS MOTHER ****ING SAKE!

Meanwhile in Smyths in England...

S2 Wrecking Ball: I AM HERE

S2 Spyro: ME TOO!

May 3rd @ Smyths

Scarlet Ninjini: IMA HERE!

Ninjini: Oh, hi...

Zook: I have moobs.

Scarlet Ninjini: Good to know.

awesome!

More.

January 13th 2013
Meanwhile on the news.

Reporter: Our newest report today is: Are Skylander Toys Dangerous?, over to our gaming correspondent, Bob Gefferson.

Bob Gefferson: Thank Tim, it turns out, that these harmless looking kids toys *Pulls out a Tree Rex* are highly dangerous. It was found that someone had stabbed themselves with one of them in a GameStop. I find it hard to compute that these harmless little things are like knives. *Waves Tree Rex around a bit, and accidently stabs himself in the chest.* Maybe I was wrong. *falls dead.*

Reporter: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE ****?!?!?!?! THESE THINGS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE BABYS' PEN KNIFE! THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THIS COUNTRY!

Meanwhile in England, a goth kid tries to stab himself with one of his Skylanders, but it doesn't work.

Goth Kid: What? Maybe it, like, only works in America or something... *Gets out a knife and stabs himself*

(lol i once cutted myself on a and it happend in real, i still see the wound on my hand )

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More.

January 13th 2013
Meanwhile on the news.

Reporter: Our newest report today is: Are Skylander Toys Dangerous?, over to our gaming correspondent, Bob Gefferson.

Bob Gefferson: Thank Tim, it turns out, that these harmless looking kids toys *Pulls out a Tree Rex* are highly dangerous. It was found that someone had stabbed themselves with one of them in a GameStop. I find it hard to compute that these harmless little things are like knives. *Waves Tree Rex around a bit, and accidently stabs himself in the chest.* Maybe I was wrong. *falls dead.*

Reporter: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE ****?!?!?!?! THESE THINGS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE BABYS' PEN KNIFE! THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THIS COUNTRY!

Meanwhile in England, a goth kid tries to stab himself with one of his Skylanders, but it doesn't work.

Goth Kid: What? Maybe it, like, only works in America or something... *Gets out a knife and stabs himself*

lol...

*bump*
Next chapter preview!


The rest is coming soon!

This is a very funny story. No offense to ZapNorris, but I think your story is way more hilarious! Good job!

P.S. I love the Ostrich Song!

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This is a very funny story. No offense to ZapNorris, but I think your story is way more hilarious! Good job!

P.S. I love the Ostrich Song!

Thanks!

Your Welcome! I just started reading it and all I can say is MOOOAAARRR!!!

I do think that Boomers Big Break has really lost it's funny lately.

You're right. It started out great, but then it went downhill when Zap started the sequel.

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You're right. It started out great, but then it went downhill when Zap started the sequel.

Yeah... It's had not a single joke for the past 3 chapters.

You seem like a nice guy, wanna be friends?

Sorry to inform all of you who love "The Ostrich Song" it's stolen from scretagentbob's Walrus Song (and yes it is stolen because there's no credit)

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Sorry to inform all of you who love "The Ostrich Song" it's stolen from scretagentbob's Walrus Song (and yes it is stolen because there's no credit)

Did I not put credit?
*checks post*
Oops, I thought I had. I'll add it now.

Is this officially DEAD!?

Yep. New chapter soon.

So, when's the new chapter?

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So, when's the new chapter?

Never I guess since he has left now.