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Gnarly Tree Rex Singles: Only at 7-11 [CLOSED]
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 14:22:29 01/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Today news has reached 7-11 that gnarly tree rex will be exclusive to 7-11.

He will tie in with the new "Gnarly Sprite Smash" slurpee and the New "Gnarly Gulp" and "Life Sucker" Cup and Straw.

It is also rumored that to obtain gnarly, you must buy a "Treemongus Bite" to receive a FREE gnarly.

They will also be reciving another special character, rainbow crystal boomer. He will tie in with the "Boom Bite" and "Dynasprite" food/drink items.

"Food is the next frontier for the franchise, and we've chosen 7-11 to be the proud sponsors of Gnarly Tree Rex singles and rainbow crystal boomer." An announcement said. "It's Kool!"

Gnarly tree rex, Gnarly Sprite Smash, Life Sucker Straw, Gnarly Gulp Cup, Crystal Rainbow Boomer, Boom Bite, And Dynasprite will hit 7-11 on April 31st.

Also, 7-11 Has released info that they will also carry a large quantity of S1 skylanders, and the Lightcore 8 pack.

Yes. It's a pack with all 8 Lightcore characters.

"It's the most expensive thing we will ever sell here!" A random 7-11 employee said the secret event you're not supposed to know about. "It's like, $80.00!"

The RIFD chips in these 8 lightcores contain the most powerful LED lights of all time. And if you don't fully use every single one (upgraded to the max, level 15, all heroics, all quests, max gold) by October 20th, their RIFD chips will overheat, destroying them. They will haut your dreams, asking "Why did you kill us?" And "You could have saved me!" It's scientifically proven.

The Lightcore 8 pack will be ready to sell once we get that one guy of of his coma.

April Fools!
Edited 4 times - Last edited at 03:23:07 02/04/2013 by ZapNorris
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#2 Posted: 14:31:44 01/04/2013
ER MH GERD
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#3 Posted: 14:34:51 01/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Also, all series 1 skylanders will be at 7-11!

And a new Lightcore 8 pack will be there too.

April fools again.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#4 Posted: 14:35:56 01/04/2013
YAYYYYYYYYYYY WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFO
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
defpally Emerald Sparx Gems: 4158
#5 Posted: 14:39:06 01/04/2013
I hate this day.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 14:39:26 01/04/2013 by defpally
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#6 Posted: 14:41:44 01/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Well, my friends dads grampas sons cousins chicken is the CEO of 7-11. He's an open book.


HOW MUCH FOO' U TAKE?
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#7 Posted: 14:42:18 01/04/2013
GOOD!
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#8 Posted: 14:45:28 01/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Plus the second Lightcore triple pack, with Chill, Pop Fizz, and Hex, will be an exclusive there.

You get it now.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#9 Posted: 14:55:34 01/04/2013
I WANT IT
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#10 Posted: 14:58:26 01/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Also, the "Wiked Kikin Thumpbaaaak Bananazzz" will be there!!!!!1

Yeah, overkill.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#11 Posted: 15:04:22 01/04/2013
MOAR STUFF
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
boomer has it Green Sparx Gems: 304
#12 Posted: 15:07:02 01/04/2013
This, people is most likely an April fools joke, although I would personally like to see the boomer variant happen.
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credit to kappa for my avatar
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#13 Posted: 15:08:52 01/04/2013 | Topic Creator
^

The rainbow crystal boomer starts at level 10 with 5200 moneys and comes with a FREE PEPSI!

If you said "Zap Is High", You are CORRECT!
BahamutBreaker Yellow Sparx Gems: 1191
#14 Posted: 15:13:02 01/04/2013
7-11??!?!

Damn, I thought for sure Gnarly Tree Rex singles were going to be exclusive to T.J. Maxx stores.
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"Who was harmed here---some six year olds who went to bed crying because there's no Enchanted Trap Shadow?"
DutRank Blue Sparx Gems: 800
#15 Posted: 15:24:53 01/04/2013
Zap needs to be banned for life.

April reals!
Kesrael Gold Sparx Gems: 2507
#16 Posted: 15:35:49 01/04/2013
Quote: DutRank
Zap needs to be banned for life.

April reals!



Nah..
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Shawn Blue Sparx Gems: 721
#17 Posted: 15:51:43 01/04/2013
I really hate this day but with that being said I will play along. Pics or it isn't happening.
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Where's me goats?
nickryan Green Sparx Gems: 386
#18 Posted: 18:38:12 01/04/2013
all I had to do was see ZAPNORRIS started the topic and I knew it was BS
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#19 Posted: 18:40:55 01/04/2013 | Topic Creator
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only the Z and the N are caps.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#20 Posted: 21:42:24 01/04/2013 | Topic Creator
This chicken is really nice guys.
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#21 Posted: 21:43:26 01/04/2013
Loling at the lightcore 8 pack section.
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
gerima Green Sparx Gems: 294
#22 Posted: 21:57:35 01/04/2013
I was reading this thinking that I wouldn't be able to get the single because I don't eat at 7-11. Now I realize I can't get it because it doesn't exist. I'm so sad! AND ANGRY! 8I
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GIANTS ON THE 3DS RULE!
Double Gremlin Tagteam: Pop Fizz and Trigger Happy! smilie
Dunkin Yellow Sparx Gems: 1076
#23 Posted: 01:31:01 02/04/2013
LOL I knew this was a prank after reading the first couple of sentences smilie
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