February: Teaching Spanish to......
March: Making out with.....
April: Having a staring contest with......
May: Having a rap battle with...........
June: Doing the Gangdam Style with....
July: Slapping ___ [Your birthday] with [Your choice]
August: Crushing fruit with a hammer with.....
September: Stranded on a island with.....
October: Carving pumpkins with spoons with......
November: Stomping on _____ 's[Your Bday] garden with [Your choice]
December: Stealing from a garage sale with.......
1. Pearl
2. Ms. Puff
3. Bubble Buddy
4. The fish who yells "My leg!"
5. Patchy the Pirate
6. Flying Dutchman
7. King Neptune
8. Larry the Lobster
9. Sandy Cheeks
10. Squilliam Fancyson
11. Karen [Plankton's computer wife]
12. Mermaid Man
13. Barnacle Boy
14. Man Ray
15. Squidward
16. Potty the Parrot
17. Gary the Snail
18. Painty the Pirate [The painting in the theme song]
19. Mr. Krabs
20. Plankton
21. The fish on the news
22. Mama Krabs
23. Patrick
24. A fish
25. A jellyfish
26. The Dirty Bubble
27. Doodlebob
28. Spongebob's parents
29. Patrick's parents
30. Mrs. Puff's snail
31. Spongebob Squarepants (See HIR, somebody's listening!

Let's see..... I'm:
Stomping on Patrick's garden with The fish that says "My Leg!"