darkSpyro

Do itt

i need to watch the boys again i never finished season one

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I made it to Platinum Sparx? How the **** did that happen?

Congrats!

I'VE DONE IT

I'VE ACTUALLY MADE MY WOLFGANG IMPRESSION GOOD FOR SOMETHING

BEHOLD

https://voca.ro/16Btm1391dS6

things that are still canon in spiderman

Aunt may as a teenager was a bad ***** who had sex with a lot of men, cheated on uncle ben with his brother, and gave birth to Peter. After giving birth she gave him to her friend. Also uncle ben is sterile.

Norman osborn had sex with gwen stacy and had twins

Peter was sexually assured as a kid by his babysitter

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we need a new plague

i regret this post

I volunteer Drednaw to be the first to take the vaccine

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I volunteer Drednaw to be the first to take the vaccine

i'm already ****ed up it's not like i can get any worse

hit me fauci

I want daddy Billy Gates to give me a microchip

5G? more like give me that 5"D

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things that are still canon in spiderman

Aunt may as a teenager was a bad ***** who had sex with a lot of men, cheated on uncle ben with his brother, and gave birth to Peter. After giving birth she gave him to her friend. Also uncle ben is sterile.

Norman osborn had sex with gwen stacy and had twins

Peter was sexually assured as a kid by his babysitter

please don’t forget

peter sold his marriage to the devil

venom and eddie brock ****ed

doc ock was in peters body for like a solid year and Peter was floating in his head like firestorm while he built and entire company and became a ruthless vigilante

peter’s clone named kaine just turned into a spider and died

peter did this too and somehow it gave him organic webs

ben reily became the jackal for a hot minute to repeat the clone saga

the clone saga happened in the first place

and in non 616

sandman mistook spidey for a zombie and filled his tummy up with so much sand he exploded

the same sandman saved an entire universe

wolverine tried to shack up with MJ who’s a teenager while in peters body and honestly this should’ve been the first sign the ultimate marvel universe was ****ed

peter’s radioactive jizz killed MJ

I got a babey

tfw you think your class is at one time, but it's actually on another time, but it turns out you don't even have class that day.

i guess that's a win for me?

I have found the holy grail

Same ):

same ):

i cooka da meatball

He's a good person but I would love to read more comics by him

One of the greatest human flaws is thinking we have an above average sense of humour

idk what the **** a nier is but the music is good

I haven't played a game as much as Fall Guys in years

more like blundertale :')

more like

penis

disgaea 6 looks fun

Half of any console's sales has to be from scalpers at this point.

THEY'RE BANNING TIK TOK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THEY'RE BANNING TIK TOK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

go where?

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THEY'RE BANNING TIK TOK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

go where?

tienanmen square

breaking: local babey receives lifetime supply of adult juice over high scale temper tantrum

WeChat is absolutely screwed because they can't send data so the app is broken, but I wonder if phones with Tiktok will become the new phones with Flappy Bird

kids on tik tok are getting nazi "z" tattoos thinking it means gen z

thank god this app is getting banned

When dbz is a commentary about people going to theme parks while your lives are at risk

i wonder how many palestinian children ethan klein's horse wife killed

tempted to buy something from mercari...

I no longer believe in optimism, it does not work, if it did, positivism would have saved the world from covid.

today's the day

i almost lost my pokewalker, but i found it!!

I did not expect to wake up to Microsoft buying Bethesda for 7.5 billion dollars...

Hopefully they aren't going to make franchises like Doom and The Elder Scrolls exclusive going forward, and hopefully this means that Bethesda will finally get its act together and not put out anymore dumpster fires like Fallout 76.

what's todd howard gonna do now

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what's todd howard gonna do now

make a new version of skyrim exclusively for xbox called the "phil spencer edition", with phil spencer's fat, cheeky face and fake ass smile replacing the face of the dragonborn on the cover (and he's got dollar signs in his eyes)

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I did not expect to wake up to Microsoft buying Bethesda for 7.5 billion dollars...

Same-- this news caught me by surprise.

Mitt Romney proving once again that he's a spineless *****, and Series S/X pre-orders **** the bed proving that no gamer wins no matter what piece of plastic you buy. More at 11.

we live in a society

wandavision is the most excitment ive ever gotten from the mcu since turning 13

cursed image for you, the fair users of darkspyro

you have been warned

where's the luigi

Utterly confused why kid friendly games on Switch sell better when T/M rated games are in vast majority way better and at least it’s not as polluted by shovelwares and stagnating IP that never truly evolve and constantly get dumbed down and casualized.

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Utterly confused why kid friendly games on Switch sell better when T/M rated games are in vast majority way better and at least it’s not as polluted by shovelwares and stagnating IP that never truly evolve and constantly get dumbed down and casualized.

because kid friendly means bigger audience

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Utterly confused why kid friendly games on Switch sell better when T/M rated games are in vast majority way better and at least it’s not as polluted by shovelwares and stagnating IP that never truly evolve and constantly get dumbed down and casualized.

I......this.... this makes no sense