darkSpyro

Get oil everywhere
Poke the whale and he don't care
Drink the potion and meet your fate
Use your armor as homing shark bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to survive
When they want you to die

Get that pink thing with a fork
Mess with Zap's electrical work
Use a bounce pad to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated mine

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to survive
When they want you to die

Invite a pink pony inside
Scratch a scalper's brand new ride
Take your shield off out of your space
Use a bombshell as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to survive
When they want you to die

Keep a Griffon as pet
Sell skylanders on the internet
Eat a tube of lava-glue
“I wonder what’s this lightcore thing do?”

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
It's hard to survive
When they want you to die

Dress up like a variant during hunting season
Disturb a swarm of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a island platform
Move around the bombs when boomer's at the crossing
Run across the ice between trogmanders
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
Pointless ways to die
Soon we will realize...
Eventually
Eventually they will be out


Relax,They will be out eventually. A message from darkSpyro.