darkSpyro

or you could copy n paste you've made c: [I am so boooooorrreedddd]

Skyalnders: all that Glimmers.
chapter 1: welcome to ??????.

act 1:

spyro: okay guys, got your bags all packed? we're off to the new region!
[cuts to batman and robin running gif]
[back to skylanders as they are in a new land]
Eruptor: what is this place? some kind of treasure vault inside-out?
Boomer: hopefully those giant gems aren't too fragile.. [gets huge dynamite]
spyro: boomer, WHAT are you doing?
Boomer: no one would want to steal gems from this pace if it looked like a wasteland.
Eruptor: that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.


remember to not to steal and to not be TOO harsh

9.5, has alot of work into it, and is a pretty decent story that I can see take place in TLOS.
and yes
==
Act 2:

Boomer: hot head...
Eruptor: Yes? We need Hot Head?
Boomer: No I me- Nevermind, let's just get to the job.
[spyro wakes up]
Spyro: oh yes! ummm...
[dramatic chipmunk clip shows]
Spyro: we need to search the area for some mouse-things called gem-cutters.
Boomer: Aiye-aiye Ma'am!
[Spyro gives Boomer the death stare]
[spongebob; 'Am I a pretty girl?' clip shows]
Spyro: okay,you two [points to Eruptor and Boomer] head over to the area that has no gems or what-ever.
Eruptor: Wwhhyy?
Spyro: so Boomer doesn't blow anything precious up. [pokes Boomer's nose]
~~~~~~

DUN DUN.

4/10 weird but its okay I guess


SPYRO'S LAND
part 1

Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Why are we saying yo?
because...
Die...
*burns *
YAY
YAY
YAY
Oww

10/10 amazing job.

Hi
OH MY GOSH YOU OBVIOUSLY COPIED ME AND MY STYLE AND YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD I TOATALLY DIDNT DO THAT TO YOU
Skylanders stinks
YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING..... *smoke bomb*

10

ily spyro
ily spyro
just **** off already!

10/10 THAT IS AMAZING!

SPYRO'S LAND
part 2

Flub
Flub
Flub
What the?
CYNDER YOUR DARK!!
TIME TO CHARAGE HER AND FLAME HER!!
Flub...
Yayz!
Yayz!

9.9/10.

There are many glitches in life.
Yes, it is.
Spyro, you talk to your ancestor yourself in another universe?
Hey, and what about me?
And who are you?
I am Spyro, but from another universe.
& Spyro? but if not you look a bit like us.
It's just that, ... well, I'm something to get more money from those who believe that I am the Spyro-90s.
& Dude, get out of here.
Hey, that's not fair
Get used, that there are still people who know the true Spyro. And do you, being a bad copy, and the name Spyro to be more attractive
(spinning like crazy)
, , Crash, friend, how are you?
(mutters with happiness)
, , Ok? if you say so.
(shows signs of hunger)
, , Want a pizza?
(??????????????)
, , uuuuuummm, at least if you know what a pizza?
()
, , . Ok, never mind. Eat all the pizza.

If you find it funny. Then maybe I can go more with this.

9 out of 10.

roar!
whats he doing?
i dont know, he's been that like that all day.
ROAR!
stop dude.
roar....
DUDE!
sigh you wont stop him
roar!!!
well help me out here!
ok ok! dark, stop.
..........
nice.
yay!
ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR!
ughh.
AGGRHHH! im gonna kill myself
hi spyro. why ya screaming?
him.
ROAR ROAR I LIKE TO ROAR ROAR ROARRRR!
hmm. leave it to me!
what will she do? will she roast him? will she kill him? will she flush him dowm the toilet?
dont know, but this will be funny.
[looks at ] roar?
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
AHHHHHHH [runs aways]
epic!
thanks!
no problem. wanna get pizza??
and sure!
the end

8/10

: Potato
: WRAAR
: BOOM
: POTAWTO
: Potato
: WRAAR
: BOOM
: POTAWTO
: Potato
: WRAAR
: BOOM
: POTAWTO
: Potato
: WRAAR
: BOOM
: POTAWTO

Omg what in the world is this topic >.>
5/10 whaaa?

Meledy look around. She was alone in a vast, thick forest. She continued to walk deeper into the unknown, but knowing that her sister, Ivy, was being held prisoner somewhere in the deep forest. She heard the birds silence as she walked farther and farther away....then a bang. She jumped almost out of her skin. She looked over to the origin of the sound and saw a tree, broken in half. "Well that answers the question....trees do make a sound when they fall," she said out loud. She then looked closer and relized that the tree didnt look like it just broke, the wood was cleanly sliced. Her eyes widened and her heart raced. She started to run deeper and deeper into the darkness.....

9/10 random death

Scorpsign: yay

Omg encore
1/10

Meledy continued to run faster and faster till she could run no more. She stopped and looked at her surrounds. All the trees looked the same. When she looked up, the night sky was clear and the moon was hidden. She knew that she was lost in the forest,

Huh? Why did you bump a topic with old CH37!? U will daiii!

9000.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Whinnie the poop:tigur y did ch speel my naem rong.
tigur: ur stoopid.

7-10


As Jessica stared at her reflection, she knew one thing was true.

The twins, Quorra and Korry, had killed her and her sister Deseree, but Dr. Claire cloned them for her dirty work.

8
i never played the old spyro games but i had this idea.
its a lovely day...
could anything get any better.
yeah...all sunny.
yeah BUT THEIR IS NOTHING TO DO!!!
how about a race. fly guys!
no...
anything else???
ok how about a play fight? a pratice battle???
nah.
OMG! LOOK UP THERE!
[the four look up in the air and see a potal and out fell and
oww my head hurts.
who the heck are you?
is this a joke?
me and cynder are from skylands, somewhere you dont know i bet!
you look like a ugly version of me...
and me
hey! thats my friend ur talking to!
oh no! a ugly cynder!
what is there? a ugly sparx??
maybe...
skylanders WATSUP!!
oh god. [cries]
great you made sparx cry! you better just leave, you look like a dog with a squashed face!
yeah right im staying.
leave or else!!!
yeah theres only like two of you!
oh yeah?
calls all skylanders to battle.
FOR FISH!
YAHHHHH!
:treerex: stomp them!
:ninjini: put them in a bottle!
burn em!
:thumpback: eat em!
:swarm: swarm them!
:bouncer: laser them!
:eyebrawl: punch them!
:crusher: crush em!
omg giants run!
help me!
ekkk!!
uh oh!
the four run away.
victory!
now we conquered 1000 lands!
yes! lets go for 1001
everyone;yay!
the end lol

6

Hi. I'm Hunter. I'm the fittie of the realms. All the girls want me.
Ooooo Hunterrrrrrr
Oooooo Hunterrrrrrrr
Ooooooooo Hunterrrrrrrr
But, because I'm an idiot who looses shoes and hates water, I want the evil girls.
I don't like where this is going....
Will you go out with me? <3
Who....me?? No ***** you said I was evil

5

Sgt. Byrd, 90068, awaiting orders sir.
How did ya come up with that code name?
It's my bank account pin... OH SHI-

LOL 8

We should go on vacation!
Spyro, collect these talismans and **** for us
:nanny: Spyro, go get the eggs and **** for us
Spyro, go get the dragonflies and **** for us
Oh for ****'s sake.

*walks into GAME shop* I'd like to return this 'Call of Duty' game please, for some reason it only gave me half of the game.
I can give you the other half of the game (DLC), but it will cost you, ahem, a small fee...

Pay Moneybags 70,000 Gems?
> Fine, take it, you CHEAP B******!
> Awwww heeeeell no.

9
Rate mine!

Whoops sorry 8

yey

1998 vs 2008

1998- Ahhhh....let's go on vacation someplace! Yay! Happy days! Oh, eggs are missing?! I'll just grab those, kick a few butts and head out....

2008- We must fight. We must defeat. We must do what is right. We must collect everything on the way. We must ensure the worlds will not be harmed.

9

'sigh' how comes nobody likes me? How can I get Spyro and the others to finally accept me into the group? ...Oh I know! Maybe if I do something really popular!
~Later~
Hey Spyro!
Oh no... What is it Ember?
Check this out! OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! *dances Gangnam Style*
OH GOD! IT'S THE MOST OVERUSED SONG EVER!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
*all run away*
D: What did I do?

10 lol
attack spyro, cynder!
yes, Malefor!
spyro you shall die!
oh ok thats nice.
um yes for me maybe....
hey! i want to enjoy it too!
umm you should be fighting me right now.
fighting is wrong.
im evil.
cool. tell me about that!
FIGHT ME!
no, its not nice to hurt people for fun.
oh why!
why is a nice word!!!
grrrrr...
GASP!
what now?
that's not a nice sound!
oh im going to give this evil stuff up. its pointless...
yay!
yay!
note to self, never trust a dragon. even myself.

OMG 10 L O L!

*derpin in the forgotten realms* Lalalalala *reaches bridge*
*suddenly springs out from nowhere* Well hello there! I will let you pass for 109828 gems!
*gives money* lalalalalala *reaches rock*
You can pass for 39874 gems!
You buzzing kidding?! *pays anyway* Lalalalalalalala
Hey Sparx! Where's my money!?
*points to Moneybags*
OI! Gimme my money!!
This machine charges 938747839320 gems per withdrawal. How would you like to pay?
BUZZING BUZZARD!

8

Pfft, can you believe those Sonic characters? Half of them are re-colourings of Sonic himself! Lemme tell ya, our games don't have any of that!
Hey Spyro!
****.

8

*first meeting her* You'll never find those eggs in a thousand years!!
Unlike you, I am not blind. There are two behind you. Good day.

9

Hey Spyro! We should go get jobs at Activision, I heard they're really good at making games!
Sure! What's the worst that could happen?

7

**** skylanders! ARMY! LETS US REBEL!!
Who do you have?!
:crush: :gulp:
hahaha I have-{insert all skylander smilies here}
*Runs*

7

Okay okay, we may have one re-coloured character, so what? Adleast Skylanders hasn't got any of that!
Hi Everyone!
...OH COME ON!

What? 4/10

Bubble: bubble
Bubble 2 : bubble

Jaggedstar/You'reJaggedstar.

Quote: TorchSheep

Jaggedstar/You'reJaggedstar.

I. Am. Not. That. User.

6 for whoever posted last
prentend t's red nose day ,OK?
RED NOSE DAY, CAMO's DINO FRIENDS!
Yay! its red nose day!
i gave 50 gems! beat that!
poop! i gave 49!
what red nose did you buy?
Dinomite! the one roaring yay!
im going to the bathroom!
ok
dinomite; psst camo! up here on your nose!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what the????
dnosaur talked!!!
if your calling me a dinosaur, its not impressing anyone <
not you! the red nose.
dude, im going the bathroom and when i come back i expect you to be talking non nonsense again.
dinomite: dude you tottaly freaked out there!
thats because i never had a talking red nose on my nose before!
dinomite; thats just sad, all of us talk!
other red noses: that's right!
OMG!
dinomite: now rob the bank!
{drops nose and runs out building} AHHHHH
dinomite: what's with him? we just wanted to help comic relif.
pirate red nose:shhsh spyro is coming.
cam? i heard you screaming? cam? oh well...
:dinomite: psst spyro! rob the bank for charity!
ok!
red noses: mwhaa! we dont now stealing is wrong! we like
owner of comic reilf: guys you robbed the bank??
dinomite: no...
Owner: shame on you! Go kill the people who refused to give money!
Everyone: yes! Mwhaaaaa
end!

7/10, dynomite shudda killed them.


Bob: hai

Ellen: hai

B: sup

E: nuthin

B: wanna make out?

E: sure.

*smooching sloppily*

B: theres an empty bed over there............wanna, you know..............?

E: ooooh ya baby!

And for the next 30 minutes, the only sounds to be heard were the bed squeaking and occasional moans of pleasure.