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Boomer's Big Break (FINISHED, Sequel in progress) [CLOSED]
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 01:48:19 13/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Well here eet goes.


Skylanders! The all new video game where toys want your love

*zoom in on shelf*

*pan on lonely boomer, rocking his packaging back and forth*

October 16th, 2011

Boomer: Why is nobody buying me? I'm a skylander too!

Whirlwind: you're ugly.

Voodood: you're weak!

Eruptor: You're an element everyone has!

*all 3 laugh*

Boomer: ugh.... I guess I'll stay down here.

*boomer knocks packaging down to bottom*

Boomer: untill I'm needed, I'll be waiting right......here.

One year later.......

*zoom in back room of a TRU*

*pan in on giants 3DS starter kit*

Tree Rex: hey guys....

Punch Pop Fizz: Heya! You must be a GIANT! I heard ya light up!

Tree Rex: about that...... My eyes were painted over. A factory error. The only people who would want us are scalpers.

Cynder: don't worry! We're not angry! In fact, I'm sure there's a kid out there who would LOVE us!

Tree Rex: Let's be friends!

Punch Pop Fizz: YEAH!

4 days later.....

*pan on boomer, on bottom of display*

Boomer: the're changing it!

Camo: Aww yeah! New guys!

*zoom in on 100 other SSA toys, celebreating*

Camo: we're gonna get to see giants!

*TRU employee walks over*

Camo: Huh?

*Employee takes rack of SSA down*

Warnado: AHHHHHHH

Voodood: WAIT! NO!

Eruptor: BOOMER! SAVE YOURSE

*TRU guy takes down more SSA*

Camo: It looks like we won't see giants!

*TRU guy picks up Camo and Boomer*

TRU guy: I'll keep Camo for my son.

Camo: YES!!!!

TRU guy: oh boomer.... I'll keep ya on the rack.

*TRU guy puts boomer on the rack with new Zook and Chill*

Boomer: So, you guys must be new!

Zook: I'm rock!

Chill: Ooh!

Boomer: let's hit the hay. You guys have a big day tomarrow.

*all 3 freeze up*

Hope you like it
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 20:33:29 16/06/2013 by ZapNorris
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#2 Posted: 02:11:59 13/11/2012 | Topic Creator
New part

Meanwhile.....

*TRU guy takes out starter kits*

Cynder: I'm so excited!

Punch Pop Fizz: I can't wait to see the looks on all the kid's faces when they see us!

Tree Rex: the're putting us in front!

Cynder: WOO-HOO!

Tree Rex: Let's freeze up.

*all 3 freeze up*
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#3 Posted: 12:14:06 13/11/2012
I'm going to enjoy this.
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#4 Posted: 15:23:39 13/11/2012 | Topic Creator
In the electronics.....

*zoom in on sunburn*

Sunburn: they didn't take me down!

*bouncer gets put on shelf*

Bouncer: hey!

Sunburn: hi! You're new!

Bouncer: yeah! Not a legendary though... That's the one the kids want...

Sunburn: don't worry! There's a kid for every skylander!

Bouncer: what about you?

Sunburn: sadly, not yet.

Bouncer: well if one of us gets bought, we'll get bought together.

*bouncer hooks the two peg hooks together*

Bouncer: now we can stay together

Sunburn: YAAAAAAAAY

*both freeze up*

The next day...

Toysrus store 2298
7:56 am
October 21st, 2012

Terrafin: c'mon fools! The kids are coming!

*zoom in to main display, skylanders rushing to get ready*

Cynder: I can't believe it's only four minutes untill WE GET BOUGHT!

Tree Rex: okay guys.... Is the portal okay?

Punch Pop Fizz: YES!

Tree Rex: game secure?

Cynder: YEEEEESSSSSS!

Terrafin: doors open in 3....2.....1....

*doors open*

Boomer: here they come.....

*kids and adults run through the doors*

Fright Rider: TTTAAAAAALLLLLYYYYY HHHHHHOOOOOO

*kids run to the display*

More coming soon.
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#5 Posted: 21:35:19 13/11/2012
Keep it coming.....

Also, my fan-fiction will have a new chapter toni -- *shot for advertising*
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#6 Posted: 21:39:45 13/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Good to hear!


*kids run to the display*

Cynder: OMG!!!!!

*kid picks up kit*

Kid: eeeew painted eyes

*kid tosses kit into the air*

Cynder: AHHHHHH

Tree Rex: WHAT?!?!

*kit lands in girls isle*

Boomer: c'mon, buy me.....

*boomer watches as many toys are plucked from the shelves*

Fright Rider: I'm going home!

Chill: what about us?

Zook: Ya man!

Boomer: well, Zook, most likely you will go home. But not to a kid.

Chill: to who?

Boomer: a scalper.

Zook: what's that man?

Boomer: it started last year. Christmas came and nearly all of us were gone. I had to sit through the entire thing. Scalpers were the people who bought us just to sell us.

Chill: for how much?

Boomer: 10X original store price.

Zook: but why me?

Chill: you're a rock variant!

Zook: uh oh.

*zook points to a man approaching the display*
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#7 Posted: 21:41:41 13/11/2012
YAY!!!!

SCALPERS!!!!!
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#8 Posted: 21:43:09 13/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Boomer: save yourself!

*man searches through isle and picks up rock zook*

Zook: AHHHHHHH!

Chill: NO!

Boomer: look!

*boomer points to a rock whirlwind 3 pack*

*pan on trigger happy and pop fizz yelling at rock whirlwind*

I haven't finished this part yet.
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#9 Posted: 02:02:50 14/11/2012 | Topic Creator
*zoom in on trigger happy and pop fizz yelling at whirlwind*

Trigger Happy: WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE PACKAGED WITH YOU?

Pop Fizz: BECAUSE OF YOU, WE'RE GETTING SCALPED!

Trigger Happy: NOBODY WILL EVER PLAY WITH US!

Pop Fizz: WE DON'T LIKE YOU!

Trigger Happy: SUCK MY MACHINE GUN!

Whirlwind: *sob* I-It's not my fault! *sniffle* I-I-It was the guy who packaged us!

Pop Fizz: and he just HAD to package us, perfectly good skylanders, with you STUPID VARIANT!!!!
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#10 Posted: 02:05:34 14/11/2012
LOL Rock Whirlwind!!!!
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#11 Posted: 02:10:19 14/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Whirlwind: *sniffle* P-P-Please stop......

Chill: I'm going to their box.

*chill moves her box over to the 3 pack*

In the girls isle....

Cynder: PINKIE! HAVE MERCY!

Tree Rex: ooh, dream house
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#12 Posted: 02:58:39 14/11/2012
LOLOLOL
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#13 Posted: 03:03:59 14/11/2012 | Topic Creator
In the main display...

Chill: what's going on here?

Trigger Happy: well....

*scalper grabs 3 pack*

Pop Fizz/Trigger Happy: NOOOOOOO

Chill: no!

*scalper runs away*

Chill: NOOOOOO

*two really little kids run over*
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#14 Posted: 21:41:10 14/11/2012 | Topic Creator
New chapter coming soon!
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#15 Posted: 21:48:10 14/11/2012
Nice!
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#16 Posted: 21:51:46 14/11/2012
Can't wait for the chapter!
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#17 Posted: 23:29:17 14/11/2012 | Topic Creator
*one kid grabs chill*

Chill: Ummmmm

*another kid grabs the same chill*

*cue two little brats fighting over a chill*

Chill: NOES!

Boomer: WHAT!?

*one kid grabs chill and opens her*

Chill: Hey!

*kid grabs chill's upper body*

*other kid grabs her bottom half*

Boomer: YOU'RE STRESSING!

Chill: what?

Boomer: YOU'RE GONNA BREAK!

*the two kid tug on their end of chill*

Chill: OW!

Boomer: NO!

Chill: uh oh.

*chill's waist turns white*
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#18 Posted: 23:37:44 14/11/2012
OMG!!!!
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#19 Posted: 01:03:55 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Shroomboom/Chop Chop: Look out!

*kids tug their hardest*

Chill: AHHHHHH

*chill splits in half*

*cue two halves of chill flying across the store*
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#20 Posted: 01:17:24 15/11/2012
OMG!!!! Scalpers will go nuts for that!!!
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#21 Posted: 01:20:51 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
More coming soon.
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#22 Posted: 01:28:13 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Boomer: NOOOOOOO

*two kids start crying*

Chop Chop: Poor dude

Shroomboom: rest in peace

*TRU man comes out*

TRU man: BACK AWAY FROM THE DISPLAY!

*tru guy looks around*

TRU man: ummmmm.... Buy one pony get a gak container FREE!

*kids run to the ponies*

*TRU guy restocks with wave 2*

In the girl isle....

Cynder: KIDS!

Punch Pop Fizz: Here they come!

*huge army of children runs down the girls isle*
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#23 Posted: 01:36:15 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Tree Rex: come see us!

*kids grab all the ponies and gak*

Cynder: hey.....

In the main display.....

Sprocket: aww yeah!

Flashwing: let's get bou.... AHHHHHH!

*flashwing notices she has stump smash's name thingy*

Hot Head: YEAH!!

LC Jet Vac: Hey lightcores!

LC Drobot: HEYYYYYY DDDDDEEEEEERRRRRRRR

LC Prism Break: HELLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!

Ghost Roaster: and I have to sit with these light up Loosers....

LC Eruptor: AAAAAARRRREEEE UUUUUUU REAAAAAADDDDDEEEEEEE?

LC Jet Vac: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA

LC Eruptor/Drobot/Prism Break: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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#24 Posted: 01:43:17 15/11/2012
THe LightCores are hilarious!!!
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#25 Posted: 01:48:05 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Boomer: WTF? Seriously.....

LC Drobot: WEEEEEEEEEE HAVE A NOOOOOOOON BELIEEEEEEVERRRRRRR! GIIIIIIVE HIIIIM THE TRRRRRREEEEATMEEEEEENT

LC jet vac/eruptor/prism break/Drobot: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LIGHT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLO!!!!!!!

Boomer: STOPPPPPPPPPPPP! OH NOES I GOT IT!

LC Prism Break: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Flashwing: no one will EVER buy them.
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#26 Posted: 02:57:24 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Gill Grunt: sorry to butt in, but do I have a error? I feel like it....

*boomer looks at gill grunt with all yellow eye*

Boomer: ummmmm....

Sonic Boom: I have a bad feeling...

*boomer sees sonic boom with sprocket cardboard*

Flameslinger: ummmm.......

*boomer looks at Flameslinger with bash nametag*
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#27 Posted: 03:04:28 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Shroomboom: What was the packager smoking?

Chop Chop: where can I get some?

Boomer: THIS IS A KID'S GAME, DAMN!

Sprocket: LOOK!

*points to whole box full of errors*

Boomer: oh no!

LC Jet-Vac: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ!

Sprocket: Look at them!

*zoom in on worried, frightened error skylanders*
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#28 Posted: 03:12:59 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Boomer: the'll get scalped!

Fright Rider: I HAVE AN ERROR!

*zoom in on fright rider with all black head*

Bash: HELP!!!

*a scalper grabs bash with detached tail*

*two little kids and two scalpers discover the box*

*cue fight over the contents of the box*

This is gonna get funny.
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#29 Posted: 03:24:36 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Flashwing: SAVE YOURSELVES!

*terrafin, slam bam, stump smash, Zook, hot head, 3 swarms, 6 sprockets, 9 gill grunts, 7 flameslingers, and a hex, ALL with some kind of error, climb out, their packages laid on the floor*

Boomer: NOW CRAWL!

Gill Grunt: not good!

*stampeede of kids runs over to the display*

All the kids in the store: WWWAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEE 2!!!!!!!!!!!

*cue crunching noises as kids step over spilled skylander boxes*

It gets sad now.
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#30 Posted: 03:31:03 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Boomer: WHAT?

*5 more scalpers run over*

*cue ultimate war zone*

Boomer: what the Hell?

Flashwing: WHAT THE HECK?

*3 hours later*

TRU guy: STORE'S CLOSED!

*everyone leaves*

*doors close*

*dust settles*

(SPOILERED for sadness)

*zoom in on tons of broken skylanders with torn limbs and boxes*
Flameslinger: my head....
Hot Head: my arms...
Slam Bam: my chest...
*all the poor skylanders die*
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#31 Posted: 03:33:42 15/11/2012
Oh, no......
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#32 Posted: 03:37:09 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
*TRU guy sweeps up all the broken toys*

Boomer: wait! No!

Flashwing: *sniffle* what was that?

All 4 LCs: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*all the LCs cry*

In the girls isle....

Cynder: gak....gak.... Ugh what happened?

Tree Rex: a bunch of skylanders DIED!

Punch Pop Fizz: *spits out potion* WHAT?!
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#33 Posted: 03:46:29 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Meanwhile...

*in a home*

Sunburn: *all cozy in blanket* This kid loves us!

Bouncer: but what's up with the Justin bieber?

*bouncer points to Justin bieber doll*

Sunburn: oh.

Bouncer: I can't believe his Aunt makes BLANKETS for each of us!

Sunburn: AWESOME!

*bouncer and sunburn freeze up*

In the store.....

Gill Grunt: I'd rather be stepped on then watch the pain.

Fright rider: yeah.

*TRU guy comes out*

TRU guy: Now it's time for you to meet my buddy, TRU dude!

TRU dude: let's see.... GILL GRUNT! And.... FRIGHT RIDER!

*TRU dude grabs Gill and Frighty*

TRU dude: TO EBAY!

Boomer: OH NO!
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#34 Posted: 03:57:52 15/11/2012
Yay!!! Sunburn and Bouncer are actually happy!!!!
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#35 Posted: 03:59:24 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Flashwing: YEP, I'M SCREWED!

*TRU dude picks up flashwing*

*TRU dude walks away*

boomer: oh no...

*new employee restocks shelves with conceded wave 2 error frees*

Bash: hey look, it's a LOOSER series 1!
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#36 Posted: 04:03:46 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
Flameslinger: HA HA!

Drill Sergeant: everyone knows I'm the superior tech! FUTURE CANNON ALL THE WAY!

Boomer: well.....

*boomer points to drill sergeant with sprocket nametag*

Drill Sergeant: WAIT! NO! NOOOOOO!

Boomer: WAIT? How do you know about scalpers?

Hot Head: was it the gnarly they keep in the back who keeps shouting things about eBay?

Boomer: what's a gnarly?
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#37 Posted: 04:05:16 15/11/2012
Ooooooo... Gnarly is in da house.
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#38 Posted: 14:21:22 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
More coming soom
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#39 Posted: 14:47:57 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
October 22nd, 2012
7:51 am

*sunburn and bouncer wake up*

Sunburn: ugh.... Only seven?

Bouncer: oh.

Sunburn: look!

*sunburn points to sealed Camo and S2 hex*

*kid wakes up*

Kid: WHOA! Camo and hex!

*kid opens them both*

Kid: I love staff days.

*kid goes down stairs*

At the store.....

*man puts out new skylanders*

Swarm: Za!

Sprocket: Phew!

Bash: hi there!

Flashwing: EWWW BASH, GET SOME BREATH MINTS!

Flameslinger: good morning!

*terrafin unfreezes*

Terrafin: hey there....

Flameslinger: what's with the dot on your back?

Sprocket: WE GOT AN ERRORFIN

Bash: ERRORFIN? *bursts out laughing*

Flashwing: BASH! THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Bash: I CAN'T GET THE BREATHMINTS!

Flashwing: Urp.. *barfs*

*swarm stays silent*
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#40 Posted: 17:07:13 15/11/2012
Nice!
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#41 Posted: 17:08:37 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
At the home....

*20 other skylanders wake up*

Wrecking Ball: let's welcome our new friends, CAMO and HEX!!!!

Camo: Yay!

Hex: WA-HOO!

Bouncer: all right!

Sunburn: there's a note!

And the note read....

Dear Robert
I'm sorry we didn't go to toys r us as early as you wanted
But gran-gran needed our help.
It makes a big difference when people go to visit her.
I got you these skylanders, and we'll go get more today.
Sincerely, mom

Wrecking Ball: NEW SKYLANDERS!

all of them: YAY!!!
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#42 Posted: 21:28:51 15/11/2012 | Topic Creator
More coming soon!
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