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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#151 Posted: 05:09:47 11/05/2013 | Topic Creator
"Presto Exchange-o" conntinued

(Chompy Mage continues down the hall and sees Zook and Drobot.)

ZOOK: Hey Drobot, you ready to take that quiz for Hugo's monster class?
CHOMPY MAGE: Switch!

(Zook and Drobot switch bodies.)
(Drobot looks between them and realizes Zook will be taking his quiz.)

DROBOT[AS ZOOK]: Nope.

(He keeps flying and sees Gill Grunt and Sunburn.)

GILL GRUNT: C'mon Sunburn! You are the best singer out of all the Skylanders next to Flashwing! You gotta teach me some things!
SUNBURN: It's not that easy! Your voice has to be made for singing, and-
CHOMPY MAGE: SWITCH!

(Sunburn and Gill Grunt switch bodies.)

SUNBURN[AS GILL GRUNT]: Your voice is not made for singing.
GILL GRUNT[AS SUNBURN]: Wow. Now I don't even think I can sing.

(Chompy Mage flies out of a window and sees Hot Dog talking to Thumpback.)

CHOMPY MAGE: Switch!

(Hot Dog and Thumpback switch bodies.)

HOT DOG[AS THUMPY]: I'm huge!
THUMPBACK[AS HOT DOG]: I'm tiny. My mouth is really dry.
HOT DOG[AS THUMPY]: WHAT IS ALL OF THIS WATER DOING IN MY MOUTH! IS THIS WHAT ALL WATER TYPES FEEL LIKE?!?!?!
THUMPBACK[AS HOT DOG]: No, that's just saliva. Which you have absolutely NONE OF!

(Chompy Mage flies back inside and sees Prism Break talking to Sonic Boom.)

PRISM BREAK: How do you take care of all of these kids all of the time?
SONIC BOOM: I love them! I always like being with them! My best friend Whirlwind takes care of them when needed and they uh, never bother me!
PRISM BREAK: I never want any kids.
CHOMPY MAGE: SWITCH!

(Sonic Boom and Prism Break switch bodies.)

PRISM BREAK[AS SONIC BOOM]: What the-
SONIC BOOM[AS PRISM BREAK]: I'm free! I'm just a teenager for crying out LOUD! Why do griffins have to have kids earlier then other species? At least we have a different method. I'm outta here!

(Sonic as Prism starts running at an EXTREMELY slow pace and falls on the ground.)

GRIFFIN KID: You are NOT my mama! GET THAT FOOL!

(The kids starts chasing PrismBoom around the complex.)

CHOMPY MAGE: I love being me!
CYNDER: Do you now?

(She shocks him and he falls, now visible.)

CHOMPY MAGE: How did you see me?
CYNDER: I can see ANYTHING invisible! And you better change everybody back!

(Chompy Mage raises his hand and a ton of Chompies appear and run towards Cynder.)
(Cynder spits out some lightning then starts smacking Chompies around and shadow dashes through the rest of them and tackles Chompy Mage.)

CYNDER: You're finished!
CHOMPY MAGE: CONCULSA!

(A spinning lightning bolt zaps her and sends her flying.)

CHOMPY MAGE: CONCULSA PRITROYON!

(A large lightning cage surrounds Cynder.)

CYNDER: Hey! Let me out!

(Quigley skips into the hallway and sees Cynder in the cage.)

QUIGLEY: What are you doing to Cynder?
CYNDER: No! Quigley get away! Run!
CHOMPY MAGE: Switch!

(Quigley and Cynder switch bodies.)

CYNDER[AS QUIGLEY]: No. No no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
QUIGLEY[AS CYNDER]: I'm a dragon and a girl! My two greatest wishes have come true! After wanting the worlds largest ice cream cone. And having a carpet that speaks Russian. And-
CYNDER: Shut up!

(Cynder as Quigs starts running forward and punches Chompy Mage, doing absolutely nothing.)

CYNDER[AS QUIGLEY]: Oh no.

(Chompy Mage flies away.)

(Flashmer and Boomwing walk into Cafe GhoRo.)

FLASHWING[AS BOOMER]: Okay, there's Jake. He's sitting in that booth over there. Oh he's so CUTE!
BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: He's okay. I guess if I'm gonna be having a date with another dude I'm glad it's him.
FLASHWING: Remember, what you hear me say in your earpiece through this microphone, you say, okay, nothing else.
BOOMER: Got it!

(He walks in and almost trips, then sits down.)

JAKE: Hey babe!
BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: Hi!

(Eruptor as Jet-Vac walks up to the table wearing his uniform backwards.)

ERUPTOR[AS JET-VAC]: Hi I'm Erupt- JET-VAC! Welcome to Good Burger! Home of the Good Burg-

(A fireball hits him in the head.)

ERUPTOR[AS JET-VAC]: I'm not supposed to- okay, uh, may I get you some liquids.
JAKE: Um, I'll take a root beer.
BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: Do you have the Good Burger here?

(Boomwings earpiece shocks him.)

BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: I mean, Lemonade!
ERUPTOR[AS JET-VAC]: Okay. Any afterburners?
JET-VAC[AS ERUPTOR]: Appetizers!
ERUPTOR: Appetizers!
BOOMER: We wants some hot wings and four meat triple cheese nachos!

(Boomwings earpiece shocks him.)

BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: I mean, whatever the MAN wants!

(Flashmer facepalms.)

JAKE: Uhhh, how about some nachos.
ERUPTOR[AS JET-VAC]: Kay bro.

(Erupt-Vac walks into the kitchen.)

ERUPTOR[AS JET-VAC]: One plate of supreme nachos!
HEX[AS GHOST ROASTER]: Okay, ha ha ha, GHOSTS!

(Hex Roaster opens a bag of tortilla chips and dumps them on a plate and dumps cheese and frozen meat on top of it then puts it in the oven.)

GHOST ROASTER[AS HEX]: No no no no no! That's NOT what you do!
HEX: Then what am I supposed to do!
GHOST ROASTER: Take the meat and cheese and chives and tomatoes and olives then put them in a pan and cook it! Then you put it on the chips!

(Hex Roaster takes the nachos out of the oven and most of the stuff is burnt and the meat isn't even cooked right.)

HEX: Eruptor it's done!

(Erupt-Vac walks in and takes the nachos to Jake and Boomwing's table.)

ERUPTOR[AS JET-VAC]: Yum!
BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: Burnt jacked up nachos! My favorite!

(He picks up the plate and eats it all in one bite.)

JAKE: Are you okay? You're not acting like you did on Monday.

(Flashmer runs in and sits next to Boomwing in the booth.)

FLASHWING[AS BOOMER]: That's because he's not me! I'm me! He's become and and I've become him! I'm the one you like not that!
JAKE[smilie]: .........................................................
FLASHWING: I mean.......... BLOW IT UP!

(Erupt-Vac spills a bowl of hot soup onto Flynn's lap.)

FLYNN: OUCH! Wowzers Jet-Vac, you suck at your job! And that pun was TOTALLY INTENDED!

(He puts a twenty dollar tip on the table and runs out.)
(Jettor runs up to Erupt-Vac and pushes him down.)

JET-VAC[AS ERUPTOR]: What is wrong with you!

(They roll out onto the road fighting.)
(Hex Roaster is thrown out of the kitchen and lands on Jake's table, dropping a cup of sour cream all over him.)
(Ghostex runs out.)

GHOST ROASTER[AS HEX]: Are are the worst cook since that dude form Disney's Ratatouille! Get out of my kitchen!
HEX: I'm already out of your-
GHOST ROASTER: I don't care! WALK OUT OF CHEF GHORO THIS INSTANT!
HEX: I'm already using your stupid tail to INCH AWAY!

(Ghostex throws a water pitcher, shattering it on the door after Hex leaves.)
(Zookbot leaps out of his chair onto the table.)

ZOOK[AS DROBOT]: I'm the smartest thing since SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
JAKE: THAT'S IT! I THOUGH SKYLANDERS WERE HEROES, BUT NO! THEY ARE ALL PSYCHOPATHS WHO CAN'T EVEN MAKE ONE WORD THAT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTH MAKE SENSE! I DON'T CARE IF I'LL BE FROZEN! I'M GOIN' TO EARTH!

(He runs out side and down the street screaming.)
(Flashmer starts strangling Boomering.)

BOOMER[AS FLASHWING]: You're gonna have a mark on your own neck!

(Double Trouble, followed by everyone else who's been switched, runs inside.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga I've got great news! I've finished the antidote, and not a moment too soon! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAA

(A large mist flies from his staff and goes into everyone who's been switched.)
(All of the Skylanders go back to their normal bodies.)

FLASHWING: I....... I'M ME AGAIN!

(Everyone starts celebrating and dancing.)

VOODOOD: Wait a second, where's Chop Chop and Shroomboom?
SHROOMBOOM[AS CHOP CHOP]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I guess I'm gonna need a little more room! smilie
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Edited 12 times - Last edited at 23:20:02 11/08/2013 by awesomerockets
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#152 Posted: 17:24:07 11/05/2013
Yay! And so the body-swapping madness begins!
Also, one last little alt idea:
Unlike Whirlwind, who loves MLP (who didn't see that coming! smilie), Polar, well, whenever she sees anything MLP she starts firing explosive rainbows at it. Before the other girls discovered this, they invite her over to their weekly MLP marathon (with Whirl, Flashwing, Hex, and most of the other female 'landers, plus the secretly bronies Ignitor, Fright Rider, Gnarly, Pop Fizz's beast form, and maybe some others. Sprocket and Cynder watch Turret Tea Time and Really Disturbing Ghost-Horror-If-You-Have-a-Weak-Heart-you-shouldn't-be-watching-oh-the-humanity! Show™ respectively).

Oh, and maybe Hex has a bunch of dolls she claim are for magic, but are really for the completely sinister purposes of...
tea parties smilie

And Trigger Happy uses his gold-making powers to fund his purchases... and destroys the economy (this is for us more economicly-minded folks smilie) AND/OR buys out all major companies, thus gaining a monopoly on everything including the government. Until he makes Flynn vice-president of Trigger Happy Monoploy Inc. (apparently he wanted someone to do the paperwork, and Flynn had been shooting his mouth off on how good he was with paper work (i.e. he just learned how to write smilie)

And Eye-brawl needs glasses (in the end he gets contacts?). OR He gets a bit weaker after watching the Skyland anime (it's a real anime btw, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyland ) all night waiting to see if actual Skylanders will come on the show. (staring at a tv all night without blinking might hurt a giant eyeball).

And last but not least, Kaos and Trigger Happy and [maybe others?] team up to combat a far greater threat...
The cancellation of TRON: Uprising, Green Lantern:TAS, Young Justice, and all the other cancelled action shows smilie

[Insert Skylander of your choice] is forced to flee from the other enraged 'landers when he states he likes Teen Titans GO! better than the original Teen Titans.

Lastly, maybe Spyro tries to find a way to get out of watching super unbelievably creepy and disturbing horror movies with Cynder, without her learning they don't always share the same tastes.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 13:32:01 12/05/2013 by Doomslicer
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#153 Posted: 15:37:22 12/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Wow! You have amazing ideas! Whenever I'm having writers block, I'll for sure come to you smilie
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#154 Posted: 03:18:56 13/05/2013
Thanks. Actually, that sorta is my writer's block. When i have it, I can't think of anything serious or deep or normal, but a bunch of ludicrous(-ly funny that is!) ideas come out, and I post them here :P nice ability except for school essays.
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#155 Posted: 01:33:38 16/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Wow. I'm just switching characters to get the funniest results!
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#156 Posted: 10:51:12 16/05/2013
Thank you for funnifying (it's a word! In some alternate universe...) it!
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LloydDXZX Yellow Sparx Gems: 1637
#157 Posted: 10:58:47 16/05/2013
You want to make skylanders episode??? Nice idea.
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#158 Posted: 11:42:48 16/05/2013
I actually already made one. The rise of the alts was partially written by me.
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LloydDXZX Yellow Sparx Gems: 1637
#159 Posted: 20:13:18 16/05/2013
But I talk about the animation... did you make it?
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#160 Posted: 20:17:13 16/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: LloydDXZX
But I talk about the animation... did you make it?


Animation smilie What do you mean?
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#161 Posted: 04:20:33 17/05/2013
When you said TV show, I'm betting he's wondering where the video is.
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#162 Posted: 02:01:58 18/05/2013 | Topic Creator
OOOOOOH! Yeah there's no REAL TV show, I just write scripts.
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#163 Posted: 10:40:18 19/05/2013
I PMed another draft to you, looking forward to see what you'll do with it :)
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slambam104 Gold Sparx Gems: 2464
#164 Posted: 17:52:52 19/05/2013
That was awesome keep on making them!!!
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#165 Posted: 00:34:27 20/05/2013
Thanks. Actually, Awesomerockets should take 65% of the credit, my draft was only 35% as humorous :P
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#166 Posted: 00:56:56 20/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Yeah, and I have to thank Doomslicer for the idea for the body switching thing! Oh, and I will start rewriting his draft called "Scare Off" as soon as I'm done with "Presto Exchange-O"
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#167 Posted: 03:53:25 20/05/2013
Yay! Lol, Quigely as Cynder, smilie.
Wonder if there'll be a Presto-Exchange-o sequel, with Kaos and glumshanks and Pipsqueak and Drill-X and all the other named villians get a visit from the Chompy Mage (Kaos lets him in after being told he's actually Evil Santa with presents for all bad little villains)?
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#168 Posted: 20:02:28 20/05/2013 | Topic Creator
^ Maybe there will! smilie

After "The Scare Off" I'm gonna do the game show one.
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#169 Posted: 20:37:18 20/05/2013 | Topic Creator
End of "Presto Exchange-O"

(ShroomChop runs inside the cafe and hides under a booth.)
(ChopBoom runs in just as the cafe is raised into the sky.)

GHOST ROASTER: Oh no! My beautiful cafe!
CHOP CHOP[AS SHROOMBOOM]: Double Trouble! You gotta switch us back!
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga Booga I wish I didn't have to bring bad news, but after taking so much time to make it, I can use it only one time, not two.
CHOP CHOP: And it took you all day to make that so, Shroomy, that dragon lifting the cafe is your opponent.
SHROOMBOOM[AS CHOP CHOP]: WHAT!?!
CHOP CHOP: The only way that dragon can be defeated is with a sword! It's immune to fire so Ignitor's won't work, and Ninjini's are too big so the final blow wouldn't turn out right!

(ShroomChop starts jumping up and down in a babyish, but hilarious way since being Chop Chop.)

SHROOMBOOM[AS CHOP CHOP]: No no no no no! I can't do this!
CHOP CHOP: I can do it! You're me, so you can do it!
SHROOMBOOM: But I can't do it, and I'm you, but with my skills combined with yours, it's not enough so I can't do it!
CHOP CHOP: But you're in my body and can do my skills, just need to be reminded of them so you can do it!
SHROOMBOOM: But I would be me, and being me-
CHOP CHOP: JUST FIGHT THE DANG DRAGON!
SHROOMBOOM: Okay.
CHOP CHOP: Remember, stab it through the horn on his snout, his power source, and he will shrink!

(ShroomChop opens the door and leaps down, past the arm holding the cafe, and onto the large red-scaled dragon's back.)
(He starts running up it's back, but when at the shoulders, and fireball flies past his head.)
(He turns around to deflect a tackle from a much smaller dragon with his shield.)
(Three more tiny dragons fly towards him and he knocks them all down with his sword.)
(He runs up the neck and is on top of his head.)

CHOP CHOP[AS SHROOMBOOM]: Hurry! There are like thirty more dragons coming!

(ChopBoom opens the door and starts shooting down dragons with mushrooms.)
(ShroomChop slides down onto the dragon's snout, only to find a the Chompy Mage as a giant Fire Chompy standing in front of the horn.)

CHOMPY MAGE: My plan was working until you decided to actually come down here!
SHROOMBOOM[AS CHOP CHOP]: Plan?
CHOMPY MAGE: This is my dragon. I was in disguise as another skeleton when I made the bet with Chop Chop, making sure I'd win so "he" would have to fight the dragon. Then left tracks so you'd follow me to my "crime" then switched the six of you there, then came the the complex and switched nearly everyone else! Then your tiki friend would gather you all in one place to change you back, then the dragon would lift you up and throw you away! I would make sure Chop Chop and whoever he would end up being switched with would stay down there when this happened, but you got in anyway, but when I found out it was Shroomboom, I knew you wouldn't fight, but I guess I was wrong!
SHROOMBOOM: Well I guess you're not just some stupid old man with a puppet are you?

(ShroomChop shield charges forward, but Giant Chompy Mage kicks him forward.)

CHOMPY MAGE: There's no way you're getting past me!

(ShroomChop shoots out a bone bramble, knocking Chompy Mage down and causing the dragon to roar in pain.)

CHOMPY MAGE: Oh well you've really done it now!

(The dragon starts jerking back and forth, then drops the cafe and starts flying in circles.)

GHOST ROASTER: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY DINER!

(Everyone stares at him.)

GHOST ROASTER: I suppose the matter of our lives at stake possibly deserves a little panic too. Ah. Us, no!
ZOOK: Don't worry! I'll fly down and catch the diner!
SPROCKET: Zook, you're not Drobot anymore, and even if you were still him, he doesn't have super strength to lift this place.
PRISM BREAK: Well. Us gon' die.
FLAMESLINGER: If we're gonna die-

(He grabs Stealth Elf and kisses her.)

POP FIZZ: She has a mouth?
FLAMESLINGER: Stealth Elf, I love you, will you be my girl friend for........ how long we got?
DROBOT: I'd say forty five seconds.
FLAMESLINGER: For the next forty five seconds! Forty four seconds. Forty three seconds. Forty t-
STEALTH ELF: Of coarse I will!

(Zap runs up to Whirlwind.)

ZAP: Whirlwind, there's something I wanna tell you.
SWARM: It's okay everyone! I'll fly us to safety.
FLAMESLINGER: Well, we get to be together MUCH longer!

(Swarm flies under the building and starts flying to where the cafe was before.)

WHIRLWIND: What is it?
ZAP: Huh?
WHIRLWIND: What you wanted to tell me, what is it?
ZAP: OH! Uh, I uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh, I........... I'M BATMAN!

(He runs and leaps out of the building almost to the ground and lands on the street without harm and runs towards home.)

WHIRLWIND: Batman? Can a dragon even be Batman?

(The cafe is put down back in place.)

GHOST ROASTER: YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

(The starts kissing the ground.)

(ShroomChop is holding onto a much smaller horn as the dragon flies around like crazy while the Chompy Mage is failing at holding onto the horn because of his tiny arms and falls off of the dragon and to a body of water below.)
(ShroomChop uses the horn to launch himself forward and stab his sword into the horn.)
(The dragon roars and shrinks to the size of one of the smaller ones.)
(ShroomChop starts to fall and Flashwing catches him.)

SHROOMBOOM[AS CHOP CHOP]: Thanks.
FLASHWING: No problem.

(That night, ShroomChop and ChopBoom are standing in Double Trouble's room.)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: Ooga booga It'll take me a week to gather the ingredients for the cure again. So I'm afraid you're stuck this way until this week ends.

CHOP CHOP[AS SHROOMBOOM]: This is gonna be a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG week.

END OF EPISODE 14
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Edited 2 times - Last edited at 13:31:23 21/05/2013 by awesomerockets
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4123
#170 Posted: 13:31:54 21/05/2013 | Topic Creator
This episode was wrote by Doomslicer, I just kinda revised and added to it, so a huge majority of the creation of this episode goes to him smilie

EPISODE 15 "The Scare Off

(Chop Chop and Shroomboom, still in each other's bodies, are sitting across from each other at a table at Old Country Buffet.)

CHOP CHOP[AS SHROOMBOOM]: I can't believe we're the only ones still switched.
SHROOMBOOM[AS CHOP CHOP]: How much longer do we have?
CHOP CHOP: Six days.

(Shroomboom's face falls into his plate of mashed potatoes and macaroni and cheese.)

(Not too far away on a hill, Hex and the little Wilikin girl's ghost named Spooky Sally are having a tea party..... wait....no....a gathering with tea, I guess, and are discussing the topic of spookiness.)

HEX: Don't you think skulls are like the spookiest thing of all? It adds a certain spookiness to things.
SPOOKY SALLY: I suppose-
HEX: I mean, take an innocent show, like Thomas the Tank Engine, you put skulls all over the place and BOOM! It's rating changes from TV-Y to TV-PG! Plus kids start freaking out and he's called Thomas the Spooky Engine!
SPOOKY SALLY: Hex have issue. Hex have obsession with skulls. Sure, they kinda creepy, but not super scary. Your obsession disturbing. Not strange but disturbing.
HEX: Well you Wilikin have an obsession with secrets, strange grammar, and "Big Button". Seriously, when we went to Kaos's home and we had to use a button to get in, all of you Wilikin were OBSESSED with that stupid over-sized button!
SALLY: Yes, that is truth.
HEX: I'm the scariest being in all of Skylands!
SALLY: Except me. Me is scary, me is creepy.
HEX: Can you watch Paranormal Activity without getting even a little creeped out? I can!
SALLY: Any ghost do that! We know that movie just many stereotypes. Just like Hex.
HEX: Woah woah woah! What the hex are you doing? Are you challenging me? How dare you!
SALLY: Me do challenge Hex!
HEX: Me do........ that doesn't make any sense! Whatever, I know what you're trying to attempt to say! How about we agree on an individual to scare. He'll have to be the bravest of the brave! Lacking any fear! Or just stupid.
SALLY: Like Zook?
HEX: No he's too stupid. I know! Whoever can scare Flynn the very self centered pilot wins. Winner gets to do whatever spell they want on the loser. Just to prove my dominance, I'll let you go first.
SALLY: Perfect. Me just get Flynn to come in house and me win!
HEX: I'll turn invisible and watch!
SALLY: Great! Us go!

(Spooky Sally floats away.)

HEX: Us go?! Seriously!?

(Hex follows.)

(Trigger Happy, Terrafin, and Flynn are playing pool in the game room, a room full of a ton of fun games and activities.)
(Trigger Happy hits his final ball and it goes in the hole.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
FLYNN: Aw man!
TERRAFIN: Come on son! I was so close! I demand a rematch!
TRIGGER HAPPY: You can suck it!

(Flynn's phone rings.)

FLYNN[ON PHONE]: Flynn McCloud. Best pilot in Skylands, lover of cake, and ladies man. I am at your service and if you're a lady, I bet your very pleased to hear my soothing voice!
TERRAFIN: Can't he ever just say hello?
SALLY[ON PHONE DOING SALESWOMAN IMPRESSION]: Congratulation Flynn! You have won an invitation to the hottest party of the year! Here are the reasons you should come! If you attend we-
FLYNN[ON PHONE]: Will there be cake?
SALLY[ON PHONE]: Yes.
FLYNN[ON PHONE]: I'll be there!
SALLY[ON PHONE]: Just come to Wilikin village at eight o'clock, there will be signs guiding you.
FLYNN: Let there be cake!

(He hangs up.)

FLYNN: Alright, where were we?
TERRAFIN: I was being told to suck it.

(At eight o'clock, Flynn arrives at the creepy run down house and walks in.)

FLYNN: Hello? The best thing EVER has arrived! Man, this house looks brand new!
SALLY[IN BOOMING VOICE]: Salutations mortal!
FLYNN: And a howdy doodle doo to you too
SALLY: Flynn has trespassed into cursed grounds
FLYNN: Wowzers! "Cursed". I always thought it was pronounced "curse-d," but you pronounced it "cur-sed!" What accent is that? Oh man this party must be super fancy! Was there suppose to be an entrance fee? How did I get around that? Wait, where's the dance floor? I happen to be Skyland's greatest dancer! I need to break out my Harlem Shake!
SALLY: (This may be harder than I thought.....) Well, if Flynn want party, Flynn get party!

(An eerie mist fills the room and dark figures flutter around. A bunch of skeletons appear, one next to Flynn.)

FLYNN: Well aren't you beautiful? What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? Well, this place is AWESOME! Like me. Love the hair by the way, shall we dance?

(Flynn takes out his iPod and plays some disco music, and he and the skeleton start dancing, but the skeleton breaks when attempting the Electric Slide.)

FLYNN: I understand. A girl like just falls to pieces when you dance with someone as amazing as me! That's why I wasn't allowed on Dancing with the Stars! She was too skinny any way.
SALLY: I guess............ he's not............. bad.

(Zombies pour into the room and the setting changes to a graveyard.)

FLYNN[STILL DANCING]: Wassup decomposed babe! What's a rotting pile of flesh like you doing in a place like this?
SALLY: He understands their undead, but isn't frightened by them. Maybe he just needs to see them in action!

(The zombies start biting him.)

FLYNN: Now, now girls, that's enough!

(The zombies burst into flames then the ground opens up and Flynn falls through, with the setting changing to a pyramid, he lands inside.)

FLYNN: I had no idea they had skydiving here!

(He takes a step and falls through the sand into a tomb below filled with Egyptian artifacts and a coffin with a mummy.)

FLYNN: Wowzers! Now I'm in a palace! Look at all of this shiny gold!

(Flynn gasps as he sees a large chocolate cake on top of the coffin.)

FLYNN: Let there be cake!

(He runs over to the coffin and lifts it up only for it to morph into spiders and they crawl all over him.)

FLYNN[CRYING]: No. NO! THIS CAKE IS A LIIIIIIIIIE! Get off of me you lies!

(He starts dancing again and all of the spiders fly off of him as mummies start to surround him.)

FLYNN: Oooh more ladies! I love the toilet paper dresses!

(All of the mummies explode into bats.)

FLYNN: Hey, can you guys introduce me to Batman?

(The bats slam into the ground and the floor morphs into quick sand.)

FLYNN: Alright a pool party! I happen to be the best swimmer in all of Skylands. Not even the water Skylanders can top this right here! Well I can't quite swim in the deep end but I'm still great! Hey, can I grab my floaties real quick? What is up with this water? It fells grainy and it's color is all not-blue-like. Ever clean this thing? I think it's dirtier then Trigger Happy's apartment! I once got lost in there because it was so-

(Sand covers his head and he falls into a pit full of snakes and spiders.)

FLYNN: I've always wanted a massage! How much do you charge per hour? Oh and can I pay with awesomeness?

(Everything vanishes and and the setting changes a dark storm cloud and tornado, which sucks him up along with a swarm of bats.)

FLYNN: Woo hoo! I love merry-go-rounds!

(The tornado stops, sighs, grows a hand, facepalms, disappears, and Flynn starts plummeting.)

FLYNN: AW YEAH, more skydiving!

(As he falls, a hydra begins to pursuit him, mouths wide open.)

FLYNN: Hey! Another skydiver! What a pleasant surprise! Ya know I'm the best skydiver in all of Skylands! You're not too bad. Well you're awful compared to me. Hey, how come you get a parachute? Two of them! Let me have one!

(Flynn pulls on one of the wings, causing it to break and the hydra falls into a volcano below, only to be eaten by a much larger fire dragon who leaps up and also swallows Flynn.)

FLYNN: A waterslide! YES! Man, the covered ones are the best! The waters kinda warm though, alright who peed?
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#171 Posted: 13:32:05 21/05/2013 | Topic Creator
(The setting changes back to Sally's normal house where she's repeatedly slamming her face into a nearby wall.)

FLYNN: Wowzers what a party! I could do this all week! I gotta go now, can I come back later?

(Sally continues to facewall.)

FLYNN: I think you had to much cake.

(Flynn kisses her on the cheek and walks away as Sally faints.)

HEX: I think, just like your house, you're a little rusty.

(Later that night Flynn runs into the game room to see Ghost Roaster working the snack bar with smilie eating there, smilie and smilie still playing pool, smilie, smilie, and smilie playing poker, smilie and smilie playing Monopoly, and smilie and smilie failing at Dance Dance Revolution.)

WHAM-SHELL: Ghost Roaster, you have two cooking jobs now?
GHOST ROASTER: No, Batterson just called in sick.
FLYNN: Hey, Crypt Keeper, gimmie a cake batter milkshake with extra cake!

(Ghost Roaster gives it to him and he walks over to the pool table.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Hey Swagalicious, how was the party?
FLYNN: It was like a BOOM said BOOM! It was awesome! But not as awesome as me. Ya know I'm the best party thro-

(Trigger Happy purposely hits a pool ball towards Flynn's milkshake and it knocks it onto him spilling it on his shirt.)

FLYNN: My jacket!
TRIGGER HAPPY: I am so sorry, my hand slipped!
FLYNN: It's okay! You now I have the largest pilot's jacket collection in all of Skyla-
TRIGGER HAPPY: MARIO KART!
FLYNN: Huh?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Flynn, why don't you play Mario Kart with Ghost Roaster!

(He pushes the two of the in front of the Wii and hands them a controller.)

GHOST ROASTER: Ya know, if I go Dry Bones......

(He glides his finger across his neck while making a choking sound.)

(Hex and Sally are sitting and eating at Old Country Buffet.)

HEX: I'm totally gonna win. Hey, how do you like ribbons?
SALLY: Hey, just because I no win not mean Hex shall.
HEX: But you don't know Flynn like I do! Not that I know him but you have to hit him where it hurts! C'mon, let's leave without paying.

(They turn invisible and go to the game room and take Flynn without anyone noticing.)

GHOST ROASTER: That's what he gets for goin' against Dry Bones as Baby Peach!

(Flynn is dropped in the fountain outside and becomes unconscious.)

HEX: Now he's under my control! He's in an illusion! It's show time!

(Flynn, inside the illusion, stands up and walks around an island made of skulls.)

FLYNN: Is it just me, or does this place remind me of Hex? I know! The clouds! They look like those little rabbit ear helmets she wears!
SALLY: Rabbit ears?
HEX: They're Maleficent horns! He's going to pay for that!

(A bunch of sticks appear with most of the Skylander's heads stabbed through them.)

SALLY: That little graphic don't Hex think? Even for illusion?
HEX: Actually they're just head shaped jelly donuts with pretzel sticks through them, we are aiming for a PG rating ya know.
SALLY: PG?
HEX: I have skulls remember! Automatic PG rating!
FLYNN: AAAAAHHHH!
HEX: I win. I told you I-
FLYNN: Wow, you guys went on a diet!?! Why didn't you tell me? I'm the best nutritional specialist in all of Skylands! Nice touch with the lipstick! Although, I think it goes on your lips not your neck!
SALLY: Ha! Not count! Flynn surprised, not scared!

(The heads become zombie versions, including a full body zombie Cali.)

FLYNN: Hey, you guys get a haircut without telling me? Wait a sec, you all look familiar.......... are they making a remake of Michael Jackson's Thriller video?
HEX: Seriously?

(Zombie Illusion Cali starts biting Flynn's head attempting to eat his brain.)

FLYNN: Now Cali. Sweet beautiful smitten Cali. I know you wanna smother me in kisses but don't you think you should use your lips instead or your teeth? Wait........ is this like...... a new trend?

(Flynn starts biting Zombie Illusion Cali's head, making her back away.)

FLYNN: What? Too aggressive?
HEX: Nothing's gonna be aggressive but me!

(Flynn's ship and balloon appear, and both are instantly obliterated.)

FLYNN: Sweet! Awesome! Yeah! BOOM! Now I can use insurance to get a better boat!
Like a good neighbor, Sky-State Farm is there!
HEX: I can use this to my advantage.

(Another illusion of Cali appears.)

FLYNN: Cali? I was expecting a guy named Jake, ya know, wearing kachkis.
CALI: You're an incompetent moron! You are a narcissistic braggart and everyone despises your very presence! And you..... are NOT..... the best pilot.... in all of Skylands!
FLYNN: I may have not understood those first couple of lines, but I'm sure you just said you love me. And you're right. I'm not the best pilot in all of Skylands. I'm the best pilot in the whole UNIVERSE!
HEX: Unbelievable!

(In her anger, Hex's illusion falls and sees Quigley standing next to the fountain.)

QUIGLEY: I hear you're having a scare-off. Can I join?
HEX: YOU!?! Well........I suppose if you really want to! When you lose, I get to cast whatever spell I want on you for a month!
QUIGLEY: Okay! Hey Flynn! Cali just went on a date with Hugo.
FLYNN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
HEX: Oh no.
FLYNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Quigley raises his fingers and turns Hex into Pinky Pie [the pony] and Sally into a "Y U NO SCARY?" meme picture with her face posted over her normal one.)

QUIGLEY: Enjoy this next month.
FLYNN, HEX, AND SALLY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

END OF EPISODE 15

I'd again like to thank Doomslicer for writing this awesome episode and letting me put my own spin on it smilie
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#172 Posted: 23:13:04 21/05/2013
Also, at some point, should my comedic talent grow power enough :P might I perhaps post my own episodes here (with your approval of the draft of course)? If not that's fine, you make them so much funnier, I'll probably never reach that point of being as awesome(rockets :P) as you, but you know.
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#173 Posted: 23:16:18 21/05/2013 | Topic Creator
^ Yeah, of coarse! I've had people do that before, you can too! We could even just come up with an idea, or concept, or just a word, and we both make an episode about it and see what comes out! And more people could do that too! Like say the topic was "Passing a Drivers Test" we would both write a script for it!
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#174 Posted: 00:01:43 22/05/2013
To ensure control isn't lost, we might make a separate thread for ones where many people post episodes.
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#175 Posted: 20:31:12 22/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Yeah, that would make more sense smilie
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#176 Posted: 00:20:05 23/05/2013
Thank you. I'm trying to decide what my next draft shall be. The one where they discover Polarwind (the creepy gothic little girl doppleganger of whirlwind)'s, er, distaste for MLP (see one of my above posts) or the return of Drill-X or the one where everyone but flynn is infected with darkness and become dark versions of themselves are the ones I'm currently considering.
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#177 Posted: 21:29:16 23/05/2013 | Topic Creator
The Scare Off has begun smilie
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#178 Posted: 23:24:36 23/05/2013
Lol, best one yet!

You should make a Hexy and I know it Music Video on youtube.

Also, I've decided entirely to write stories for the Alts for now. If you don't want me to, that's fine. My next one will be what happens when Scarlet tries to get Ninjini and Bouncer to break up, then maybe one about Royal.
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#179 Posted: 20:18:25 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
^ Okay, sure! I can break out the Google Translate again smilie
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#180 Posted: 23:26:18 28/05/2013
Lol me too. And since Royal is convinced he's best at everything, he comes along and tries to outspy Scarlet.
Also, I've written two drafts and sent them to you, Polar Rampage and Molten Conquest.
Scare-off gets better and better, slight tip though, maybe you should write out all of the story out at once in microsoft word, then copy it onto here, so we don't have to wait so much! :P
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#181 Posted: 14:12:56 29/05/2013 | Topic Creator
^That's a good idea I'll try it with the next episode. smilie
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#182 Posted: 00:26:32 30/05/2013
Thank you. I always finish my drafts before sending them. I'll slow down on the drafts for a bit, already finished and PMed 3!
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#183 Posted: 21:25:02 30/05/2013 | Topic Creator
The Scare-Off in finished!

Next is a very special episode! smilie
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#184 Posted: 22:27:52 30/05/2013
Oooh what is it? I want I want I want I want I want :p
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#185 Posted: 23:09:28 30/05/2013 | Topic Creator
I'm typing it before I post it so...................................... YOU SHALL WAIT smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie
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#186 Posted: 00:38:45 31/05/2013
HINTHINTHINTHINTHINT! (in case no one noticed, I tend to rant in numbers divisible by five :P)
What's it about?
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#187 Posted: 04:09:51 31/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Doomslicer
HINTHINTHINTHINTHINT! (in case no one noticed, I tend to rant in numbers divisible by five smilie)
What's it about?



Here's a hint:

"Good night and big balls."
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#188 Posted: 04:46:58 31/05/2013
O.o smilie Oh my oathkeeper, MY GAMESHOW IDEA? YAYZ!
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#189 Posted: 14:07:48 31/05/2013 | Topic Creator
That was supposed to be harder smilie
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#190 Posted: 00:33:28 01/06/2013
Can't stop a twisting, cunning mind like mine own.
Working on some drafts, one involving how the Lightcores can't use WowPows, I'm gonna integrate it into another one.
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#191 Posted: 11:56:23 01/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Or maybe, so we don't have so many clones running around, we should have the Skylanders who got a Lightcore find a comet that give them a special power (related to light) and they learn a certain attack of theirs (WowPow) is now gone and they have to find it again?
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#192 Posted: 12:54:52 01/06/2013
its been crushed activision no make.... smilie
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#193 Posted: 13:24:31 01/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: kappapopm
its been crushed activision no make.... smilie


Yes but I still can smilie
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#194 Posted: 23:22:09 02/06/2013 | Topic Creator
I keep forgetting, you will have to wait longer if I type in advance. I'm just gonna post it! smilie
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#195 Posted: 23:48:46 02/06/2013
Ok. As for the lightcore idea, you can do as you want. Also, Lost Island variants shall pretty much be costumed/alternate personality (but still the same)/ temporairly mutated, not clones or whole-new entities.
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#196 Posted: 00:13:39 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Episode 16: The Ultimate Showdown: Game Show Edition: Part One

(Spyro is leading all of the Skylanders into a battle against Kaos, who is leading his minions to battle at the ruins.)

SPYRO: Kaos! Leave or we will be forced to use……. force.
KAOS: Leave? Hmmmm let me think, I came here, I don’t want too, I just wanna- NO!
SPYRO: Okay then. Zook, will you do the honors?
ZOOK: We don’t have any cornbread.
SPYRO: Not honey, honor.
ZOOK: On her what?

(Trigger Happy reaches forward and pulls the trigger for Zook, launching a rocket straight towards Kaos.)
(The rocket stops and explodes in midair.)

SPYRO: What the sheep?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Hey Gill, did you blow that thing up with your mind?
GILL GRUNT: No! None of us can do that!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Patience you must have, my young Padawan.
EON: It was me!
KAOS: Hello old man. You should be on Duck Dynasty with that beard! Why did you save me?
EON: I didn't save you, I just have another idea.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Mario Kart tournament?
EON: No, we will be having this showdown on the show Skylands Showdown.
WARNADO: A game show?
EON: Yes, it'll be fun!
SPYRO: You lost a bet and you want teams to use on this game show instead of your book club against the Minnesota Vikings.
EON: Let's not get into too many details. It's a show with five rounds that are completely different and require a variety of skills. Anyway, just go to the studio at 7:00 tonight. You may pick teams of eight, players and a coach. For the Skylanders, one of each element and one double element choice for the couch. And Kaos, try not to put too many monkeys on your team.

(He vanishes and there was a long silence.)

SPYRO: Well this is awkward.

(At 6:45, the team is assembled: Sprocket's the coach for a team of Gill Grunt, Drobot, Flashwing, Chop Chop(recently switched back to his body from Shroomboom's), Warnado, Pop Fizz, Eruptor, and Camo and they're all outside of the studio.)
(Kaos also has his team: Drill-X is the coach (he's using Skype on and iPad to speak with them.) for a team of Kaos, Chompy Mage, Dark Spyro, Shooter, Punch Pop Fizz, Noodles, and a Chompy. They're all watching the Skylanders from a distance.)

KAOS: They have Drobot. He's extremely smart! We should get rid of him!
DARK SPYRO: I'll do it. This's my thing.

(He flies into a nearby vent and crawls until he's over the Skylanders.)
(When all of the Skylanders aren't looking at Drobot, he let's out a fireball, hitting Drobot, injuring him greatly.)

DARK SPYRO: Yes!
SPROCKET: Drobot! What happened!?
DROBOT: Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...............
Sprocket: Aw man, he can't participate, not like this.
ERUPTOR: So we're a team of six.

(Zook runs in with a cookie platter.)

ZOOK: Sorry to interrupt, but I broughted cookies!
SPROCKET: Not any more!
FLASHWING: Woah woah woah! Girl, are you cray cray?
POP FIZZ: Are you kidding me? Zook is.......... Zook!
SPROCKET: We have no other choice! All of the other Skylanders are at home besides Zook and we go on in five minutes! Zook!
ZOOK: Yes?
SPROCKET: How would you like to be on TV?
ZOOK: TV? Tay Vay? Aw yeah! I've only been on TV twice! The Skylander news story and when I was an extra in The Dark Knight! I got to wear the Batman suit! I still have it!
POP FIZZ: So that's what that stretched glob of black leather hanging on your door was!
ZOOK: Let's go!

(The Skylanders and villains all take their positions at their buttons up on the stage for the first round, the questions.)

DIRECTOR: Three, two, one................ ACTION!

(Cheesy music begins to play and Trigger Happy runs on stage wearing a tux, sleek black wig, and fake mustache.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Helllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Skylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands!
SPROCKET: Trigger Happy!?! Your the host!?!
TRIGGER HAPPY: You must be so attracted to me right now! *Ahem* Welcome to Skylands Showdown! I'm Trigguh Harvey and I'll be your host on this wonderful ride through perfection! Now who's ready for the first round!

(The studio audience cheers and Triggs stands between the teams.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Now let's meet the players!

(He puts the mic in front of Eruptor.)

ERUPTOR: Uhhh, hi! I'm Eruptor Magnum and I-
TRIGGER HAPPY: That's enough of that! Time for the first questions for Mister Warnado!

(Warnado starts hovering on a mini tornado to be above the podium.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Question one! True or False, Dr. Seuss was really named Theodor Geisel.
WARNADO: True! I read Yertle the Turtle last night!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Ding ding ding! Correct! One point for Team Skylander! Now team Almighty Kaos. This question is for Shooter!
SHOOTER: Alright.
TRIGGER HAPPY: True or False: The voice actor for Timmy Turner in the Nickelodeon TV show "Fairly Odd Parents" is a female.
SHOOTER: A female?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Yes.
SHOOTER: The dude is voiced by a girl?
TRIGGER HAPPY: That's the question.
SHOOTER: Well then.............................. True?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Correct!
SHOOTER: For real?
TRIGGER HAPPY: One point for team Almighty Kaos! Now the practice round is over. This time, we'll go across in a line competing wit the opposite player across from you and whoever hits their button first gets to answer.

(Gill Grunt lets out a girlish shriek.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: First question is for Flashwing and Kaos!
FLASHWING: Aw sheep, I'm with Kaos!
KAOS: I am SUPREME when it comes to answering questions! Are they eeeeeeeeviiiiiiil queeeeeestioooooonssss?
TRIGGER HAPPY: What is the name of the country the no longer existed after World War II?
KAOS: Well obviously that's.............. well, uh, that's.................... KAOS LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRIGGER HAPPY: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH! Wrong. Flashwing?
FLASHWING: Um, well, uh, I, it's, I know this I know this it's it's it's, uh, I, it's.............. Canada?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Nope. The answer was Czechoslavakia. Next question is for Gill Grunt and Chompy Mage.
CHOMPY MAGE: AHEM!
TRIGGER HAPPY: And his dumb puppet. Now, the question, "What is 2+2?"

(Chompy Mage hits his button.)

CHOMPY MAGE: Five

(Zook hits his button.)

ZOOK: TWO PLUS TWO ISN'T FIVE! IT'S SIX!

(Gill Grunt hits his button.)

GILL GRUNT: Four!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Correct! Two points for Team Skylander!
KAOS: CURSE YOU!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Next question is for Chop Chop and Noodles. "What is the Marvel superhero Daredevil's real name.

(Noodles hits his button.)

NOODLES: Peter Parker!
TRIGGER HAPPY: No
NOODLES: Tony Stark!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Nope
NOODLES: Steve Rogers!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Uh uh
NOODLES: Natasha Romanoff?
TRIGGER HAPPY: What? No!

(Chop Chop hits his button.)

CHOP CHOP: Matt Murdock
TRIGGER HAPPY: Yes! Three points for Team Skylander!
KAOS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Next question is for................. Pop Fizz and Punch Pop Fizz.
POP FIZZ: You.
PUNCH POP FIZZ: Fo-shizzle. YOU!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Anyway, this round suck, and I want some action, so, who wants to skip this round?

(Everyone but Pop Fizz, Punch Pop Fizz, and Zook press their button.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Okay let's go! Let's go to commercial!
DIRECTOR: CUT!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Somebody get me some water and a Pop Tart.
SPROCKET: Triggs, what are you doing?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Oh, you called me "Triggs" just now. You must really be into me now.
SPROCKET: You can't just skip the round!
TRIGGER HAPPY: The question round is ALWAYS boring especially when you know what's coming! SOMEBODY GET ME MY POP TART!
SPROCKET: But the viewers, they must be-
TRIGGER HAPPY: I WANT MY POP TA-

(A mabu hands him a hot fudge Pop Tart and he bites into it and drops it.)
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#197 Posted: 01:19:57 03/06/2013
Quote: awesomerockets
Episode 16: The Ultimate Showdown: Game Show Edition: Part One
at the ruins.)

SPYRO: Kaos! Leave or we will be forced to use……. force.



Lol, intentional Kirby anime reference? :P
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#198 Posted: 03:25:46 03/06/2013 | Topic Creator
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Quote: awesomerockets
Episode 16: The Ultimate Showdown: Game Show Edition: Part One
at the ruins.)

SPYRO: Kaos! Leave or we will be forced to use……. force.



Lol, intentional Kirby anime reference? smilie


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#199 Posted: 04:20:30 03/06/2013
Yeah, that's one of DeDeDe's lines, "You force me to use force!"
Un-Reality TV was my fav episode that I've seen, but I've only seen a few.
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#200 Posted: 03:28:41 07/06/2013 | Topic Creator
Episode 16 continued

TRIGGER HAPPY: This is disgusting somebody get me a Toaster Strudel.
SPROCKET: Fans of the show are always expecting a-
TRIGGER HAPPY: I smell apple, WHO IS BRINGING ME AN APPLE TOASTER STRUDEL! I HATE APPLE! GET ME CHERRY!
MABU SERVANT: We're out of cherry sir.
TRIGGER HAPPY: That's fair. Anyway, Sprocket you were saying?
SPROCKET: Weeeell, there's a-
DIRECTOR: Trigger Harvey, you're on in fifteen seconds!
TRIGGER HAPPY: I gotta go!
SPROCKET: But- but Trigger Happy, I-

(He runs on stage.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: HEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- whatever I already did that bit, let's have fun!
SPROCKET: This can't be good.

(Back at the complex, all of the Skylanders are very confused on what's going on.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Raise the stage!

(The stage raises higher to a Wipeout like obstacle coarse over water.)

SPROCKET: Oh no!
PRISM BREAK[BACK AT HOME]: Oh this ain't gonna be good.
KAOS: WAIT WAIT WAIT! I have to go on this coarse and possibly get wet?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Uh yeah.
KAOS: GLUMSHANKS!

(Glumshanks runs up the steps and onto the stage.)

GLUMSHANKS: Yes Almighty Kaos?
KAOS: You will be doing this round for me!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Well, Kaos, I don't think you can-

(Kaos walks off stage.)

KAOS: SOMEBODY GET ME A JUICE BOX!
TRIGGER HAPPY: And there he goes. Anyway! This will be a team race across the coarse! Everybody find one person to team up with on your team and two teammates will be sitting out!

(The teams are Flashwing and Pop Fizz, Chop Chop and Camo, Zook and Warnado [Eruptor and Gill Grunt is sitting out] Dark Spyro and Punch Pop Fizz, Noodles and the Chompy, Glumshanks and Shooter [Chompy Mage is sitting out.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Wait a sec, Team Almighty Kaos has seven players instead of eight.
KAOS: What?
TRIGGER HAPPY: Well, since Glumshanks is here, he will be the eighth player.
KAOS: Stupid Glumshanks, why do you exist?
TRIGGER HAPPY: First up is Flashwing and Pop Fizz against Dark Spyro and Punch Pop Fizz.

(The go to the starting line in their lane of obstacles.)
(Pop Fizz and Punch Fizz each climb on their partner's backs.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: Three, two, one, GO!

(Flashwing runs up to a wall with a bunch of boxing gloves flying out of it.)

FLASHWING: Okay, how do we do this!

(Pop Fizz throws a potion at it and it explodes.)

POP FIZZ: Let's walk.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Really? You're just gonna destroy it and- you know what, you have powers so tis is gonna suck. NEXT ROUND!
DIRECTOR: CUT!

(Trigger Happy walks off stage.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: I want a cheeseburger. SOMEBODY BRING ME A CHEESE BURGER. PUT SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA ON IT TOO!
SPROCKET: Trigger Happy!
TRIGGER HAPPY: What happened to "Triggs", huh?
SPROCKET: That was like one of the fans most favorite parts of the show and you skipped it!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Exactly! I'm skipping to the end!
SPROCKET: You can't do that! You're just the host! That's the directors choice!
TRIGGER HAPPY: DIRECTOR!
DIRECTOR: Go ahead!
TRIGGER HAPPY: There, you can suck it!
SPROCKET: But, what about-
MABU SERVANT: Here's your burger Mr. Harvey.
TRIGGER HAPPY: Thank you very much!

(He takes a bite and throws it across the room.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: EEEEWWWWWW! That is nasty. Who's idiotic idea was it to put peanut butter and banana on a cheeseburger?
SPROCKET: If you just-
TRIGGER HAPPY: Does anybody have any Gatorade?
SPROCKET: TRIGGERSON ROBERTO HAPPENARDO
TRIGGER HAPPY: Woah.......... you know my full name? I haven't told anybody that.
SPRCOKET: I,uh....... I did..... research on all of the Skylanders when I first arrived. Anyway, what are you doing! If you keep changing the show the fans will be really mad!
DIRECTOR: Triggs, you're on in twenty seconds!
TRIGGER HAPPY: See, he still calls me "Triggs". Anyway, it'll be fine!

(He walks on stage.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: HEEEEEEE- whatever, anyway, I'm-
FAN: TRIGGER HARVEY!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Yes, that is cor-

(He looks up and sees hundreds of fans hanging from the beams on the ceiling holding weapons.)

TRIGGER HAPPY: AH!
FAN: GET HIM!

(All of the Skylanders and villains are standing in front of a large dark and misty maze, about to enter for the next round.)

WARNADO: What's going on?
FAN: GET ALL OF THE SKYLANDERS! THEY RUINED THE SHOW!
SPRCOKET: Looks like I'm playing now.

(Trigger Happy grabs Sprocket and runs into the maze, followed by the Skylanders and angry fans.)

KAOS: Well, I guess we can go.

(The villains walk out.)

END OF EPISODE 16
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