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"In your face loser!"

ohmy, this thread is for me :D
"Aw, what?! Snails are bad? I thought snails were good!"

"Moow"

"Gaaaryyyy...?"

Quote: crystalhero37

ohmy, this thread is for me
"Aw, what?! Snails are bad? I thought snails were good!"

100% successful .

Here some from me:
Name Epidode + Movie:«Ello Gov'nor»
Song +Rigby hypnotized:A Summer Time. Also this is a song.
Episode + Benson says:«Just Set Up the Chairs»

Mordecai: Make me the favor to accommodate my chair.
Rigby: Make me a favor and do not change the channel to watch that show.
Mordecai: Make me the favor of my clothes fit.
Rigby: Make me the favor of putting ketchup.

Well, in the remainder of the program. This show is great Xd!.

"Here's our telephone bill"
"Tha--OH MY GOD!!"
"...That's our telephone number."
"Oh right."
"Here's the bill."
"OH MY GOD!!"

And another:

"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"

And another:

"How...You...DOIN'!"

"Because he's a STUPID IDIOOOOOT!"

(I love the quote you posted Jaggedstar , and thanks vespi! )
Mordecai: Hey, Benson, you got any books by Joe Mama?
Benson: Who is this!?
Mordecai: Dude, he's still on the phone!
Rigby: He's still on the phone?!
Mordecai: He's still on the phone!!!
[mordecai and rigby laugh harder]

Benson: YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS! CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!? 'CAUSE IF YOU DID YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY BY TRYING TO DO A JOB WELL DONE! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAYED SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU! AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mordecai: "Dude, we're 23 years old! We shouldn't be busting holes in walls, we're gonna get fired for this!"
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Benson: Get out and stay out! And you two, I hope you learned something from all this.

Rigby: Yeah, make sure we do our chores so you don't nark on us to a giant eyeball.

Muscle Man: I learned that Mordecai can go for a really long time without blinking.

Mordecai: Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore. (the others go "oooooh" in shock) Uh... does anybody have any eyedrops?

[Rigby gives him eye drops. but it doesn't work]

Mordecai: Take me to the hospital.

Going to the dump...where I belong...to the dumpy dump dump...

LOL crystalhero. awesome.

hamboning

"Hey how you doing"

"Blank flank!"

"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!" (already said but oh well )

"Your money's mine, Green."
"Your fly's open, Gellar!!"

"Oh! Sorry, did I get you?"
"NO, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!"

"Where's Joey?"
"Joey ate my stick of gum, so I killed him. Is that bad?"

"Come on Rosaline, us chicas gotta stick together!"
*Rachael pulls chair and it breaks*
"You *****."

"What are you doing?"
"Making chocolate milk. You want some?"
"No thanks, I'm 29."

"Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?"
"Yeah, sure."
"By someone besides Monica?"

Yes all from f.r.i.e.n.d.s, MASSIVE fan!!

Quote: gothgirl14

"Hey how you doing"

"Blank flank!"

"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!" (already said but oh well )

"Your money's mine, Green."
"Your fly's open, Gellar!!"

"Oh! Sorry, did I get you?"
"NO, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!"

"Where's Joey?"
"Joey ate my stick of gum, so I killed him. Is that bad?"

"Come on Rosaline, us chicas gotta stick together!"
*Rachael pulls chair and it breaks*
"You *****."

"What are you doing?"
"Making chocolate milk. You want some?"
"No thanks, I'm 29."

"Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?"
"Yeah, sure."
"By someone besides Monica?"

Yes all from f.r.i.e.n.d.s, MASSIVE fan!!

Awesome, another fan of Friends! I stole your sig hehe

Hello Govena

"It was a case of..foodal chokage."

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"YOU BASTARDS!"

"That was then and this is now. And this is a chair. And that's a lamp. And you have boobies. And I'm gonna find that trophy."

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Leonard? *knock knock knock* Leonard? *knock knock knock* Leonard?
Leonard: *opens door* What Sheldon! What Sheldon! What Sheldon!
Sheldon: Tell me what you see here. (Holding his laptop.)
Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

Penny: Give my friend his stuff back.
Tod Zarnecki: I don't know what you're talking about.
Penny: Well then good news! Today's the day a girl's finally going to touch you in your little special place. *Kicks him in the groin*

Penny: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.

Penny: (To Howard and Raj) So either one of you weirdos wanna buy my underwear? Only 1400 bucks.

Quote: spyrodadragon

hamboning

DAT PUNCTUATION. Oh, wait, there is none. ._. My bad...

"We don't get to have any fun 'cuz all you care about is Benson's crank."

"To infinity and beyond, baby."
TBBT

^ lol J-Star, are you joking or do you think this thread is for quotes from different shows?
It's for a show called regular show (sorry if it was a joke)
Anyway:
"Lying is my specialty."
"I am more smarter than you!"

Mordecai: you guys suck you are so weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benson:your fired mordecai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mordecai:i need anger management.
Skips: Anger Management available.

Woahh, buuummmpp.
Oh well, no need for complaining I guess.
Oh goodness my old comments ;~;
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This is at the top of my head, so OF COURSE it's not going to be exact.

Rigby: "Hamboning."
Mordecai: "What?"
Rigby: "Yeah dude, hamoning!"
Mordecai: "No dude, I thought we'd just ask him for a raise."
Rigby: "What? Are you 65? 'Hello sir, could you give me a raise' Come on!
I'm telling you, HAM-BOO-NIING."
Mordecai: "No!"
Rigby: "Hamboning will save your life one day! 'hey are you trying to mug me!?'"
[Hambones Mordecai]
Mordecai: "Stop it!"

"The 80's called, they want to return their phones. No jokes back at the best prankster in the world."

It is a line from an episode, but I do not remember if this is the correct order.

"It's a TV if you close your eyes. ()"

*Insert song Mordecai sings in 'Mordecai and the Rigbys'*

Quote: crystalhero37

*Insert song Mordecai sings in 'Mordecai and the Rigbys'*

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT SONG
IT IS ONLY CREATED BY A CLASSIC ROCK GOD

WE JUDGED THOSE PIES IN DA FACE!