darkSpyro

This is a memorial topic for all of the wallets out there who perished during or after the S:SA Revolution. This is my eulogy for my wallet.

My wallet was a great wallet. He survived through the tough econamy in the USA, and survived the S:SA Revolution. But, when S:G was announced, my wallet suffered a stroke. He survived it, but got sick with cancer. The doctors were just about to cure him, but then the variants started coming. My wallet's illness became even worse. Today, when I decided to go to Australia to pick up an exclusive GITD Fright Rider, my wallet had a heart attack and died.

Here's my epitaph:




Post your eulogies and epitaphs here.

What's Eulogy?
Sorry, I'm only 13....

Quote: isaac343018s

What's Eulogy?
Sorry, I'm only 13....

Heck, I'm 11. A eulogy is a funeral speech.

You should write an epitaph as well.

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You should write an epitaph as well.

Okay.

*edits post*

For the people who don't know, an epitaph is the text on a tombstone.

My wallet stood strong. Wham-shell and Ignitor almost killed him though, but he was okay. then came giants. he had a heart attack and the doctors tried to cure him. he was fine until all of wave 1 was revealed, along with news of variants. he slipped into a coma, until today, when he woke up, and heard of GITD he died a painful death. the doctors are bringing him back so he can buy giants.

Why?! Why?! I remdmber when I met Wallet. He gave me money. Then he took it back and laughed. I'll never forgot that moment. He was young, too young. Gone but not forgotten..

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WALLET!(i guess it's cuz i don't get enough money to have to save it somewhere)
WHHHYYYYY?! (did you make the example my wallet?!)


W. eighs more with more money
A. nd holds a lot too
L. ets you keep it
L. ives until it dies
E. ats any change
T. akes it back out just for you

R.I.P. The people who posted about their wallets' deaths on this topic.
Your change shall never be forgotten.... (wait, what was I talking about?)

I loved lil jimmy. I miss him so much. He died cause of whammy

My wallet was very small, held my library card and money and was red. I lost it in the library parking lot one day, but found it a week later. All the money was there, but he was injured, and lost his legs and needed a wheelchair (a.k.a tape) Then it went through so much during Skylanders, but when I went to game stop, I pre-ordered White 2. But when I decided to buy a Skylander too, it died instantly.

HERE LIES
LENNY DA WALLET
2006 - 2012
Was murdered by

When he died, I was paying for Zook. ! You are a merciless murderer! You have killed my loved one. You just HAD to get a repose!

HERE LIES RAINBOW WALLET
2011-2012
HE DIED WHEN I DISCOVERED THE MAGIC ELEMENT IN S:G

BREAKING NEWS!!!

skyoutube just filed a lawsuit against Activision for murdering his wallet! We'll have more info later.

That's what's going on around the country. Here's what's happening in your neck of the woods.

The other wallets are holding a funeral.

Walletbloom is making his speech.

MORE BREAKING NEWS!!!!

skyoutube won the lawsuit and has inspired many to sue Activision, too.

Stay tuned for more info!

Here comes Wallet Pie. Up next is Walletshy.

MORE BREAKING NEWS!!!!

All of the people who have lost their wallets because of Activision are now coming together to plan an invasion of Activision's headquarters! Bobby Kotick is making a run for it, and has been captured! World War III is beginning!

Our military analyst will be reporting from the Pentagon shortly.

The elements of economy are coming.

Dear Wallet,
Forgive me. I realize that there will be a Glow Fright Rider. ... But... I will cancel the 3DS Starter Pack and put it onto JB Hi-Fi. You may still survive.
Dearest condolences, Emalie
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Dear Emalie,
Stuff you, all you do is use me.
In-sincerely, Wallet
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Dear Wallet,
*insert really good excuse and argument here*
Sincerely, Emalie
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Dear Emalie,
*insert actual logic here* I have become an hero, by the way.
.....
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Dear Wallet,
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO(the rest of the note is covered in wispy ink like it was cried on)

OUR MILITARY ANALYST SAYS:

With WWIII starting, many people are trying to protect themselves.
There are two armies. The ANTIACTIV Army, the protesters, and Activision. There is also a neutral side, which is the IOTBD Corp, lead by Granite Crusher. Here at the Pentagon, we are waiting to hear if Romney, Obama, or Big Bird will talk about the crisis.

BE KIND WHEN SPENING MONEY,THE WALLETS ARE WATCHING
BE LOYAL TO SAVING YOUR HARD EARNED CHASH
BILLS ARE NOT-SO-GENEROUS, BUT YOU MUST PAY THEM
BEING HONEST WITH YOUR KIDS ABOUT THIER ALLOWANCE
GIVING PEOPLE MONEY BUT THEN TAKING IT AWAY, CAUSING LAUGHTER
AND THEN THERE'S MONEY. MAGICAL MONEY.

Your name is Emalie?

My wallet is currently on life support. Doc says with steady pacing he may recover. I am going to try to stay strong for him, but to be honest there isn't much hope. I fear I'll lose him anyway. He still has his spry moments though. He gripped me by the throat and threatened my life if I set out to buy All of the resculpts.

Then your wallet is a dead man.

Wallets are magic

Its. a. wallet. You with me?

THE WALLETS OF ECONOMY