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Chuck Norris Club [CLOSED]
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#1 Posted: 15:08:15 12/05/2012 | Topic Creator
CNC. Chuck Norris! He rx! I you aggre post here.
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#2 Posted: 04:58:33 22/05/2012
Chuck Norris is awesome
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#3 Posted: 11:54:47 22/05/2012
Always respect Chuck Norris. If you do not want to appear behind you.
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#4 Posted: 08:39:48 25/05/2012
And he'll hit your head to keyboardtyjhgfrcvbxfghtc
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#5 Posted: 12:27:13 25/05/2012
He'll kick you in the back of the face.
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#6 Posted: 18:01:39 26/05/2012
He'll roundhouse kick you back to last Tuesday!
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Bring the Fanta
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#7 Posted: 08:49:11 29/05/2012
Chuck Norris could get you moon from sky but he don't want to.
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#8 Posted: 02:50:53 03/06/2012
chuck norris ain't commin' we are not worthy
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#9 Posted: 18:22:14 04/06/2012
Chuck Norris once wanted a Big Mac in Burger king... And he get it.
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#10 Posted: 22:39:18 09/06/2012
Chuck Norris and superman made a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear outside his clothes. Guess who lost!
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#11 Posted: 19:45:26 15/06/2012
Kids use Superman pyjamas. Superman uses Chuck Norris pyjama.
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#12 Posted: 17:09:31 18/06/2012
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Bring the Fanta
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#13 Posted: 20:12:06 18/06/2012
Chuck Norris has counted to eternety. Twice
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#14 Posted: 00:09:19 19/06/2012
I HATE Chuck Norris
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Been here since 2012...still a gold sparx
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#15 Posted: 15:43:37 19/06/2012
In a race to the moon between Superman and Spiderman, who would win? Chuck Norris.

Quote: Cynder Lover25
I HATE Chuck Norris



Then why are you posting here?
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#16 Posted: 22:02:56 19/06/2012
i was beeing sarcastic
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#17 Posted: 13:49:55 21/06/2012
What's the big deal about a karate guy with red hair
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#18 Posted: 14:09:30 23/06/2012
Chuck Norris is beaten all of you. At same time, with one punch.
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#19 Posted: 17:40:17 26/06/2012
Chuck Norris is an ass.

He writes total drivel for the nutcase web site "WND."
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#20 Posted: 17:57:37 27/06/2012
When Chuck Norris swims through the Pacific, sharks hear the Jaws music.
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Bring the Fanta
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#21 Posted: 22:44:21 27/06/2012
Bruce Lee kicked Norris' ass.
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#22 Posted: 23:38:53 27/06/2012
You just don't know anything don't you?
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#23 Posted: 04:17:03 28/06/2012
Oh really?

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#24 Posted: 04:28:28 28/06/2012
I really don't care about chuck norris. He is too damn overrated to be realistic.
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#25 Posted: 19:32:54 28/06/2012
Quote: Skijarama
I really don't care about chuck norris. He is too damn overrated to be realistic.


I have the same view.
He's a lousy actor, Bruce Lee could wipe the floor with Norris in real life, he sells junk on late-night infomercials, and has gone off the far-right political deep end, whining about how bad it is now that his "Born-again Christian" cronies can't rule the country like they used to.

Norris is also a plagiarist.

http://wonkette.com/444199/chu...mn-all-the-time

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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:12:19 29/06/2012 by Archae
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#26 Posted: 22:07:20 17/07/2012
is that you plz reply to me plz
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