darkSpyro

here you can have silly phrases for , , ,and more!!!!also you can pretend to be them!

heres one!:

has anyone seen my box of cookies?

no

no yung dragon i haven't

*with mouth full of cookies* not me!!!!

hey!

sorry!

gaaaa it's cynder!! cover for me sparx!

ok buddy

were's my little spyro?

over there

oh thanks a lot sparks!

your welcome!

i can do anything!!!! *falls off corner* ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! well almost anything!



veary funny buddy

Ermmmm General?

: *passes gas*
: *faints*
: *faints
*faints*
: *faints*
: *faints*
: *faints*
: Oh dear. Why is everyone sleeping already...?

: Oi, mate! Pass the ****** dip!

: Ignitus, I am absolubetly positively astounded by your immediate idiotric behavior!

: Well, personally I like it.

Krome: Woah! This is a 7+ game! Calm down!

: Go stick your ***** down a **** you **** **** *****!!!

Player gasps.

ohhhhh!!!!! MONEY!!! $$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!

were rich!!!!!

*gets shakin'*

*wakes up*hu?

wake up! it was just a dream!

awwwwwwwwww!!!!!dangit!!!!

*eats box of fire cookies* mmmmmmm!

can have some?

no mine!

can i have some yung dragon?

no big dragon

can i have some pleas?

shure!

spyro only says yes to a pleas and !

=*is on the computer* Hmm...What am I going to search on the internet today?
=How about-
=YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!
=fine.*searches self on the computer* Ooh! There's a forum site about me called DarkSpyro. *click click click click*
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A TOPIC WHERE PEOPLE ARE PRETENDING TO BE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=EEEP!!!!!!!
=HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!
=Young dragon what are you doing???*sees topic* o.O *girl scream*

hey guys look at this here on darkspyro all the games are up here hey look!a new one!
hey looks like the dark master is loose it says here
hu?
wait....!!!!!
*together*THE DARK MASTER IS LOOSE??!?!?!?!?
!!!!!!!!!!!
no thats just an estmate....he's still hiden in a shadow until october or november.
the movie?!?!?!?!?
2009
*together* thats was a close call!

Quote: Ross

: Oi, mate! Pass the ****** dip!

: Ignitus, I am absolubetly positively astounded by your immediate idiotric behavior!

: Well, personally I like it.

Krome: Woah! This is a 7+ game! Calm down!

: Go stick your ***** down a **** you **** **** *****!!!

Player gasps.

Me: Lol! That funny!

**** you, Crush!

Me: *hugs Ignitus*
=AHHHHH!!!!!!! Get this ****ing little thing off me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=BZZZZZZ! Wow!
=AAHH!!!! WHO ARE YOU??????????
=Whoa! Two Sparxs!
=WHO THE **** ARE YOU?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
=AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! TWO MES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=I am the better.
=No, I am!
=I have ELECTRICITY, ICE, EARTH, AND FIRE breaths! What do YOU have????
=Uhh...
=WHAT ABOUT ME????????? I AM THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WHOLE SERIES(besides Sparx's mom but she's in only one game) BECAUSE ****ING KROME STUDIOS WHASN'T CREATIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO GIRLS!!!!!!!
=Calme down, Cynder!!! No one blames you for that!
&=I do!!!!
=I think you and I are going to get along great, Sparx ol boy!
=THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!*transforms into*
=DDIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
&=AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krome Member 1=Ya think we should've put more girls in the series?
Krome Member 2=Nah. We proboably should've given Cynder a bit less of a temper, though. Now this game has to be rated T.
Krome Member 1=Crap.

(PARODY OF AS THE BELL RINGS EPISODE)

: Are you sure this is going to work?
(hiding with ) : Yeah, just say what we say.
: Here she comes right now.
walks up.
: Hey Cynder!
: Hey Spyro.
(whispering): Your breath smells pretty.
(to ): Your breath smells pretty.
: Thank you, but my breath has smelled better.
(whispering to ): My breath smells pretty?!?!
(to ) : Shhhh!!!!!
(whispering to ) : Oh, your breath stinks!
(to ): Oh, your breath stinks.
: Didn't you just say my breath smells pretty?
opens mouth to answer.
(whispering to ) : NO!!!
(to ): No.
: Um, okay then, see you in a little while. Bye Spyro.
goes to and 's hiding spot.
: Bye Sparx, bye Hunter.
, , and all have confused looks.

THE END!

What did you guys think?

were are we?
:care bear:welcome to care-a-lot!
DIE CARE BEAR DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!
:care bear: ow....
stupid care bear.
:me:spyro doesn't like care bears
actuly....I H-A-T-E THOSE RETARDED THINGS!!!!!!!AHHHHHHH THERE TO FLUFFLY AND CUTE!!!!AHHH THE CUTENES BURNS!!!!

Quote: spyrathedragon

were are we?
:care bear:welcome to care-a-lot!
DIE CARE BEAR DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!
:care bear: ow....
stupid care bear.
:me:spyro doesn't like care bears
actuly....I H-A-T-E THOSE RETARDED THINGS!!!!!!!AHHHHHHH THERE TO FLUFFLY AND CUTE!!!!AHHH THE CUTENES BURNS!!!!

LOL, what did you think of mine?

That was funny!
=Yeah!
=lol!

This a funny topic.

Quote: ThatsSoRaven

(PARODY OF AS THE BELL RINGS EPISODE)

: Are you sure this is going to work?
(hiding with ) : Yeah, just say what we say.
: Here she comes right now.
walks up.
: Hey Cynder!
: Hey Spyro.
(whispering): Your breath smells pretty.
(to ): Your breath smells pretty.
: Thank you, but my breath has smelled better.
(whispering to ): My breath smells pretty?!?!
(to ) : Shhhh!!!!!
(whispering to ) : Oh, your breath stinks!
(to ): Oh, your breath stinks.
: Didn't you just say my breath smells pretty?
opens mouth to answer.
(whispering to ) : NO!!!
(to ): No.
: Um, okay then, see you in a little while. Bye Spyro.
goes to and 's hiding spot.
: Bye Sparx, bye Hunter.
, , and all have confused looks.

THE END!

What did you guys think?

*Thumbs up*

sparx:*jaw drops*
spyro:what happened?
sparx:I just saw Ignitus pigging out on chocolate
spyro:really?
Spyro walks up to Ignitus
Spyro:have you put on weight?
Ignitus:uh no young dragon. Eating chocolate is an ancient way of training
Spyro:...you have to teach me THAT!


Hope everyone likes it!

Thats Hilarious good thinking

My comment (In czech): no jo srandičky srandičky

This is not for my

OK, have fun, but without me.

DANG THOSE ARE REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyone like my little thingies?lol

oi that was a great battle!
why did u say oi?
couse' i like saying it! lol

I like peanut butter.
*gives Moneybags some peanut butter*
PEANUT BUTTER!!!! *eats peanut butter like a maniac*

i have one!

...dobře, to máme 1325456 knih před Ignitusem.....
What?! What you said?!?!?!
Aaaaaa!!!! *Drop a book* WTF?!?! Its you, Malefor?!?!?!??!?!*look at * Ah its only you....
I asked ,,What you said?!?!?!˝...
I am only learning a new language, AND YOU INTERRUPTED ME!
OK, OK, I am only asked...

funny!

i got one!
im bord
ok.what am i supost to do?
think of something fun to do.
ok.lets poke cynder when shes asleep.
ok
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
goodnight boys
dont say goodnight to me evil she dragon
whatever*gose to sleep*
ok lets poke her.do you whant the fork,sword,or knif.
i didnt say i whanted to KILL her!
you take the fun out of everything!
I GOT ANOTHER
THIS IS ONE MY FRIENDS THOUT WAS FUNNY AND NASTY.
Hi Cynder
Hi Spyro
Where did you get that egg?
*lools suspishesly around* I Dont Know
*dances around in circuls*SPYROS A DADY , SPYROS A DADY!
ew.cynder
I didnt do it
*stops dancing*Whait if spyros the dady and cynders the momy then.........EW IGNITUS, IGNITUS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ignitus there you are
what is it
How are babys made?
Ill tell you when you get older
NO TELL ME NOW!!!
fine
~~~~~~~~~~~~VOONW: (Voice Out Of NoWhere) so Ignituis told
the wonders of babymaking~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

EW EW EW EW
why do you whant to know?
Cynder had an egg
WHAT?!!!!!!!!!

so what do you think?

Haha! Thoose were awesome!

thanks

*eat a chilli*
*breath fire*
I dont know you are fire dragon!

~~~ Continued from matesds cartoon~~~


- *eats an Ice Shard*

- *breathes Ice*

- Well, fellow guardian, I see you have learned the element of Ice!

- Don't make a fuss about it...

- Why not?

- Because I hate Ice!

continued from "Spyrathedragon" 's post

sheesh...i look fat in this picture....
I looked like THAT when i was younger....?!?
hey spyro, it says here they want the old spyro back...
NOOOOOOOOO! If they get him back i die!
To late!
Yeah! this is our game now! *holds up dawn of the dragon box case*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
ewww.....i'm ugly.....
Hey spyro...it says here dawn of the dragon is the last "legend of spyro" serise....your getting replaced again!
and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ect ect....
Ha ha! tought luck big guy!
you get replaced to...
...*join's in with the two spyro's* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...ect ect....
Ha ha! your gonna look weird again!
Yeah? well you don't even come into the game after dawn of the dragon!
.....bummer...

i can't get the smilles to work help

ima ride my bike
can i come?
sure
(a few minutes later)(both fall off cliff by suprise
thank god were not harmed
(5 seconds later)(falls off another cliff by suprise)
(hours later)
(spyro and cynder are in a hospital)
(spyro and cynder end up in a pillow fight)
im bored...
( already sleeping and snoring)

I will take a potato chip. AND EAT ITZ IT!!!
O RLY!?!?!

I'm not *trips over his tail* clumsy
Yes u r!
*lathing* Well o.k. i am clumsy but i'm fine!
Cool, hay lets go and kill the dm!
& O.k.!!


I'm sparx! I am sooooooo clumsy!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm a giraffe