darkSpyro

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Aww, that a Camio? But camios are so cool!

Whut? I'm just doing plain Zim. No OCs or cameos or nuthin', just straight up Zim.


I'll start writing sometime soon.

Uhhh......noon where? It's almost midnight here.

(Can't sleep. I'm a bit of an insomniac some nights.)

FIELD DAY


The Massive.


" Incoming Transmision!"
Zim appears on the screen. "Greetings My Tallest! My Tallest?"
The Tallest are no where to be seen, not even a bag of doughnuts is visible.
"Hey! Where are My Tallest!?" Zim grabs the screen, his whole face filling it.
"MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALL--Oh, there you are."
Tallest Red and Purple come through the elevator doors, snickering.
" You say it!" Tallest Red whispers, tittering.
"No, you say it!" Purple say the same way.
"Um, My Tallest? Have you something to say to the mighty Zim???"
Purple smacks Red and zooms to the front.
"Uh Zim, we're not allowed to talk to a Invader with no trophies." Purple's in the back giggling.
"What?! What trophies?! I never heard of that!"
Red chokes back a giggle turning it into a cough and says very seriously:
"Zim, if you want to blend in with the indigenous life you have to win a trophy, it's part of Invader Rules. If an Invader has no trophies that show his superiority by his second year of infultrating, he can *gigglecough* no longer report to the Tallest until he has one. True story."
Purple's gotten over his giggling and says, "Sorry Zim but we don't make the rules. OH WAIT! WE DO!"
The Tallest start laughong horrendously and Red signals to cut the transmission.
Purple chokes out the words. "That's....the....best one...we've...thought of...yet!"
"I know!" Red responds. He waves his hand at something and a box of Irken snacks appear.

"I must have trophies to show My Tallest my superiority?! Surely they known the great ZIM is superior to everything?" He scratches his head.
"How must I get these trophies?".........

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY FOLKS.

Hahahhahahahahah! They dupe im! Hahahahahahaha! ZIM is a loser sometimes! GIR ROCKS!

Yo buddy! Next CHAPTA already!

Sowwy. I is SO busy!


"Welcome children, I have surprise for you. Today is Field Day. Each one of you in this class will compete for a prize." Ms. Bitters says.
She takes out a yardstick and slams it on Dib's desk. "Pay attention!'
"But I was paying attention."
"No you weren't." She breaks the stick on his head. Dib just sits there.
Over in the corner Zim is guffawing.
"Did that hurt?"Ms. Bitters says.
"Yes."
"Good."
SHe stares at Dib, then says. "The prize for winning Field Day is the glory of rubbing everyone's faces in it and a trophy."
Zim perks up. Trophy?
"To win you must place first in every event. Losers get nothing."
Someone raises thier hand. "Not even a can of tuna?"
"No."
"Oh."
"Everyone get their gluteus maximuses out of the chairs and head for the soccer field for the first event."

ENORMOUS soccer field. (It's so big that the goals are 100 times taller than them)

OOOOOOOOOOOO! i....want.......MOOOOORRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

MOAR!!!!

Continue . . .

/\ no duh.

^Lol, Goldy you so funny!

ENORMOUS soccer field. (It's so big that the goals are 100 times taller than them)
Enter: the Vicce-Principal!
The classes is lined up on the soccer field and in front of them is the vice-principal. His shirt says: I'm your princi PAL!!!!
"Prepare yourselves for the first event! It requires cunning, balance, wit, and bladder control! It is---Jousting! Each of you will be pitted against each other to see who will get horribly ejected from their horse! First up: Zim against Old Kid!"
Zim smiles horribly and saunters to Dib. "You better stay out of the way of my superiority, Dib." Zim strikes a Superman pose. "Because I'M gonna win!"
Two attendent drones dress Zim in armour and one of those helmets with the big blue plume things. They throw him up on a huge white horse and give him a polewith padding n the end. You can only see Zim's eyes through the slit in the helmet. He smirks while the other two attendents throw Old Kid up on the horse.
"On your mark...get set....gooo!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Zim screams down the track and head toward the shaking Old Kid.
All other noise except the pounding of the hooves are gone. You see the hooves kicking up dust. Zim's steely glint of his eyes. Old Kid's wide eyes through his helmet. A wide view of the two horses getting closer...and closer... then finally Zim swings his pole around and WACKS Old Kid off his horse.
"Ha huh ha huh ha huh ha! No one can defeat ZIM!" He screams.
Old Kid's on the ground looking like a smash poop can. A pair of attendents drag him away. They bring everything back to the beginning, dress up another kid and throw him on the horse.

BA DA DA BUM....who shall be next?

Tanks! I live to be funny! Live to be!

Nice.....not as funny. Gir should appear outta nowhere! 8D

WHO DARES SAY IT IS NOT FUNNY???!!!


Ahem, Naw Gir's not gonna be in this episode.

SAYS YOUR BUM!
...........sorry, horny moment there, Anywho....continue please.

Buddy! More! More! More! Me has to write my own Gir episode? *threatening*

This is so funny! although I agree. It would be more funny if Gir was in it.

THANK YOU! kk299, you are my new best buddy!

you're welcome.^w^

awwww were gir ?

i luvs gir hes sooooo awesome ..... gir is my fav character

I WANT TO BE A MONGOOSE !

no gir .you're going to be a dog

CAn i be a mongoose dog ?

Ha ha ha! Wow, I guess it died, BUT NO LONGER! I will write the next bit later. I have been SUPER busy the last few months so I didn't post anymore, sorry.

its okay. ^.^

Heh, yeah, DIED. Understatement....