darkSpyro

:me: Yes, that's right people, ANOTHER DotD fic! Who's excited?

Not me! I HATE this type of story!

:me: Quite interrupting me, it wasn't your turn to speak!

Um... I agree with Sparx, I HATE these stories! Why did you have to make this stupid topic?

:me: Because I like these stories, they're funny.

Um, no they're not!

:me: To bad, you're still gonna be in it.

You can't make me

:me: Yeah, I can... because if you don't then I'll turn on my PS and make you get killed by Gnasty Gnorc twenty times in a row... Hah!

*shivers* Okay, okay, fine!

:me: *triumphant smirk* Yay! Ahem, now we may begin:

Chapter 1

Hello, Cynder, what do you think of this fan fic so far?

It just started! I have no clue!

Well, this is a fan fic, so we need to do something exciting so people read it... Have any ideas?

hey, you're the star... That's why it's called the Legend of Spyro, genius.

Since when are you so moody?

Well, Activision paid me to be emotionless... In reality, I'm even more evil than dark Cynder.... In a sarcastic, annoying type of way.

WTH???



*clears throat* Anywho, how about we go... On some random adventure?

*sigh* Fine... Let's go.

*cynder and spyro fly out of the cave and into the sky*

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Yes, the most epic story ever

Lolness, just kidding. Anywho, this is not a real fan fic like my normal ones, just for fun.

dude wat the h*ll juzz happened...

It's suppose to be random

i'm confused but i love your fanfics

Lol, thanks.

And you're supposed to be confused

ok good i thought i was a idiot

haha, that was kinda funny, lol. xD a little diffrent from the usual dotd fanfic, but i'll read just about anything that's funny. xD

Lol, thanks

Chapter 2

Woo hoo! I love flying!

Oh, grow up!

Anywho, let's go on an awesome adventure!

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TBC\ OUT OF TIEM!

OMG!!!

Hey guys, can I come with you??

*whispers* Sparx, you're not supposed to be in the story yet... Queen_Cynder said!

But I wanna be in now!!!

What the heck is going on? *looks at Sparx* SParx! You're not supposed to be here yet!

To bad, I'm here and there's nothing you can do about it! So let's go on this awesomesauce adventure!

*sigh* I guess we have no choice but to bring him with us.

I wish this were DotD all over again... Then Sparx wouldn't be here!

C'mon, Cynder, let's go... And Sparx.

*Sparx, Cynder, and Spyro fly off*

XXX

What're the odds that I'm captured again... By someone who I don't even know?!?

Hey, suck it up, I'm capture too!

Yeah, me too!

We shouldn't even be here, this is a LoS fan fic!

*sigh*, don't tell me this is one of those stories where the writer makes an original-legend crossover, those are stupid!

Well, looks like we're stuck in here... But who capture us?

Me!

& WTH???

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Lol, prepare for the next chapter, coming soon

lol captured , and

i lol'd so hard

I know

Chapter 3

So let's go save the planet or something!

Who said anything about saving the planet? What if this turns out to be an adventure that teaches us some kind of lesson... Like friendship is the greatest treasure of all or something?

No way, lesson fics are HORRIBLE!

Aggreed.

I dunno... You boys could use a few life lessons, IMO.

This is no time for hurtful sarcasm, Cynder!

Says who?

*sighs* Never mind,

So what kind of mission are we supposed to go on, anyway?

Hello, young dragons.

The Chronicler? But I thought you were dead!

No, Activion only paid me to die... I came back secretly at the end.



Ahem, anywho, I will get to the point: Your friends are in danger, you must save them.

Um... You have the wrong Spyro, they aren't my friends.

Too bad, you have to save them. Bye! *poofs away*

&

XXX

Why did you capture us?

Because you are all popular Spyro fandom characters! I want to be the most popular... And the only way to do that is to knock the compatition down... So I have invented this machine: The Super idioticnessatron!

Wow, that's a mouthful!

Yes, it is a long word.

That's not the point! I will shoot all the popular characters (spyro, cynder, sparx, sheila, sergeant byrd, blink, elora, and bianca) with my machine. After I've done that, I will be the most popular character!

What does your machine do, anyway?

Oh, you'll see *cackle*

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Yes, Ember is secretly evil

can somthing go wrong and ember get srsly injured

Ha ha, you'll see

YAYZ!!!! (howcome unot awnsering ma pms )