darkSpyro

i want to be a dragon so plz tell me how to turn into a dragon

Well...

ok did that whats next

jump three times

k did that nothing happened

Drink a bottle of mayonaise.

Then stand on your head for until your face turns red. (lol, that rhymed!)

omg my head hurts!!!!!!!!!!!
i can fell a little dragon soul coming into me or the blood in my head is making me see stuff

Did you drink the mayonaise?

Close your eyes and think of dragons. When you feel like you're fast asleep, BOOM! you're a dragon.

^ You do that right after eating the mayonaise and before standing on your head

And if that does not work, do this.

1. pour cloves into a pie crust
2. add milk and vinegar
3. put pine needles in
4. put in blender
5. burn on stove
6. pour into glass with baking soda
7. Run around it three times
8. chant monkeyinpersianrobesplayingthecymbals for three minutes
9. drink the recipe

You have to eat habenero peppers,they are super hot and will give you the ability to breath fire.

Then,you must cut off the wings of a bat and eat them right there on the spot.By the next day you'll grow wings.

This next step requires a horned animal(Rhino,Unicorn,whatever you find).You must lick the creatures horn 20 times.Your horns will grow within a week.

Finally,to get a dragon body you must eat an iguana,snake,and lizard raw.You'll look like a dragon in 2 days.

Viola!Your guide to becoming a dragon!

My god.... I can't think of a good enough word to explain this topic..... >.<

You all already are dragons... Dragons consider humans, and occasionally humanoids, as ones of them.

OH WTF!!! If your already human, you stay human! If your already dragon, you stay dragon! You dont change into something that does not excist anymore...

ok i did all that stuff but the pie thing the reason why i want to turn into a dragon because i dint feel human, but i fell more of a animal that is o most
human like a dragon but still has a wild side

right now i am trying to give up my soul to the devil to be a dragon i will tell u if it works or not

hey if u don't want your soul...can i have it so i can turn into a dragon

go to secret lab in area 51 or another place and inject you self with dragon DNA

PS: don't be afraid to get me some aswell i want to be a dragon human aswell

Quote: aran

ok i did all that stuff but the pie thing the reason why i want to turn into a dragon because i dint feel human, but i fell more of a animal that is o most
human like a dragon but still has a wild side

right now i am trying to give up my soul to the devil to be a dragon i will tell u if it works or not

hey if u don't want your soul...can i have it so i can turn into a dragon

....Now this is stupid... ._.

i know just go to a SECRET lab and get some dragon DNA

One word: operation

yeah theres another way

k thanks grandspyro18 now i know that there are some people in the world that want to be a dragon to
if i was a dragon it would look like tooth less on how to train your dragon

Hehe ME to, i love toothless

I wanna be a dragon! If I was a dragon I'd look like my fan dragon

me to i like roan he is funny to bad the show is cancel

so WATS up

Quote: aran

k thanks grandspyro18 now i know that there are some people in the world that want to be a dragon to
if i was a dragon it would look like tooth less on how to train your dragon

awesome i have lots of fav dragons so i hard to choose X3

Ps: toothless iz my favorite dragon on the movie next to monstrous nightmare

I'll sell you my soul for an art request.

k name it

http://phantom1986.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2me6b6

This?

phantom can i draw it

Okay.

Quote: aran

i want to be a dragon so plz tell me how to turn into a dragon

SCIENCE!!!!

and DNA of a dragon !!!!! *points finger to the sky*

Do you people not get that you're just torturing the poor person? yeesh! You can't turn into a dragon! At least not yet. They haven't found a way to do that yet. I'm sure they will in fifty years or so, but not now. There is absolutely NO WAY to turn dragon in this day and age. if there was, I would give everythingi owned and another persons life to be able to be one.

Quote: aran

ok i did all that stuff but the pie thing the reason why i want to turn into a dragon because i dint feel human, but i fell more of a animal that is o most
human like a dragon but still has a wild side

right now i am trying to give up my soul to the devil to be a dragon i will tell u if it works or not

hey if u don't want your soul...can i have it so i can turn into a dragon

HA! Im the one with the wild side, i pee on my apple tree outside and eat any random leaf i cant find. I also destroy everyone else's crops in the alotment

You are SO weird! But then *shrug* i knew that.

Remind me why this is in fandom... And not stuff and nonsense?

To brath fire, put a candle's flame in wine/achahol, drink it, and I am sure it will work

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OH WTF!!! If your already human, you stay human! If your already dragon, you stay dragon! You dont change into something that does not excist anymore...

who says they even existed in the first place?

well there is universes in universes,so in one the the universe there is dragons that do existed but we cant go into that universe because we are not part of that universe

Ok, this topic just got better...

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Quote: cynder 9999

OH WTF!!! If your already human, you stay human! If your already dragon, you stay dragon! You dont change into something that does not excist anymore...

who says they even existed in the first place?

They dont exist, they did milions of years ago though! Sorry, anyone who wants to become a Dragon has missed their chance.....

Quote: aran

well there is universes in universes,so in one the the universe there is dragons that do existed but we cant go into that universe because we are not part of that universe

Sorry to double post, but dragons dont exist in the WHOLE universe now. They only existed on earth millions of years ago, they are mythical creatures now. If you wanna become dragon (Impossible), Try breeding a lizard with a bird

you know that there is in infinite of universe out there even tho we cant see it. (example) we cant see black holes but they know that are there because, we can see stars move when there is nothing there. some of the Scientific people think that this universe was created by two universes hitting each other one universe was 49% dark matter and the other was made up of 51% matter, when matter and dark matter hits they turn into energy, so there for you and all the stuff in the heavens are that one percent that survived the epic battle.
all most every one knows that it takes longer for mars,and the other outer bodies to go around the sun than earth because of gravity.
but in the galaxies like the milky way,stars in the outer spirals move the same speed as the inner stars in the galaxies so there for there is a force from the universes that shape this universe.but scientist cant see another universe in this universe because universes cant exist in this universe

o yea this universe is speeding up faster and faster every day because there is an unknown anti gravity puching every thing away and the epic battle between anti and matter is still going on and anti is winning

o yea sorry about every one that has a religion but to me science is the study of the stars and religion is the way to go to the stars
to me i am all religion because i cant make up my mind

Dude, having a mental disorder is no excuse to try and turn into a dragon. And you just confused the heck out of me. Look, don't make this look like a war between the Light of Destruction and the Gentle Darkness. Dragons aren't real and that's it. You don't see a lot of people having disorders saying, "I believe in dragons, d'oh11111!!!!"

well i am taking a science class where we study the unknown so i know a lot of stuff about the stars and other universes. just look up a hyper cub, and you will see that cant be real in this universe unless it is distorted

Urm. . . . My soul is waiting to be sold. (done with request yet?)