darkSpyro

I'm going to go get one off of another topic, or you wont get the plot, if it has one...

"Pinkdesi!" walks into the dark creepy forest.
"Why are we looking for her, any way? She made us do crazy things."
turns into :cynder: "Do it or parish!!!"
"Ah! Ok! i'll help!" looks around. "Pinkdesi."
sees pinkdesi trapped in chocolate cage!
PD: "Help!"
"Wait. if it's chocolate just eat it."
PD: "Ok." eats chocolate. turns dark.
"oh no! It was evil chocolate!" thinks."Wait does that even exist?"
:malefor: "Come my servant!"
PD: goes with malefore.
:legend: "Oh no! we have to find her before its too late!"
"Too late for what?"
:legend: "Before she writes the world destroyed!"
gasps.
mean while...
:malefor: "Now it is time to discover your true destiny, Pinkdesi. But first you must find the other writers of this fan fic!" laughs evilly.
PD:
mean while...
me: "I wonder where pinkdesi is?"
shorty: "I'm doing into the evil ruins!"
me: O_O
shorty take off running.
shorty: "Lets see... shall i see the traps of death, or the pit of lava?"
Pinkdesi: Sees shorty. "Well, well,well..."
shorty: "Pinkdesi! Where have you been? And you look black with evil red eyes!"
Pinkdesi: "Thats because I'm evil!"
Shorty: "but how?!"
Pinkdesi: "Evil chocolate..."
Shorty: "They Are selling evil chocolate now? What will they think of next?"
Pinkdesi: O_O "Well, now i am here to take you to my master."
shorty: "is he made of chocolate?"
pinkdesi: palm/face "Right we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your pick."
Shorty: "Evil furry chiewennies of doom!"
thousands of dogs attack pinkdesi.
pinkdesi: "Shoop-da-whoop fury activate." Blasts dogs.
shorty "Peanut Butter Blasts!!!" Peanut butter shoots at pinkdesi.
pinkdesi: "Lazor shield." Peanut butter is destroyed.
shorty: "Shower of ten thousand flaming doll heads!!!!" Flaming doll heads storm towards pinkdesi.
pinkdesi: "Evil laugh of Death!!!!" Doll head go back to shorty at the laughter.
Shorty: "Gah!!!" Collapses in exhaustion. "Attack of..."
pinkdesi: "Mud missile." mud hits shorty. "give it up, you don't have a chance."
shorty: "No."
pinkdesi: "I'M A FIRIN MY LAZOR!!!" Blasts shorty. "Master... only one to go..."
meanwhile...
:legend: "i can't believe malefore isn't here!"
"Well we're still here, so he hasn't found all of them."
:ignitus: "They got shorty!"
:legend: and gasp.
"Oh no! We have to find the remaining writer or writers!"
"I think we've found her!"
meanwhile...
me: "Man she has been gone for a long time..." writing this. "Where in the world is shorty? She never misses ice-cream."
:legend: knocks on door. "I hope you have the right place, sparx."
me: opens door and sees :legend: "AH!!!! It's spyro!!! OMG!!!"
:legend: "Are you..."
me: hugs spyro tightly and twirls.
:legend: "I... Can't ... Breathe!..."
me: puts :legend: down. "Sorry. I over underreacted..."
:legend: O_O "Um... ok then... I have come to rescue you before..."
me: "AH!!!! Spyro, the spyro!!! Is going to rescue me!!!"
"Yea, thats her..."
"I heard screams! What happened?!"
:legend: "She is a fan..."
me: "AH!!! It's CYNDER TOO!" hug cynder and spins around.
"Help... Me...."
"Yep, that is her for sure..."
meanwhile....
:malefor: "Shorty, pinkdesi, go forth and retrive the final writer then my plan may begin.
RC: "Get me a soda!"
Me: "I almost forgot she was a writer."
RC: disappears, and falls from the sky. "OW!" looks at spyro.
:legend: "Hey your not supposed to be evil yet!"
RC: eats evil chocolate.
:legend: "Me and my big mouth..."
RC: run to malefore's lair.
ME: O_O
meanwhile...
shorty: "we left out a writer... RC..."
RC: bursts in.
PD: poofs in. "How did i get here? RC?"
RC: steps to pinkdesi.
grublins: "Girl fight! Girl Fight!"
:malefor: "No girl fights. any ways they have to save their strength for the final piece."
Shorty, pinkdesi, and RC: "We are ready master."
meanwhile...
me: "You mean i am an important piece in a spyro adventure!"
:legend: "yea, but please don't go crazy again..."
"We dont have much time! We have to get moving!"
"Um, spyro."
:legend: "yea..."
"What do you do when a fan girl has just seen every one else and looks like she'll hug you again?"
:legend: "Run. why?"
"Look..." points at me seeing everyone else.
Me: jump in air and hugs spyro. "YAY!!!"
:ignitus: "Spyro's got a girl friend!"
All boys start chatting this.
"Spyro is MY boy friend!!!" turns dark.
Me: "well, duh!"
palm/face
one day later.
:legend: "Are we there yet?'
"No. Quit asking."
Me: "Is that it?"
:legend: "What makes you think that is it?"
Me: "The neon blinking 'Malefor is not here' sign."
:legend: "Oh..."
"Lets go. Wait! Where are the elders?"
:legend: "They went to the ice-cream cart called 'this is not a death trap' , why"
"Why? Why these id..."
"Hurry up grandma!"
Me: "YAY! I love this adventure!"
All of a sudden a portal opens.
ash: "I come from the future!" looks around. "Wait this isn't the past... Wait! NO!"
portal closes and machine is fried.
Me: "Hi ash! Look! Spyro, cynder, sparx!"
Ash: "eep."
:legend: "No way, not another useless creep..."
ash: "tootsie roll monsters of death!"
tootsie roll monsters grab spyro.
:legend: "Ok, your in..."
they drop him.
Every one runs into the lair.
grublins: attack NightBlade.
:legend: "Crud, no!"
NightBlade: "NightBlade digivolve to~!"
"Wait! what video game inverse are we even in?!"
Nightblade: "Clawmon!" looks at grublins. "Razor swipe!" Claws the grublins to pieces.
Everyone: O_O
just down the hall...
pinkdesi: "Master, I heard something..."
:malefor: "Relax, it's just the grublins playing a lame game...
Me: "Razor swipe!" claws down door.
:malefor: "No, my only descent looking and working door! You will pay!

PD: "Shoop-da-Whoop-fury!!!" Blasts spyro
smilie "OW!" Breathes fire at shorty.
shorty: "You wouldn't breathe fire at a ten year old would you?" smilie
smilie "Well... no... gee... I'm sorry..."
shorty: "Your pety emotions shall get you no where but defeat!" smilie "Shower of Ten-Thousand-Flaming-Doll-Heads!!!" Doll heads fly at spyro.
smilie "Ah!" ducks. "What the heck, you speak with out emotion?!"
shorty: smilie "The evil sweets enable one to feel nothing but the pleasure of evil. you should try it..."
RC: "Chocolate bombs!!!" bombs explode spyro.
smilie "AH!"
smilie "Ok, nightblade, you do thing and defeat evil!"
me: "OK!!!" stops. "One queston. how?"
smilie palm/face
laughs evilly
ash: "Tootsie Roll monsters of Death!" tootsie roll monsters attack. "Acid roll rain!" tootsie rolls fall from the sky.
PD: "Yay! candy!"
tootsie rolls melt through floor...
PD: "AH! CANDY!"
Me: "Crud!" runs.
RC: "YEA!" chases me.
smilie "What the heck is going on?!"
"Chaos!" laughs evilly.
smilie "Now!"
smilie , smilie , smilie , and smilie tackle
"Crud! Sevants! get the fat dragons off of me. AH! I'm bleeding!" cries.
Everyone: smilie
RC: "Malefor's a baby, Malefor's a baby!"
PD: "Evil chocolate fusion!"
Shorty, RC, Pinkdesi, and smilie turn into giant attack robot.
Me: "MoneyBags is an evil vilan?! Why don't we get one of those?!"
smilie "Worth a shot... GOOD GUY ROBOT GO!!!" nothing happens. "please."
All good guys turn into robot.
smilie "Why do i have to be the butt?!"
Me: "Charge!"
PD: "Fury of shoop-da-whoop-robot-style!"
Good guys: duck.
me: falls out of robot. "AH! help!"
robot falls apart.
"NO!"
"Yes, now i have you where i want you!" smiles evilly.
me: braces self.
"Can i have your auto graph?"
PD RC and shorty: jaw drops.
"What?! You have to have all of them at once or it's worthless!"
"You mean i was dragged on an adventure with these crazies just so you could get an auto graph?!"
"yes."
me: "I agree with spyro, no auto graph for you..."
"You powerless whelp! You shall give me my auto graph or... wait what are you doing?!"
Me: sings one note, a pretty one and rocks form a cage over malefor.
"What the?! You're copying code lyoko!"
ME: "Yea. and?"
"Wait where are you going, you can't leave me here! NO!"
everyone leaves malefor.
epilogue:
Everything went back to normal, was as normal as it gets. But there was always one thing i didn't get, where did ash go?

one year later...
ash: "Arise malefor, my servant."
"What is your order?"
ash: " think you shall know what to do..." laughs evilly.

The end...?

AWSOME FAN FIC IT MADE ME LOLZ 2


PS.can i have a part?

ok!

me: "Now the adventure is over..."
Shadow5222: falls from sky into creepy forest. "OW!"
laughs evilly as he sees shadow.
meanwhile...
"The adventure is finally over! PARTY!!!"
"You should say that it will get jinxed..."
me: "YAY! party with spyro!"
faints.
"What did i tell you?"
.....
shadow: "where am i?"
ash: "your in the spyro universe."
shadow: "Who are you?"
ash: "My name is ash, new ruler of the world!"
shadow: thinks. "That name doesn't really suit you. How about, "Ash, flame of the new order?"
ash: "I like it... wait how did you come up with an evil name?"
shadow holds up evil chocolate.
ash : "Aahahahahahahahahamuha!"
shadow: " that evil laugh is all wrong..."
ash: "Muwahahhahahamwa!"
shadow: "That's more like it!"

to be continued...

lolness

agreed

thank you.

wakes up. "AH! oh, it was just a dream." looks around.
"Your finally up..."
"Yea, where is Night?"
"I dont know. why?"
"WE should go check that malefor is still in that prison.
one day later...
"Are we there yet?"
"not this again."
and walk in, and gasp.
"No, malefor got out!"
"But how?" read letter attached to cage. "Dear puny heroes, you may have defeated me once, but my new all power ful master will make that impossible! Muwahahahahahaha! P.S. And we have a new super cool hide out that isn't my old lair, so don't go there. P.S.S. I like chocolate milk. P.S.S.S. My master's name is ash."

"NO! ash has fallen to the dark side! shorty can't be happy..."
"Back to save NightBlade..." groans.
the next day...
"so the crazy people are gone, what now?"
me: "SPYRO!"
"AH!" runs.
me: "Come back!" chases spyro.
"At least i don't someone like that chasing me..."
shorty: "CYNDER!"
"OH CRUD! AH!" runs.
shorty: "NO! Destiny will put us together!" chases cynder.
ash: "WT..."
"hello, beautiful."
ash: "AH!!!!" runs
chases ash.
cynder fan: falls from the sky. "OW!!!" looks around.
RC: "Only i may chase spyro!"
Me: "Who says?"
RC: "me."
Me and "Crud! AH!" runs
RC: chase me and spyro.
"Were not that different after all..."
Me: "Duck!"
RC: "I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!" blasts at me and spyro.
"I think its a pigeon..." gets fried. dies.
RC: D: "opps... I was never here!" runs.
Me: "No, spyro can't die!" cries.

at spyro's funeral.
RC: "Wow, these funeral home cookies are greet!"
Pinkdesi: "they can't help the pain of loosing the coolest dragon ever!" cries.
shorty: "Now, I'll never get his autograph..." cries.
Me: "I have an idea! I'll rite him alive!"
"Great do it!"
Me: "One problem... Malefor stole my ability to write, with ash..."
"Someone kill me now!"
dr. octagomapus: "dr. octagomapus!!!" Blasts cynder.
"That makes me the leader of this fan-fic adventure!"

soooooooooooo long nice

"Since I'm the leader, I say that we..."
:Shorty: "I wanna be leader!"
"Fine... your second in command."
:Shorty: "No, i wanna be leader."
"No. Look I'm leader of this. And until I'm dead..."
:Shorty: "Rain-Of-Ten-Thousand-Flaming-Doll-Heads!"
doll heads fly at
"AH!"
Me: walks in. "Why?"
points at :shorty:
:shorty: points at
Both say at the same time, "He did it!"
:shorty: "I'm a she!"
"eep."

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LOL sooo nice!!!!
but wierd