darkSpyro

Okay everyone im totally bored so im just gonna write this !!


The legened begins.....

In the year of the dragon in a world beyond the realms the guardians awaited the birth of a purple dragon destined to restore balance to the world. But the dark master knew of this as well and sent forth a legion of his minions to destroy the dragon temple and prevent the birth of this special dragon.


sevreal miles away from where spryo's egg was floating down a river sparx and his family were playing snakes and ladders now sparx was only a baby so he was just watching his parents play. Sparx's mum's name was nicole and his dad's name was snoopy.

nicole: hurry up and shake the dam dice snoopy!
snoopy: okay okay !! *starts singing under breathe how could u be so cruel to me ? dane rumbles song*

nicole ignored snoopy and glanced over to sparx. He had a purple face and was shutting his eyes very tightly and it looked like he was tryna push something.


nicole: WTF omg our baby !!!!!! snoopy whats happening !!!!!!!
snoopy: omg hes dying !!!!!
nicole:*slaps cheek*
snoopy: yooowww!!!!

nicole and snoopy thought that their baby was going to die but it turns out that well.... he was just constipated. all of a sudden they heard a huge plop and sparx's face relaxed and he giggled.

nicole: ha ha ha aww he just had his first poop !!
snoopy: ewwww gross *cringes*

To break the scilence almost out of nowhere a egg came flying out of the sky a purple egg with white spots.

nicole: OMG snoopy look theres an egg !!.... and it's falling !!
snoopy: *leaps into the air from behind a bush with a super man cape on and captin underpants undies on*

snoopy: duh duh duh daaaa im here !
nicole: *screams*
snoopy: *cries*
sparx: mamma mamma mamma !!!!! *points at egg so close to ground*


But nicole and snoopy were so engaged in what they were doing nobody took any notice. So sparx was about to scream whe the egg landed on him and squashed him....

nicole: OMG OUR BABY !!!!
snoopy: oh no !

But then sparx flew up perfectly well exept for a bit of a squashed face.
Then the egg cracked open...........


write more soon !!

lol thanx i will write more soon

lol man thats funny!! Keep on going!

lol thanx i might take a while thou cause im just making it up as i go along ... but ya write more soon !!!

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The egg burst open and bits of shell went flying everywhere.

Nicole: omg snoopy its hatching!!!!
Snoopy: omg !!! * flies and hides *
Nicole: *slaps forehead*

Then once the shell had cracked open a smooth shiny purple head popped up and wide open enormus sparkling blue eyes looked around with intrest.

meanwhile sparx was hovering on the spot horrified at what he saw with his mouth wide open and dribble coming out his eyes streched to the max.

Nicole: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg it's a dragon !!!!!!!! what are we gonna do !!!????

snoopy: well you seriously didn't think it was gonna be a dragon fly did you ?? i mean look at the size of that egg!!!! *laughs hard* clutching stomach

Nicole: *glares*
snoopy: *backs away slowly*

nicole: *flies over to sparx* o sweety what do you think?? isnt it cute !!!...... *akward silence*....well say something!!!
sparx: screams and faints
nicole:awww hes proberly just shocked
Nicole: *flies and puts sparx in his cot*


Meanwhile the baby dragon in the egg had hopped out (already kind of learnt how to walk!) and wandered off.......

ohhhhh i wounder wats gonna happen!

thnx write more soon lol i just wrote that now

Oh really! lol

ya lol

Oooo when r u gonna write some more?

hmm maybe on wednesday or something lol when im not at skool ha !! lol

Wateva! I dont care at least my class is funny not like miss Cappel last year

i aculy really liked our class last yr !!! but now my class is getting better now cause im making more friends now !

Lol that's halrious.

thanx ! ill write some more this week or this weekend !!

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i aculy really liked our class last yr !!! but now my class is getting better now cause im making more friends now !

Yeah i did like our class last year just not miss Cappel and Hayden s!!!

yea lol anyway bck to da topic....... lol


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The baby dragon looked around with wide big eyes at the tall trees and sticky mud he was walking on. He clomped over to a rainbow spotted flower which attracted his attention he gazed at it for a second then opened his mouth widly and..... ate it. Then out of nowhere there was a voice which sounded like lady gaga a lot which was singing " he ate my heart he ate ,ate ,ate my heart" and then a big tubby yellow and blue dragon glided out into spyro's view singing these words. ( The dragon was volteer but of couse nobody knew this yet). Then Volteer clutched his chest his eyes buldging then he collapsed. woopsie tee hee the flower must of been that dragons heart !.....o well thought Spyro and he clomped on.


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Meanwhile back at the swamp....


nicole and snoopy had sat down for a coffee while sparx was sleeping


nicole: *slurps* omg lol i just realised that the dragon that was here before is now gone!

snoopy: oh well it's not like he's the saviour of the earth or anything im sire he will find his own way and place in the world.

nicole: that is the wisest thing you have said in your life !!!!

snoopy: *blushes* yes well dear i have my moments.

nicole: oh snoopy i love it when you blush !! come here tiger !!

snoopy: *shimmys* come here honey bun !!!!!

nicole: *flies over to snoopy* and makes out with him

Sparx just happened to wake up at that moment and saw his parents doing that.He then screamed and fainted again..............

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The purple dragon had now wandered for some time and was lost. He looked up at the sky it was pink with a strike of orange in the middle and the sun had just about gone down. He was tired it had been a long day for him. Then he heard a low grumble, it was his tum tum and he needed dinner. He saw a fruit fly buzzing around and he chased it he then streched his frog like tounge and gobbled it up. Satisfied with his hunt he then dawdled over to a mossy tree and curled up undeneath it and fell asleep.

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Meanwhile back at the swamp......


Nicole had taken care of Sparx and now Snoopy and her were alone.... and what do fireflies do when they are alone ??? KAREOKE OF COURSE !!

Nicole: *man in the mirror tune comes on* im gonna make a change for once in myyy life

Snoopy: *oo* its gonna feel real good its gonna make a diffrence gonna make it righttt

Nicole: *ahh* as i turn up my collarbone my faviourte winter coat, this wind is blowing my mind.....

and so on and so on...

Now once they had finished this song they went on to the next one...

Snoopy: *telephone tune comes on* hello,hello baby you called i can't hear a thing i have got no service in the club you say,say w-whaattttt did you say o your breaking up on me-sorry i cannot hear you im knida busy

Nicole:k-kinda busy k-kinda busy sorry i cannot hear you im kinda busy just a second its my favourite song theyre gonna play....

And while they were singing all this sparx had been doing some serious thinking....


This is what he had thought:

i am sad that that ugly purple thing has gone because well he was my only friend even if i fainted at him twice.... i know i will go look for him !!! And when his parents wern't looking he sneeked out and set off After the purple dragon......

OMG that was soooooo funny!!!!!!!! oh and on man in the mirror its not As i turn up my collarbone on my faviourte winter coat i know it sounds like it even i thought that wat he said but he achley says As i turn up my collar on my faviourte winter coat

but after dat KEEP ON GOING!!

o my badd lol tee hee lol

thanx write more soon o and sry for dubble posting lol

LOL Keep on going!!!!!!!!!

ill write more soon iv got writers block lol

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Sparx set off on his mini adventure to look for the weird, ugly and random purple dragon thingy mabob. So he flew and he flew and he flew and he flew untill he was so tired that he fainted. Meanwhile the purple dragon had just woken up and he streched and yawned he then noticed that something was strange it was quiet...... too quiet..... then he heard a loud squawk his head shot in the direction the noise came from..... but there was nobody there then he saw a silvery beard and moustache and a old man jumped out of the bushes and pounced on spyro " hehe hehe we finally have the last purple dragon tee heeeeeee " wtf ? spyro thought and then harry,hermonie and of couse ron came out from that same bush. " im sure hediwg- i mean the dark master will be very pleased" said ron. And without further notice they walked off into the darkness with spyro in their hands in a net.......


sorry i know its short but im lost in space 2day

i love it!!! this is a good and funny story

thanx

Wtf?!?! Harry, Ron and Hermonie?! lol dats soooooo funny!!!

lol yea

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So of course the man with the silver beard was dumbledore. " so hermonie wanna go to the 50 broomsticks tonight ??" said ron. " uhmm what about harry ?" said hermonie trying to include harry because nobody knew this but her she only had feelings for fred. " oh umm no you two can go i don't mind--really" said harry akwardly. There was a silence and then dumbledore piped up and said in a very squeaky voice " ME TOOO " " umm huh?" said hermonie. " OMG how could someone so smart be so dumb?" thought ron. dumbledore broke their train of thought by saying as in i would love to come to " with a huge grin on his face. " o uhhh okay sure " grunted ron moodily. They continued on their journey to the dark masters cave when they heard a growl. they choose to ignore it and keep on walking. meanwhile soyro had woken up and had a strange craving for pie. I want need pieeeeee Then they heard a massive shreading sound and the bag had ripped open. Dumbledore screamed and covered his face with his hands. meanwhile spyro had other plans when they were all screaming and running in a circle he flapped away in search for pie......

wat da hel?!?!?!?! dats sooooo weird lolz keep on going! \

shot lol hehe just made it up on da spot

HAHA lolz oh can u plz plz plz plz plz PLZ read me story!!

yup wat 1 da doctor 1 ?? if so yea

Yea it is lol