darkSpyro

This is a fan-fic that i wish everyone would add on to. Full of laughs and gasps ( don't ask) Enjoy!

"You know what, cynder?"
"What?"
"Ever since we defeated malefore, nothing has happened!"
"And?"
"Don;t you think that's a problem?!"
"No, why should I?"
"You know if we're forgotten we don't exist?!"
gasps. "I'm too young not to exist!!"
"Don't worry! I have I plan!"
"OH! OH! pick me!"
"Sparx."
"We're going to make our own taco stand!"
"No you idiot! we are going to make a movie or..."
"That is the greatest idea ever, sparx! The taco stand of spyro! Who would turn it down?"
"Urg... guys, that won't work. And we all know that a taco stand is just..."
"Keep high hopes cynder, this will be great!"

Now someone else take a turn.

"Why couldn't I have just stayed evil?!"
"Can't you become evil at any time?"
"But i know you won't, because i work here... cynder?"
cynder had already turned evil and flew away.
"Fine! Besides everyone knows that two are better than three!"
"Hi, i would like a taco."
"Sure." hand ignitus the taco. "That would be one dollar."
"I'm sorry, I only have this one-hundred dollar bill."
"That's ok! we don't give refunds or change!
"WHAT?!"
"You're are first costumer, we're broke!"
"fine." eats taco. "It was ok."
"Thank you, fart again!"
"Um... ok then..."

lol, if only there were more people reading and writing this.
"I'm sooo hungry! Volteer, park at that taco stand! Spyro sound familiar."
"Oky doky!"
"Tacos good. sorry, my hulk impression is good huh?"
"I don't give a care, just get the tacos."
pulls car over in "The taco stand of Spyro."
"May i take your order?"
the menu reads: tacos, 1.00 water 00.10. ice 00.05.
"that's it?"
"It is a work in progress."
"OMG! it's another me!
and "Hello hansom."
"WTF just happened here?! what is in the pan?!"
"Well i had to go."
"That is it! your fired!"
"I am your only worker."
I'm docking your pay check!"
"We would like to order three tacos and four dr.peppers.
"Just a minute sir!" turns to sparx. "Go buy eighty things of soda! Quick!
four minutes later...
"Your tacos."
"If you make us an advertisement you get them free!"
"We're in!"
T.V. cuts on.
"I say spyro's you say tacos! Spyro's!"
and "Tacos!"
"Eat at spyro's tacos today!"

can i try? i've never done this before

watching tv sees ad "Are those guys for real?"
volteer comes out of no-where
"Of coruse we are for real!"
"Where did you come from!?"
"I don't really know"

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sorry it's so short thats all i got

lol! you may join! it is for fun, but they are all real in this story. good bit. I'll put more in a minute.

after getting beaten up by cynder watches tv and sees the advertisement. "What the..."
mean while
surfing internet, and puts a video for spyro to see to make him feel bad.
this is it

"What have i done?" He says sadly after seeing the video.
"You're a monster!" runs away. "AHHH!!!"
later...
is crying out side.
"Cynder..."
"Go away!" cries harder.
"I'm sorry that i was an idiot."
"Just go away!" cries hard and looks toward him. "You broke up with me!"
"Actually it was the other way around."
"What ever!" cries then stops. "You're not buying this are you?"
"No."
"Good, wanna get back together?"
"Yes."
"So how much did you make?"
"One-hundred and ten bucks! Now we have enough to make a movie like i thought of!"
"I thought of it."
"You don't have to be jealous, cynder. sheesh."

"Romeo, Romeo. Where fore are thou Romeo!"
"Um... Spyro."
"Yes, Romeo?"
"This is a Spyro MOVIE!!"
comes out of the spyro costume. "Sorry, wrong set."
"Elora, your scene is next. remember your line."
"ok then."
"ACTION!"
runs on to the set. "Look!"
"I see them! The evil plants of doom!"
sock puppets come on stage with swords.
"That's it?! sock puppets?! what happened to the money?!"
"Well... I bought this really cool bobble head sparx."
giant bobble head sparx is pushed on stage.
"My existence is over for sure."

ill join also.
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ok cynder your big chance the me you love scene

AND ACTION!!!!!!

spyro........ you dont have to do this lets... lets just go

go where??? theres no where else to go the world is falling apart........ i know what i have to do cynder... go get out of here

NO!!!!!! im with you if were doing this where going together

ok lets do this spyro's fury beam lights up

i love you

AND CUT!!!!!!!!

:YCYNDER: SPYRO THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! and.. i lov- sparx!!! why was the lense cap on!!! please tell me you just put that on!!!!

no........... i left it on the whole time

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TACKELS SPARXS!!!

lol! yay more people!
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"Uncle! Uncle!"
"I hope you learned your lesson!"
"I did! I did!"
"Good."
"Are we ready for the best scene eva, in this movie?"
"Yes, it is about time."
"Roll the credits!"
credits roll.
"That's the best scene in the movie?!"
"I know, right?"
slaps forehead
forehead: "OW! what did you do that for?!"
"The writer meant that i hit my forehead..."
forehead: "Yeah? Well you hit forehead the cheetah!"
"Ok, that's it. I am moving to reality." flies away.

lol, i can't.but... here:

spyro why are you here?

because the writr put me here. why are we in the woods at night?

because we are camping. we don't have sleeping bags.

i have tellitubbies and barbie. which one?

i hate barbie!

barbie it is!

turns to and slaps spyros tail

not the tail!!! okay, the tail, but not the barbies!!!

told you i wasn't good.

your good.
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WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GO?!?! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU SO WE CAN SHOOT THE LAST SCENE!
I thought that the last scene was when i said "i love you"
i know, but ignitus decided to change the script, because he didn't want to be dead. so now, we need a part with you and spyro flying in avalar
what does that have to do with ignitus being alive?!
everything
everything
everything
:chronicle: everything
everything
everything
everything
everything
wait, didn't we kill you?
technicly, no you didn't. the ancestors are the ones who took me down, but still, they only trapped me. sheesh, you need to look more carefully!
*face/palm*
you don't have a palm
*head/desk*
there aren't desks in the wilderness
*starts to change to *

lol!!xdxdxdxd


...2 hours later...

EVERYTHING EVERYTHING! ANY THING BUT CHASE ME!!! hey, a taco stand!

oh,brother.

you don't have a brother.

*face/palm*

i thought i just explained that to you,cynder.

*starts to change to *

i thought you were .

hey! you made a picture in your script!

ooooooooooooooh, you can't do that...

*gets arrested* noooo! you'll never take me alive!!!

everyone: they just did.

...TO BE CONTINUED...

lol,

me: i can't think.

let's make go to jail cause he aint possed too spalk lick dat.

me: omg you need to get arrested vyou broke out of jail!!!

vyou is- i mean, ain't a word.

me:nooooooooooooooo

i feel bad.

why?

for putting macy in jail. she was awesome.

oh no you just di-int.*kills * mua ha ha ha ha nothing will stop me now!!!*mumbles*: again.

legend is dead.

he doesn't know i am alive! now i can make another spyro taco stan! mua ha ha ha ha!

and oooh! another taco stand!!!

we don't have tacos yet.

POOOOOOP!!!!!

rip off!!!

where did you come from?

where did you come from?

tou che.

where did terrador go?

he wasn't in this story chapter thing.

taco boy!!!

you all forgot about me? *walks off crying*

i hate you-wait i want a taco.

OMG! i haven't been on here in a while.

writer: "Hello, i am the writer of spyro here to tell you..."
Me: "OH, oh! pick me!"
writer: "Um... shorty."
shorty: "yes, sir, i have noticed that games have become remarkably shorter."
writer: "Yes, it is all part of an EVIL plot."
shorty: "Thank you."
writer: "also, i would like to say that unfortunately, the spyro movie has been canceled."
Me: "Um, pick me! I have a question."
writer: "Yes, pinkdesi."
ME:
PD: "A couple of us fan-fic writers have been make funny spyro things. What is your opinion on that."
writer: "They are all gold, baby."
PD: "Baby?! er... thank you...?"
Writer: "now finally..."
Me: "PICK ME! ARE YOU DEATH?!"
writer: "yes."
shorty: whispers "You have to use mind talking."
Me:

any ways
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"Cynder guess what!"
"Oh gosh..." pauses. "What?"
"the writers have given us one week to do something to make money!"
faints.

spyro, what are you doing alive???**
uhhh.......*runz*
i was going to invite you to a party, but i forgot you were dead.wanna come?
kay.
come on, boys!
kay
kay
kay
kay
im not a boy but kay
neither am i but kay too
kay
kay
kay
kay


2 hours later...


kay
kay, lets go.

lol
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packs bags.
"Where are you going."
"To the real world where i wont be forgotten."
"Oh... thats what i guessed. I'm a genus." Walks into wall.
"Yea... well, bye." flies off.

ten seconds later....
:lspyro: D: D: D: D:
what's wrong?
:lspyro: i....miss...cynder!!!!!!!! *starts crying*
i'm right here you nitwit
:lspyro: the OTHER cynder! *cry*
what? You don't like me?!
:lpsyro: no! no! i like you just fine!
*turns normal*
:lspyro: yay! cynder's back!
??? oh great. now there's no dark cynder.
what happens to the other cynder then?
in the real world:
what the...*half of body is gone* grrrr....spyro....

wait, are you really cynder?
no.
:legendh, i was just making sure.
can we get back to the party?
no. wait what? oh, ok.

I love these kinds of things.
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"okay . . . I thought . . . OH CRAP!!!!"

"What?"

"HUNTER!!" grabs and runs, they reach the taco stand

"how much are you paying me?"

"a buck an hour"

"Yessss. Highest payment yet."

"the economy?" *leaves*

"yeah . . ."

2 hours later

"WHERE THE HECK ARE THE CUSTOMERS!?!?"

"better yet, where's the stand go?"

erm . .. it was run over by a steam roller.

HOW!?!?

i thought it would be better in the road where people would HAVE
to stop and get a taco!

comes up "SEVEN TACOS AND TWELVE DRINKS!!!"

& "5000 BUCKS!"

fishes around wallet "I have that and fifty cents in tax"

"SIR YES SIR!!" makes tacos

"thanks, here's the money!"

LOLISM!
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"Great, spyro is forgetting me. and now i wont exist. I'm going to pound his face in..."
dude: "Move it lizard your holding up the line!"
"What line?"
dude: "The line to get your picture taken with teen cynder!"
"I AM TEEN CYNDER YOU NITWIT!"
dude: "No, that's obviously fake..."
Black and pink barney walks by...
dude: "Hi! Cynder! You're awesome!"
palm/face

O.O CYNDER IMITATOR!!!!!!!
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"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH . . . !"

"SHUT UP!!"

"BL-" stops and drools

"erm . . . WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HIM!?!"

"no idea."

attacks "BLARG!"

"WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?" punches 's face

"EEP!! I know what happened now!"

"What did he-"

hits with wing tip

"HE STARED INTO HER AVATAR FOR TOO LONG!!" points at me

Me: "he brought this upon himself."

"While Hunter's being mauled, we need more tacos!"

"I WANNA PLAY!" tackles

"RADASH!!" bites 's ear

"WHAT, ARE YOU SPEAKING GERMAN NOW!?!"

"I'll go make more tacos!" runs off.
"Wait, come back!"
"Why?"
"Your going into the pit!"
"Why pi--- AH!!!" falls.
"The bottomless pit..."
THUD!!!
"So may be it wasn't so bottomless after all..."

:legend:" YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!"
:lsparx: "Hmm I'll Go Get The Taco You Wait Here"
:legend: no wait NOOO..."

ooc: Crap

not bad.

"Ah, nothing like a taco." eats taco.
meanwhile...
"Great how do i get out of here..."
"Spyro! You can't get out by flying due to this programming barrier! You have to take to secret monster infested tunnel!"
"great..."
back at the taco stand...
"I want a taco!"
"Here you go!"
"Yay! here you go!" hands twenty diamonds.
"Thanks! Come eat again!"

i thought we were having a party.

"Settle people, settle. Our new master plan to kill spyro shall begin soon."
"Who put you in charge?!"
"Well! I'm the only Evil dude who lasted three games!"
"And?!"
"I also last three."
"Yea! But for two you were a good guy!"
"Yea! And i should be in charge since i have the best cape!"
and "No! I had the best cape!!!!"
, and glare at each other.
"That's it! I'm in charge!"
"Are you even a Villain?!"
moneybags: "Yea! I evilly made off with tons off gems!"

LOL! NightBlade...
That..
Was..
AWESOME!

Thanks!

finally climbs out of tunnel. "Gosh, i hate sparx."
"Well i hate you too!"
"Wait, what?! I was talking about sparx!"
"Well, I know that you were secretly talking about me."
"I'm not."
"Realy?" "Thats so sweet!"
"What?"
hugs
"Oh god!"
"I love you!" <3 <3
"Spyro i.... you didn't!"
"Didn't do what?"
"YOU DUMPED ME FOR HIM?!!"
"No i didn't, this is not what it looks like!"
"You've been cheating on me for her?!"

and smack
"Oh god!"
"We're done!" turns around and walks away.
"Us too!" Turns around and walks away.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was awesome!!! ^.=.^

Thanks!
x bows x

looks around.
walks by.
"You there! Pinky!"
"Oh no, what is it now?"
"Carry me!"
"Um, WHY?!"
"Because I'm old, fat, and frail!"
"I don't have to, your really heavy and i..."
Jump onto of ember.
"GAH! Your Swashing me!!!"
"Tally Ho!"

Lol! Your a master at this NightBlade!

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this is a good fan-fic too. I wanna try and save it from dying.