darkSpyro

hey I have decided to do a fanfic in which anyone may add on. Any thing is accepted, and remember, use your imagination. I'll start...
It was a beautiful sunny day. What better to do than have Sparkx pester Cynder.
{Sparks} Cynder.
{Cynder} Yeah.
{Sparks} You've gained weight since you defeated malefore.
{Cynder} Great... get lost.
{Sparks} O.K. Which way should I go, fat cake?
{Cynder} North.
{Sparks} I'll freeze. how about south?
{Cynder} Then go.
{Sparks} No, to warm. What about east?
{Cynder} ok, scram.
{Sparks} Well, East has a really nasty swamp. I'll pass.
{Cynder} Go west then. x getting really mad x
{Sparks } Wait! wont I eventually just end up back here? Gee, didn't you learn any thing in school?
{Cynder} x Stomps off to get spyro to kill sparks x

Any one else have any ideas?

Ha! Lolz!

good.
{Malefore} We are gathered here today because we all hate spyro.
{Ripteo} He ruined my evil plans! And my cape!
(Gnasty) I say, he ruined my plan to turn all the dragons to stone and then defeated me when i joined red.
{Red} He defeated my henchmen and me. and apparently turn Gnasty into a Britain. And i had a cool robot battle suit, too!
{Evil Cynder} Yeah!
{Grublin 1} Wait aren't you Spyro's girlfriend?
{Evil Cynder} Um, I am Evil Cynder. Spyro's girlfriend is Cynder moron! x eats grublin 1 x
{Gulp} x burp x Sorry. Dragonfly BBQ.
{Crush} Where did you get it?
{Gulp} Some toasted one on the field where Spyro and Cynder were.
{Everyone except Gulp} I have a plan!
mean while...
{Sparks} so she really thinks you hurt me?
{Spyro} yep. just mumble when you talk to her. she'll for get in a week or so.
{Sparks} Thanks. If you see Cynder tell her I said fat cake. x flies away x
sis you're is great! lol

Luv it!

Hahahahahahahah!

my turn.
{Spyro} You know I didn't kill Sparx right?
{Cynder} What?!
{Spyro} You know I couldn't kill him... but i did hurt him.
{Cynder} Fine. But next tim...
{Strangers} Pizza!
{Cynder} You bought me pizza to beg for my forgiveness, Spyro?! You're the best!
{Spyro} No! I didn't! It's probably a...
{Ripteo} Now!
a paper cage falls on them.
{Ripteo} I have you now dragon! and I will... What are you doing?
{Spyro] x burns cage x next.
Red uses a wooden cage with pink ribbons.
{Cynder} Pink ribbons? What are our villains coming to?
{Red} They ran out of red ones. now you shall pay for your... What the?!
{Cynder}x Cuts cage with her horns. x boring.
Malefore uses metal cage
{Spyro} That is better! X freezes cage x
{Cynder} x breaks cage x
{Malefore} Back to the drawing board.
all villains leave.
{Spyro} They have really gotten worse over the years.
At the evil lair meeting place...
{Sorceress} Sorry I'm later. Had to pick up our evil fighting gear at the cleaners.
{Red} they'll clean them?!
{Sorceress} For an extra dollar fifty, yeah.

continuing...
Hunter, is talking with sparx nearby Spyro and Cynder.
{Hunter} I'm bored. Want to make fun of Cynder?
{Sparx} I already did that.
{Hunter} ok... how about gloating to spyro about me being awesome?
{Sparx} Already done a hundred to many times.
{Hunter} Beat up money bags like spyro did in "Year of the dragon?" And how did I know that?
{Sparx} Sounds fun!
They walk to moneybag's shop.
{Sparx} hello Mr.MB, whats up?
{Money bags} x screams in girly voice x bug! Bug!
{Hunter} calm down! it's just sparx!
{Money Bag's} x screams in even girlier voice x Big talking cat! Ah! x runs away x
{Hunter} you got that on video didn't you?
{Sparx} Yep. To the internet?
{Hunter} To the internet!!!
Spyro was browsing You-Tube and saw this video.
{Spyro} Ahahahahahahhahahaha haha ahaha....
{Cynder} Spyro?
{Spyro} x still laughing x
{Cynder} Are you ok?
{Spyro} x still laughing and then starts choking x
{Cynder} I'm calling Ignitous!
{Spyro} x stops laughing and look terrified x I'm fine! Don't call him!
{Cynder} What happened now?
{Spyro} Um, I accidentally burned down the temple...
{Cynder} What?! I am calling him NOW!!!

lol lol lol lol lol, i love ignitus. "Why did you hit your self?" Cynder: I didn't you did!" Any way.
{Dark Spyro} Time to die ignitus!
{ignitus} Not you to... Cynder already tried to kill me... Wait. a minute! Aren't i stronger than you?
{Dark Spyro} Er... yes. x turns into regular Spyro x Oh boy! x run away from ignitus. x
{Sparx} Hunter is the camera running?
{Hunter} You bet! So what do you think the saddest spyro and cynder music video is?
{Sparx} The Legend of spyro Memories, by draigan55. Besides... I like the song. Within Temptation's songs are so beautiful. What about you?
{Hunter} Um, I would have to say, Spyro do you like waffles.
{Sparx} ok then...

Sparx and Hunter are running as fast as they can with Cynder close behind.
{Hunter} we need to make it to malefore's lair!
{Sparx} Are you nuts?! We need to get to ripteo's!
{Evil Cynder} Neither will save you!!!
{All Evil guys} Attack!!! x sees sparx and hunter running from Evil Cynder x Retreat!!!
meanwhile...
Ember walks in the room Spyro and ignitus are still tied up in, luckily without music and horrible singing.
{Spyro} Ember! Help!
{Ignitus} Save us!
{Ember} Spyro your all chained up I'll just... x thinks a moment x ... Take you to my house where we will be happy forever, without Cynder.
{Spyro} Um, that's ok. we'll just stay here you go home and... er ... put on make up or something.
{Ignitus} What going to happen to me?
{Ember} You'll see...

At Embers girly house in the meadow.
{Ember} What color should the wedding cake be? Purple or pink? or a mixture of the two?
{Spyro} Neither.
{Ember} your right it should be white!
{Spyro} That's not what i had in mind! Let me go!
{Ember} Why would i do that? Now your mine forever! Now what kind of flowers do we want? Daisies or for-get-me-nots?
{Spyro} None of them, no wedding, please!
{Ember} We will have a wedding!!! We'll have roses!
{Spyro} HELP!! SOMEONE!!! I'M TRAPPED WITH EMBER!!!
{Ember} Now, now Spyro. don't make me use the darts the calm you down.
{Spyro} AH!!!
{Ember} Well, after the mage i hired is done with you, you'll see things my way.
{Spyro} HELP!!! HELP!!! SHE'S CRAZY!!! HELP!!!
{Ignitus} Be quiet, at least your not going to be her Butler for the wedding.
{Ember} Well, back in your cage now, my beloved husband to be. x drags Spyro into a cage with pillows and a blanket x sleep well, or I'll make you. after all tomorrow is your appointment with the mage.
{Spyro} AHHH!

lol.
{Ember} Wake up, Spyro!
Spyro wakes up to find he is still in Ember's house in a cage.
{Spyro}0 AH!!! IT WASN'T A NIGHTMARE!!!
{Ember} Don't you mean a good dream? Time for breakfast! Then to talk about what we will name our children!
{Ignitus} I see why Spyro thinks this is bad. Why on earth did you dye my scales pink?!
{Ember} You look much better like that! Here you go Spyro! x poor cereal in a bowl and sides it in the cage x
{Spyro} I'm not hungry.
{Ember} Ok! I'll get the mage then.
{Spyro} Great T_T. Can't we wait until after the wedding.
{Ember} Well... I guess.
mean while...
{Flame} are you sure you want to have our wedding in the same place as spyro and ember?
{Cynder} positive.

{Ember} Now were married forever!!!
{Spyro} No! I had my fingers... er... claws crossed, so HA!
{Cynder} I'm getting divorced now!
{Ember} You can't do that!
{Spyro} I just did.
{Ember} You are my husband forever!!!! Nothing will take you away!!! x goes into a furry of exploding hearts and ones that are razor-sharp x Not even you spyro!!!
{Flame} Where did you learn to do that?!
{Ember} A rage of passion showed me!!! Any last words?!
{Flame} in fact, um, i do... x gulps hard x Ember, a burning beauty brighter than all else. Her passion for someone who she not belongs with. Why not she see me, when i hold the door for her. The man...er.. teen she calls her beloved, loves another. So why not she see the same light within her, is in me.
{Ember} That was... Beautiful x cries x Why can't you be like that Spyro?!
{Spyro} Because I like cynder...
{Ember} Very well. Mage....
{Mage} x readies wand x
{Flame} I'll love you Ember, more than you'll ever know. <
{Ember} Well, I guess we'll try it. But if it doesn't work out, Spyro, I'm coming for you!

{Spyro} Now you shall pay for taking and eating my waffles that look like pancakes!
{Cynder} They're just waffles! You can make more!
{spyro} never! They are my precious!
{Flame} More precious than your girl friend who isn't ember?
{spyro} good point! you die first!
{Cynder} Great job, Flame... way to go. leave me something nice in your will.
{Spyro} x gets closer for the kill x
{Flame} look gandalf.. I mean ignitus have come to save me!
{Cynder} Hey!
{ignitus} x leap in front of Spyro x You shall not pass! x blast the ground, and nothing happens x Um... have some more pancake-waffles? Man that work better in the movies...
{flame, cynder and spyro} ok then...
{Spyro} x turns to normal x you can have them, i am full any way.
{Flame} really thanks! x sees all plates even his and cynder's empty x HEY!!!
{Cynder} no fair!
{Spyro} Well teenage dragon-dudes eat four time more than anything else.
{Flame} what does that make me?!
{Spyro} Fat.

{Cynder} Hey, Cynder here! ever since this was made only two people are adding on. whats the fun in that?! so if you are reading this you know what to do! also I would like to announce that ember is a psychopath! Bad chic. Bye.
seconds later...
{Ember} Ember in the Computer! Me and spyro broke up. yeah, he toke it real hard. so hard he called me crazy and flew away. well i know he want to get back together so, i am willing to forgive him! And add on people or i'll go crazy! and if you see flame, he needs to give me back the dollar he borrowed. Bye!
seconds later...
{Flame} I don't need to give cynder money!
moving on...
{Spyro} Why are you interviewing me now! I'm in the restroom?!
never mind....
{Sparx} Cynder the fat-cake, is the fattest of us all!
lovely...
{Hunter} Will some one add on... I'm bored. bored enough to go to nick Jr.com so do something.
And now a word for our sponsors...
{Mr. Money Bags} Spend all your gems here... or I'll steal them!

{Every one except spyro, cynder, flame, and ember} x still singing x
{Cynder} I've had enough!!!
{Ember} agreed!
{Flame and Spyro} y.. you... you a-agreed?!
{Cynder and Ember} This singing is terrible and We'll put a stop to it!
{Everyone except spyro, cynder, flame, and ember} x still singing x
{Cynder} Hey ember you what!
{Ember} What!
{Cynder and ember} We agreed!
{Everyone else} AHHH!!!! The end of the world is nigh!!!! AHHHH!!!
{Cynder} That worked... you don't think....
{Ember} No.
{Cynder} good, i hate you ember.
{Ember} I hate you, too.
{Cyril} Wait is ignitus is in this, why isn't he dead?
{Ignitus} Good-bye, and thanks for the cash! x flies away x
{Every one} x checks wallets to find them empty x
{Spyro} my pay check way in there....

{Hunter} Chief! Your floating?!
{Chief prowlus} yes. Aren't i more awesome than you mortal?
{Hunter} You are mortal, too.
{Chief prowlus} prove it.
{Hunter} x scratches chief p. x
{Chief} OW!!!!
{Hunter} proved it.

{sparx} ewww!!! gross!!! Sick!!! you two are making out!!!
{Hunter} I agree!!! I am blind!!! well, actually i am jealous. but still. ewww!!!
{Cynder} turds!
{Spyro} Well, i hope they learn their lessen.
{Cynder} which one?
{Spyro} they one where if you eavesdrop you get sent into a pit.
{Cynder} what?
{Sparx and Hunter} x fall into pit screaming x
{Spyro} like that.

ha ha ha ha hahah ahah hahah haha haha hahahahaha haha ahahaha. I'm writing.
{Cynder} I didn't call you a pigeon!!! Whats wrong with YOU!!!
{ignitus} and now you call me a Bub?! Your going down!!!
{Sparx} hunter, pass the popcorn.
{Ember} this is my chance. Mage zap them.
{Mage} x zap x
everyone forgets what happened in the last few minutes. except for ember and the mage.
{Ember} x grabs spyro x lets going my darling!
{Cynder} What the...? did i loose to ember? why are you dark ignitus?
{Flame} ember, i brought... ember? not again. oh well, off to get ember.
{ignitus} i must been mad at sparx... Time to die sparx!!!
{Sparx} Wait!! What?!! AHHH!!! x runs from mad ignitus x

i fell out of my chair, laughing.

{Ember} Spyro, meet your doom!!! mahahahahahaha ahahaha!!
Apparently ember wasn't switched back to normal...
Spyro is dangling over lava, ember black with broken hearts and is adult.
{Spyro} I thought you liked me?!
{Ember} things change, Little Dragon! Any last words?
I actually like her better this way...
{Spyro} Whose side are you on?!
hers.
{Spyro} I thought you were my fan?!
I am. but you got to love the villains every now and again.
{Spyro} ok that is enough. fix her!!
come on... shes cool
{Spyro} now.
fine.
Ember goes back to normal.
{Ember} wha... what? spyro! cynder did this to you! I'll kill her!!! x runs off x
{Spyro} wait! Help! I'm still here! You!!!
i am evil. see ya spyro
{Spyro} No!!! Come back!!!

{Cynder} Spyro, what are you doing hanging there?
{Spyro} Ember.
{Cynder} Oh. here... x helps spyro up x
{Spyro} Thanks.
{Cynder} It was nothing.
{Spyro} ok. So why are you here?
{Cynder} How about a "Thank you?"
{Spyro} For what, you said,"It was nothing."
{Cynder} that's not what i had in mind.

Ok.....
So? What do I do?
You do nothing. EMBER!
Yes Spyro my beloved darling?
Gimme Cynder's necklace please. By painting it, you're not doing a very good deed to a friend of mine.
*sighs* Ok, here you go Cynder *gives Cynder her necklace back*
Happy now you two?
Yes, especially since she couldn't wear my necklace for a day! *pokes tongue out at Ember
*bursts into tears*

lol.
{Hunter} Don't you just love girl rivalry?
{Sparx} Ya. Shall we?
{Hunter} We shall.
moments later...
{Sparx} Cynder.
{Cynder} Not you again.
{Sparx} I just came here to tell you that Ember said,"Cynder plays with barbie dolls!" To the whole town.
{Cynder} I'll kill her! x turns dark and runs off x
meanwhile....
{Hunter} Hey Ember.
{Ember} Can it wait? I am frolicking in the meadow!
{Hunter} um, well, Cynder said you an annoying turd to the whole town.
{Ember} I'll get her! x turns even pinker and runs off x
{Hunter} I didn't know she could get more pink.
in town...
Cynder and Ember are fighting while sparx and hunter are filming it.
{Cynder} so i play with barbie dolls, huh!
{Ember} I never said that! So i am not an annoying turd?
{Cynder} well, you are but i haven't said that. you don't think...
{Ember} I do. Boys!!!
{Cynder} yep. KILL THEM!!!
{Hunter and sparx} AHHH!!! x runs away with cynder and ember chasing x