darkSpyro

Okay, here's the plan: Any and all who want to participate are more than welcome. All you have to do is post up to three sentences. The sentences have to do with one big Legend of Spyro story. You may use any character from any Spyro game, but it is based on the Legend of Spyro universe. Got it? Okay, I'll start.

Spyro and Cynder lay under their favorite tree. Cynder was clawing pictures in the dirt, and Spyro was blowing smoke rings.

"You know Spyro, I think we should go and do something exciting again; it has been far too long since we did anything exciting" Cynder decided aloud.

Spyro smiled back at her in nearly the same thought, "What do you have in mind?"

(Alright, somebody else take over now, and yes that was only three sentences )

"Hmm....." Cynder thought. "Mabey we should go back to places we havn't been since we defeated Malefor."

Suddenly, a loud roar echoed.

"What do you think that was?" Cynder asked Spyro.
"I don't know, but this might be our chance" Spyro answered and flew off.

was that 3?

Cynder flew behind Spyro.

"oh it was just a forest fire"cynder said. "what do you wanna do now?"

OOC: Karen, a fire dosn't ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.> *hand/face*

"fires don't roar!" spyro said

"oops i meant to say bear" cynder replied

Sparx flew up to Spyro and Cynder. "I almost got eaten alive!" He exclaimed.

"good" cynder joked.

"Ha Ha very funny" Said sparx frowning

all the elders tried to escape five died a hand ful of them lived spyro frowned AND SAID "YOU KNOW CYNDER I ONLY SEE THIS IN VIOLENT MOVIES AND HALO"

"ya me too this feels wrong" said cynder "what do you mean" said spyro

"well shuoldnt we help the elders" cynder said "no way they got it covered" *elders r shuffling around malefor graps vollteer*

"see volteer is gonna shock malefor right now" said spyro

malefor squeeses volteer volteer explodes in a big nasty bloody pop leaving a big nasty bloody mess

^ lol Mental image...

Spyro yowled. "Noooo, Volteer!"

"we have to find out whats killing everybody"Exlamed spyro

"Gee, Spyro," Cynder said. "I think it's Malefor!"

"what ever it is we can fight it later, right now im on vacation" spyro relied then he *puts on sun glasses and layes down in the sun*

"Spyro!" Cynder exclaimed. "Ah, you're useless."

"sparx help cynder out" spyro sighed "with the two of you gone then maybe i can get some peace and quiet" Cynder and sparx frown

Ember saw Spyro. She ran towards him yelling, "Spyro! Hi!" "Goodbye vacation..." Spyro muttered.

sparx smiled "oh spyro your girl frind is here" spyro frowned

ember walked up to spyro "hello spyro sweety" cynder jumped out of the bushes butt naked "spyro something tore off my clothes" ember's mouth is open
"im out of here" said spyro "oh cat fight" yelled sparx

sparx is watching smiling grabs diary or his so called journal and wrote : " dear siary, i get watch some naked ladies fight over my best friend its very fun spyro doesnt let me see this stuff , but what he doensn't know wont hurt him!!!"

TWO HOURS LATER
ember and cynder are on the ground with black eyes
"did you have fun ladies" spyro asked
cynder got up "im fine, but id ont think ember is"
spyro smiled "who cares"

ember frowns and holds up a black thing
"oh my god is that a gun!?!?" said cynder "maybe it is maybe it isnt" said ember
ember tries shooting cynder but has ceriosly bad aim
"haha"said cynder
spyro falls to the ground holding his stomach sreamin "i got shot thirty time someone heeeelp meeee" said spyro
cynder frowned

cynder knocked ember out ember fell over
later spyro is all better
"i say we kill ember" yelled spyro. they all looked at spyro

"What?" Spyro said. "She's annoying."

"ya what every spyro" cynder said
"umm sorry to interrupt your little talk" said sparx "but the elders

"What about the elders?" Spyro asked.

"they are being killed in the temple" yelled sparx "oh ya right ill get on top of that" said spyro

"i still say we should kill ember" spyo muttered

"I agree," Cynder muttered.

"Then we should! Ember dies!"

"Hello? Aren't we a little busy? Aren't the elders in danger?"

"As much as I want to kill Ember I think Sparx is right -- we have to save the elders."

"nah the elders will be fine, they are stronger than us. lets go kill ember!"spyro replied

yea!
what are you doing here flame?
sorry, i was bord, but if you don't want me i guess i'll go help ember. *walks away*

*talking about Flame* "Well, that was random."

"Anyway, LET'S KILL EMBER!"

*face-palm*

Ember! spyro and cynder want to kill you.... what are you doing?
(is covored in kitchen suplies) LET'S ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
YEA! CHARGE!!!!!!!
*both run at spyro and cynder*

*grabs mashine gun* "lets do it!"

he has a machine gun?! sorry ember, but i'm on his side! *changes sides*
what the heck...

here flame take this bazooka and hit ember with it!

*goes through ember*
WHAT THE CRAP!!!!!!!

I HAVE BOMBS! SHOOT WITH BOMBS! *maniacal laughter*

I DECLARE WAR! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

: ima crap you ember down to @#$%

: crap you spyro crap you all!! i will kill you all one day

cynder: send in the secret weapon!!!

:fires sparx

sparx: flys over ember and craps all over ember

ember: oh !@#$% dragon fly gung!!!

Take that pink monster down! *maniacal laughter*

Send me in again! I'll get her worse this time! *more maniacal laughter*

shoots Sparx again. *even more maniacal laughter*

what has the world come to.*pulls out gun and shoots cynder

lmao...

- Now, now... Is there really a need for all this violence?
- Yes! * shoots Chronicler *

Flame charges malafor, and Sparx used fire breath

*drops dead after Flame shoots her*

"Yes! Cynder must die!"

"WTH o_0 !?!"

how'd you get here?
i have no idea, but this is sure fun to watch! *runs a safe distance away, turns around, and eats popcorn* I could watch this all day!