darkSpyro

chapter one:The Dare Show

i can believe you got us stuck on this thing sparx
its not my fault i didnt know the scratchcard prize was a scam.
sparx everyone knows that the scratchcard prizes are scam. why do you think no one ever buys them?
:host AKA. Ravenouscynder: well sparx maybe you should've been smarter! hello everyone and welcome to the universal embarrasment hour where you can see spyro and the gang have hilarious mishaps. and the best part is you can make up your own mishaps to happen.
i need a request to start.
post the requests in the topic plz

hahahahhaa

yep they're stuck in the embarassment world forced to do others requests and it all because of sparx

Lol . xD how about one where they see Gaul in a dress?

ok its night owl's request
:RC: time to make the spyro characters do something funny to us but horrible to them
NOO!! I CANT STAND IT!! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!! *runs out the door*
:RC: SECURITY!!
*security run out and drag malefor back in and lock he door with 70 different locks*
:RC: just for that you wont be doing the request!
phew!
:RC: buut you will be confined to the torture room *shows malefor a room with barney continuously going on TV*
NOOO!!!!
:RC: *locks malefor in there and you can hear his screams of horror* jeez what a baby, first request. Gaul has to dress up as a lady with makeup and ask spyro on a date!
NOOO!! I WILL OT PUT ON MAKEUP!
:RC: oh barney come in here a moment
no no!!! i'll do it!!
:RC: good little ape! make up department crew! take him to be dressed up!
*gaul is pulled into a room and comes back out with a girly dress and make up*
do i look pretty?
no
:RC: *gives spyro a warning look telling him barney might come to him*
you look lovely gaul
*they go on a picnic*
:RC: psst change of plan you guys have to kiss
NO WAY!!!
:RC: BARNEY!!!
AHH!! *gaul and spyro kiss*
YUCK!!
RC: that ends that request, stay tuned for more hilarious requests!

hahahahahaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Lawls. xD

anyone up for a new request? your choice of course

The Dark Master dressed up as Barney, please.

random but ok
:RC: SECURITY!! let malefor out of there!!
*the security team of crush and gulp bring him out. malefor is half mad*
:RC: good work crush and gulp you two get to go buy yourselves some nachos
:crush: :gulp: SWEET!!
:RC: ok new reques...
MWAHAHA!! I LIKE PINK PONIES!!
:RC: *slaps malefor* TAKE IT LIKE A MAN YOU WHIMP!
:RC: as i was saying the new request is malefor has to dress up as barney
well thats not so bad
:RC: but lets spice it up a little!
uh oh
:RC: malefor will dress up as barney and sing a dumb song for little juvenile kids with large rocks that they get to throw at you!
OH DASH IT THE PAIN!!!
:RC: clothes department!!
*malefor dresses up as barney*
:RC: kids! come in here! lets all pelt barney with your rocks as he sings a dumnb song!
:Kids: YEA!!
*RC walks out of the room* START!
*sings a dumb song while pelted with rocks*
2 HOURS OF PELTING
:RC: ok let him out!
*opens the door and malefor faints on the ground*
:RC: stay tuned for more funnyness

Lol. xD

Lol!

..........

lawls!

Howz about...Spyro asks Ember to marry him? *evil look*

makes kiss ?

right i'll do two at a time for these DC_27 you first

:RC: welcome back to the embarrasment hour!
* reads the request* no no NOO!!
YOU BETTER NOT MAKE HIM DO THAT!
:RC: ¬.¬ barney come here
barney doesnt scare me!
:RC: dora come here with ur stupid talking map!
ok i'll do it! ember, will you marry me?
OH SPYROKUU OF COURSE!!
*the wedding march plays*
:RC: hi im the priest dude!
oh come on!
:RC: well lets get it done with, ember do you take spyro to be ur mate?
IVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR AGES!!!
:RC: *eye roll* and do you spyro take ember to be ut mate, *lower tone* if you object dora and boots will get you.
i do!
:RC: do anyone besides the groom have any reasons why these two should not be wed?
I DO!
:RC: SECURITY!
*security come and tie cynder up*
:RC: now i now pronounce you dragon and mate. you may kiss the bride.
*looks like he's gonna puke. kisses ember*
OH SPYROKUU!!
YUCK!
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ook for this it'll have to be DOTD
spyro and cynder are at malefor's lair.
*grabs cynder* IF YOU DONT KISS ELORA CYNDER GOES BYE BYE!
CYNDER! ok i'll kiss elora
you going to kiss me? IVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY!!
*kisses elora* there happy?
*making out with cynder*
c-cynder? why? I LOVED YOU!
sorry spyro but i love hawt emo men!
:RC: ooh spyro got owned! stay tuned for more universal embarrassment hour!

Lol. xD

lawllerz.

vs !!!

good idea!!!
oh, i know!
ummmmmmmmmmm.................
OH!!!
and against and

after gamingmaster's request.

i nkow! vs barney!

no! here's a good one!
, and against , and !
oh!
falling in love with !!!

lolololol

i'm getting better at this.

and fighting over
u know, cause they usually fight over spyro, not flame. poor flame.

i know! and fighting over !!!! its the opposite way round!

cool!
OH, BEST IDEA EVER!!!
, , , , , , and all fighting over Cynder!
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don't actully want in this topic, just something funny: (plz don't put it, there is a parent block thing on my internet)
:Ember:: y dosn't anyone want to date me?
, , and : *look at Ember...*
read the story
cynder is addicted to spyro
to see where i was going

RUN EMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..... im bored......

hmm.........
what should we do about that?

i dont know... sigh, bored...

hmm.......
lets start an rp!

mkay! ill post it!

what will it be called?

I'll post a link in a sec...

ok.
(oh great. fillers can be so annoying)

oh no! i have to drop my sister off D:

ill post it later, ok?

i found it already.
(ps, i have to get off in less than ten minutes)

Here you go!

OH GAWD TOO MANY REQUESTS!!!
some of you will have to wait

....see ya cyn!
bye spyro! *sigh* hes so cute...
*chuckles* everyone obviously knows spyro likes me best
NUU HE LIKES ME!
HE LIKES ME!!
ME!!
GRRR *cynder pounces on young cynder and starts having a catfight*
:RC: well we'll leave that there for a sec!
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:RC: TIME FOR AN SSBB! & VS &!!
& OH ITS ON!!!
& BRING IT!!!
:RC: LEEETS GET REAADY TO RUUUUMBLE!!!!! *wrestling bell*
*goes after ignitus and throws him into a wall
*gently licks 's face making im infatuated*
wooow
throws him into ignitus
*jumps up and tackles *
:RC: ohh this is good but unfortunately back to the first one!
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*tackles *
AGHH GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE WANNABE!!
*walks into the room and sees & fighting*
WOAH LADIES LADIES CALM DOWN!!
thank you spyro now we can talk some sense into her proving that you like me!
LIKES YOU?! spyro can you plz tell her the truth of that you like me?
yea sorry ladies but i like elemental dragon!
:elementaldragon: *walks in and makes out with spyro*
& *jaws drop*
:RC: WOOAHH! didnt see that coming, now back to the other one!
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*tackles and forces him to say uncle*
:ignitus: UNCLE UNCLE!!!
*throws :ignitus: down and holds him there for three secs*
:RC: ONE, TWO THREE!! YOUR OUT!!
*jabs with her horns and throws him into :ignitus: and holds him there for three secs*
:RC: ONE TWO THREE YOUR OUT!! & WIN!!!
well that ends todays show stay tuned for more universal embarrasment hour!!

rotfl

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

that 1 was so funny! lol
ur so good at making up funny stories ravenouscynder!

lol ha ha ha

i love this topic.

if you love it so mmuch why dont you marry it? JK.

I KNOW! is forced to marry the topic!

thx ppl! your nice!
:RC: welcome back ppls to unviersal embarssment hour for a two-in-one request!
:crowd: WOOOOTT!!!
:RC: looks like we got two more SSBBs!!! first SSBB, VS barney!!
:barney: me? bout damn time!
:RC: barney watch your language!
:barney:sorry ma'am
:RC: and second SSBB its ,& VS ,&
LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUMBLE!!!!
ive been wanting this for years
:barney: BRING IT!!
:crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!
:barney: *jumps on and tries to hold him down*
*breathes earth bomb at barney and knocks him into a wall*
:RC: time to leave that there.
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:RC: in this corner its the TLoS team!
:crowd: WHOOT!!
:RC: in that corner its the classic spyro team
:crowd:FIIGHT!!
:RC: *bell dings* ding fight!!
SPYROKUUU!!
DIE EMBER DIE!!! *throws ember into a wall*
*starts crying in pain*
ember, im sorry
GO AWAY! *makes a face at him*
whatever
*rolls eyes. runs into old spyro and thros him into ember* DIE OLD SPYRO DIE!!
what the heck? i dont even know who you are!
IM EEVILL!!!!
whats up with her?
dude dont ask
your telling me i looked like that? YUCK!!
woow i've really lost myself!
:lsparx damn you!!
:RC: srry its halftime on this request
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:barney: throws spyro into cynder who was convenitatly there
*grabs spyro*
i love you. thx for saving me from the soreness.
anything for you spyro *kisses him*
:RC: OI!! ITS A FIGHT NOT A LOVE STORY1!
*throws barney ad holds him down for three secs*
:RC: YOUR OUT!!
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*bites 's leg of and throws him away*
:RC: YOU WIN!!
,& *sing simutaneously, we are the champions*
:RC: WHOOT!!! I WON ONE MILLION DOLLARS ON A BET!! YUSH!!! STAY TUNED FOR TOMMOROW'S UNIVERSAL EMBARRASMEN HOUR!!
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im looking for a second host for when im away. anyone intrested?

Lolz. I may volunteer for co-host.

everyone say hello to the new co-host, night owl
remember when im off you get to do it, and spice up the requests like i did.

man, this is so funny.
good luck night owl!

^ ditto with above post

he he he he