darkSpyro

The Wide World of Cornys

Chapter 1
The Walls
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Spyro walked into the wall "Woah! What is this place?"

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Malefor flys away from a mouse and accidentaly flys into the wall. "What is this place?"

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My mom holds a broom high in the air and slaps it down onto me. I get pushed into the floor as my mom randomly blows-up

"What is this place?"

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keep going

I can see where this is going xD.

Hmmmmm
No idea where this is going
But keep going

This is a random topic

Quote: Knight Wolf

This is a random topic

EXACTLY!!!!

Well infact the others right in front of them were the word's "random"

The Wide World of Cornys

Chapter 2
Death
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Spyro walked over to his right. "Malefor?"

Malefor turned his head towards Spyro and ate him. "Yum."

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I walked upside down and made my way to the wall. Suddenly Cynder appeared inside of the wall with me. "What is this?"

"It's your life." I replied

"Oh."

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Malefor saw a red button on the wall "What does that do?"

He walked over to it and stared. Malefor reached up and pushed it.

Everything blew-up

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Pointless enough yet?

It's awesome randomness X3

Really random

yes!!!! longer chapters or shorter? lol

Quote: cornys

yes!!!! longer chapters or shorter? lol

A little longer. lol.

Longer

All Right

The Wide World of Cornys

Chapter 3
Life
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Spyro realized that he was extremely fat. Holy Crap did I blow-up. Malefor destroyed the wall with his blown-up body and everybody went flying off into the sky.

"What is this?" Malefor asked looking down at me

"It's my knife!"I said and stabbed him. Air flew out of his face and he was never seen again.

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Yoda saw three giant hot air ballons floating towards his ship. "Stop"

The ship stopped and Yoda Blew-up "Fun this is"

Yoda ran into Cynder and nothing happened.

"Hello"

"Hi"

I threw my knife at Yoda but missed and it hit Ember who appeared right infront of it. She then promptly dissapeared.

"YES!!!!" I yelled "Ember has to die in every single stupid story. If she doesn't it's a serious story! Now this is stupid!!!"

"No I don't" Ember said comming back to life.

"Yes!!!! Now it's funny!!! Ember always comes back to life. If she doesn't It's just stupid. But now it's funny!!! YESSSS!!!!"

Yoda Pulled out his lightsaber and killed everybody.

I found that somehow funny...o3o

xD Xd xD Xd xD

lol... it was suppose to be... I'll p.m. you guys when I put out a new chapter lol... got to leave now... later

Okay, can't wait xD

This is very random but very funny
Keep it going

The Wide World of Cornys

Chapter 4
The Force
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Spyro came back to life. "What is this?"

Yoda looked at him oddly "Your life, this is"

"No it's not" Spyro launched a fire ball at Yoda and it bounced off of Yoda's lightsaber. It flew straight down and the whole entire world burst into flames.

I looked down. "Cool"

Yoda whispered into Cynder's ear "Is he mentaly sound?"

"No,"

"Ok," Yoda turned towards me. "Warm, that is actually"

Suddely the world dissapeared.

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Malefor landed on the ground. "Wow."

Suddenly he burst into flames. "Cool"

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A cat hit Spyro in the face.

Cynder looked at it intently "I like cats"

Yoda scrated his forhead. "You do?"

"Yeah, dead ones" the cat imploded. "Dang it! I wanted to kill it myself"

"You can" I said suddenly millions of cats appeared. Each of them inturn quickly dying before Cynder could kill them. "Oh, I'm sorry"

Suddenly I died.

Whoa tottly random

Success!!!

Very random but very funny none the less

ROFL I have no idea why I'm laughing...o3o

I'm posting a new Chapter lol

The Wide World of Cornys

Chapter 5
Fatherhood
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Suddely somebody appeared "Yoda, I am your Mother!"

"Oh !@#$" Yoda yelled

"Cornys, Who is that?" Cynder asked.

"I... I think it's Malefor"

The thing was a dragon shaped blowed-up iron lung. Malefor breathed heavily and audiably through it.

"Amazingly tough, are you"

Ember exploded and died. Everybody was covered by her blood.

"Gross!" Malefor yelled then he had a coughing fit

"Yum" Cynder said and liked it all off of her.

Spyro was turned on.

Cynder got jellous "Why can't I go all over you like that?" she asked

"Cause you aren't as sexy as she is"

"What about now?" Cynder exploded and went over everybody

Spyro was turned on

Malefor was turned on

Yoda caught on fire and suddely a rat appeared "AHHHH!!!!!!" Everybody yelled

"Call in the nuclear attack!" Yoda ordered

A whale fell onto them and then exploded.

Spyro was turned on.

Absolutely Hilarious
I would have never thought up of anyhting as crazy as that

lol... and that's why it's the Wide World of Cornys.. lol

Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny?

Nope.

*Laugh's head off*

Hey guys add on to it on your own at will!!!

I'm back in school and hardly have time for the regular writing let a lone this.... I'l stop in to help you guys every now and then though....

Who's going to write chapter 6? lol

Not me...but I really am loving it for no real obvious reason...I must find what it is...

lol..... it makes no logical sence... lol

Omg this is random