darkSpyro

*Is trying to relight a lamp with his electric breath* Come ON.
Ya wasting your time
I have never seen so much F A I L. You've been at this for 67 hours, give it up dude.
Ember: Ya! Come eat tomatoes with meee! *lobs tomato*
NO. Come eat potatoes with me!
.....
O_______________________o Is Volteer being quiet.
Ya. Of course he is.
Ok. Lets play scrabble. I SHALL WIN.
Naw ya DOWNT. *slaps Cyril*
*Letters fall through letterbox*
OH NO! OH NO! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THEEEE HORRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flame: WTF is it?
WE ARE COMPLETELY DOOMED.
Ember: Why? OMG ARE WE OUT OF TOMATOES?
NO.
Ember: Oh, well what's worse than that.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
The el...*dies*
Flame: Give her the bl00dy drug.
Which one?
Flame: Every ****ing drug you Marshmellow Pie.
We're out of.
Flame: WHAT!? OH ****. *dies*
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT!?
It's that time.

THE

ELECTRICITY

BILLS

HAVE

COME!

Aweeeeeeeeeeeeesome!! Please keep going!

Thanks

Say what?!
Flame: Give. Me. The. $%&@#. Gun.
Ember: NO! I need it! Me and my tomatoes must die first.
Smash your piggybanks. On second thoughts, scrap it. Get all your clothes and make yourself a comfy home in the gutter.
Clothes?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhugar.
*opens bill* OMFG!
Flame: *looks* Holy $%&@#!

O
M
F
G
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!
!

HOW MUCH!
Oh %$&@#! 27897686457869678967668
986869060754321656478544946974546383946549766555899000
3269535657856547863586435783645786574657465876478615
810180832593758947589758947547858 MILLION!

Flame: No. It's 27897686457869678967668
986869060754321656478544946974546383946549766555899000
3269535657856547863586435783645786574657465876478615
810180832593758947589758947547859 million.

Ok, so we have to pay 27897686457869678967668
986869060754321656478544946974546383946549766555899000
3269535657856547863586435783645786574657465876478615
810180832593758947589758947547859 million quid to the bill service which, by the way, we do not have as we are all jobless, we prefure to sit at home on the sofa eating NikNaks and not bother with stupid electricity bills. This adds up to one thing.
Everyone: WHAT?
We must fight for the kitchen knife and the first to get it can stick it in their brain before the letter bombs come.
*everyone glances at kitchen knife*
Everyone: *Dives for it*
*grabs it first and holds it in the air*
Hey! Why should he have it, he's been using all the ****ing electricity on that stupid LAMP!
Volteer, you can't talk; you have been sticking your teeth into electronic plugs all year JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. But I see your point, it's MINE! *snatches knife*
Hey look! There's a note! *picks it up* 0_______________.
Everyone: Whatsitsay?!
Wellll....I'll replace every F-ing word with BookieWook. Atthem.
If you don't BookieWook pay your BookieWook electricity bills NOW then I'm prepare to get a BookieWook axe and hack your BookieWook face into 1487 BookieWook pieces. I'm going to BookieWook do that anyway you BookieWook Bookie Face. You haven't payed your BookieWook bills for 12 BookieWook years! I'm going to BookieWook kill you you BookieWook **** head!
Plus, I turned every BookieWook knife and BookieWook axe into rubber with my Telephone Elephant so I can BookieWook kill you my bl00dy self.
O________________________________________________e
Flame:..................................Sh1t.

You've really got a talent for the funny stuff, that was GREAT!!