by darkdragon3809 (darkdragon3809 darkspyro fanfics)
(some bits related to my actual life
)The world of Tranquility was just spinning around slowly just as all the other world around it was. Tranquility was a lush green world with nice little flowers and little bunnys hopping around everywhere...rainbow colours splashed across in the bright blue sky. Birds chirped everywhere in the day, and little crickets at the night...which was KILLING MY EARS!!! I got my claws out and slashed at the little blue bird that was perched next to me. It fell dead on the ground. You wouldv'e imagined a creature like me, darkdragon3809 wouldn't do that, but 've been putting up with this for years. Nonstop sweet little cute noises. It was actually kind of my fault, well not really Here's the story---
CHAPTER 1---
I was bored. So therefore I went on a little ride in my small spaceship. I was actually meant to be going to the creepy side but for some reason I found myself turning to the 'cute' side. It was demented, insane. Whoever thought of these new parts of the galaxy 'creepy' and 'cute' (Maxis I believe) was a real nut.
Creepy Humour and Creepy Horror. My spaceship crash landed here on Tranquility, whoever named this world Tranquility is also a big nut. So, I remained here. My radio equipment and all sort of travel and communication were gone. So I decided to write this. No not a diary, just a sort of thing to keep myself occupied. I actually heard rumours of dragons being around in Tranquility, which was pretty exciting, I've never met a dragon before, a purple dragon that is. Looking at the sun, I judge it's probably around half past 4 in the afternoon, and I'm gonna go look for those dragons, put me out of my misery here. If I find these dragons, maybe they'll join me in turning this dump in a proper world, water to lava, grass to dirt...you might say I'm evil...I'm not*
(Yes, I'm not joking, I am the real darkdragon3809 in the Spore Universe, which a bunch of people in a totally different galaxy on a different planet is creating, with the gigantic big help of Maxis, a giant thing that is creating expansion packs that is used to create more of this universe, soon the release of Galactic Adventures is coming on their planet, Earth...which would be a disaster for both cute and creepy!! So I'm gonna look for these dragons, take off from this stupid world, find my way into that weird galaxy, go to Earth and KILL Maxis!! And I am darkdragon3809 as I keep saying....the real one, supposedly dead along with some other dudes, I think bionicle2809, spyroboy, and some other bunch of freaks from the 'darkspyro.net' world. And what in the galaxy is the 'youtube' world???
)*certain conditions apply
TO BE CONTINUED....
CHAPTER 2
".....so then I be a good brain when I wake up' 'no, if you be a good brain I'll kill you!' 'But I don't want to be insane anymore' dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuu....." I presses paused. This was all I listened to before the day starts. Bionicle2809's 'Moment of Insanity I- I Shot Myself' it was insane. But funny. I got up, and I through the MP3 player out the window. What? I dind't know where to put it! (The MP3 player landed on a pile of....other MP3 players
)Hpmh, maybe I should talk to my brain! That way I don't have to write this! Na....otherwise all of you would be sooo sad that I'm not writing this! I looked at the PSP on top of the wooden desk I had made recently. I turned it on, chose Internet Browser, chose scan. This would scan for a gateway or router I could use to connect to the internet, except they don't have that technology here on Tranquility, I tell you, this world is like a billion years behind us in Mission. Wow!!! A router?? 'sporian-----2% signal strength---No WPA key
Wow. I walked in a direction with my clattering claws clattering on the wood (I lived in a...tree
) '1% signal strength' wrong way. I walked the other way. '2% signal strength' '5% signal strength'. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I screamed as I mindlessly fell from the tree. I unfolded my leathery wings and hovered in the air. Still grasping the PSP. 10% signal strength. I flapped my wings. 30% signal strength. You may be thinking I'm a dragon. I wish I was. Actually, I don't know what I am. All I know about me, was, my name was darkdragon3809 or DD3809, I had extremely sharp claws, for feet, two arms, big wings, a long tail, and I was red. Who the heck thinks I'm a dragon?? If you do, thankyou
I wish I was .60% signal strength. 90% signal strength. I stopped. I sodtly landed on the ground. I looked ahead, and saw...smoke. I ran towards it, and when I was to my destination...100% signal strength. I looked, it was a, spaceship. Maybe I can be saved!!! But as I looked closer, there was no-one in it. Then I realised, it had crashed, just like me a few years back. I looked inside, it didn't seem that damaged. Perhaps I could repair it. I heard the chattering of small 'cute' creatures. Now, there are two types of creatures in our galaxy. There's cute, and creepy. Now I'm a creepy. The difference well, cute are herbivores and creepy are carnivores, understand? If you don't then your stupid
just joking. Now, one that's different two both cute and creepy and one that we both dislike very much is the Grox. For some reason Bionicle2809 was phsyco about the Grox. He loved them. Frankly enough they killed him I'm not sure why the Grox all of a sudden killed my friends. Luckily I escaped. Since then, I never really had much love for the Grox. Anyway. So I looked in the bushes where I heard them. There, I saw they're tinny little faces, feared. I frowned. They screamed and ran. I went back to examining the spacecraft. Midday already. Today was hot. It was well above a 100 degree (celsius) day back at Mission. I knew that for sure, it seemed like around 150 right now.
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