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Spyro:Is that a sparkling vampire?
Cynder:Yes.
Edward Cullen:You got a problem with sparkling vampires?!
Spyro:Well......It kinda ruins the whole "killer" image of a vampire.
Edward Cullen:Well.......I can't help it.
Aragorn:Help me!!!!
Spyro:What the...?!
Aragorn:The dwarf and elf are arguing with another dwarf and elf!!!!
Cynder:Gimli and Legolas are fighting with another dwarf and elf?!
Aragorn:Yes!!!
Legolasur story is better!!!
Arya:No ours is!!!
Orik:Your name is Gimli!What kinda name is that?!
Gimli:What kinda name is Orik?!
Eragon:They've been fighting the whole time.
Gollum:Curse you Ra'zac!!!!We hates it!!We hates those who cheat at poker!!!Give me my preciousss back!!!!
Ra'zac 1:Never!
Ra'zac 2:Agreed!

Oh lordy. TIZ FUNNY!!

Haha! That was genius! xD

Edward:Look,if you don't like that I sparkle then get over it.
Spyro:I can't!
Edward:Well you purple!
Spyro:And...?
Edward:I hate you.
Frodo:Why in the world are hobbits shorter than dwarves?!It's not right!!!
Gandalf:Well,J.R.R. Tolkien wanted to add something cool to the stroy so he made the main characters short helpless creatures.
Frodo:I'm not helpless!!
Edward:Look you dumb dragon,just cause I sparkle doesn't mean I'm not tough!
Spyro: Dude,how can you be tough?
Edward:Look here you dragon,I risk my life everyday making sure that Bella person doesn't die!!!I never get a break!!!!
Eragon:Since when do vampires sparkle?
Edward: Don't you start!!!You're 16,I'm 17!I've been around longer than all of yall!
Arya: Oh really?I've been around 100 years.You?
Edward:108.
Arya: Dang it!

Beautifully spun, my friend.

Spyro:I'm just saying,vampires don't sparkle.
Edward:That's it!*attacks Spyro*
Wolverine: Dude,let's play nice.
Edward:*tries to bite Wolverine*
Wolverine: Okay,it's go time!!!!!*claws come out*
Edward:Ahhh crud.
James:You brought a sanck.
Edward:Bella isn't here.
James:I'm talking about that candy bar in your pocket.
Edward: Oh.
Eragon:So,you're saying my name is a rip off of your name?
Aragorn:Exactly.
Eragon.:Brisingr.
Aragorn:*bursts into flames*AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orik:See?Out human character can use magic!
Gimliur human character is a king.
Arya:Eragon has a dragon and an elf for a girlfriend.
Eragon:Wait,you mean were dating?!YES!!!!!!
Arya:Crap!

That "You brought a snack part" just cracked me up, dude. I remember that from the movie.

loli kinda used the candybar thing from a spoofit wasnt exactley like that,but close

I applaud.

lol xD Pretty funny there.

lolz.

James:Seriously dude,I need a snack.
Edward:Go get your own!

Later......

James:This trap is perfect!
*The trap is a small cardboard box with a Snicker bar in it*
Random Dude:Alright!The feast!*goes to grab*
James:*pulls string*
RD:*is trapped*AHHHHH!!!!
James:He's mine!
RD:Are you gonna suck my blood?!
James:No.You got any candybars?
RD:Wait.....There's a Snickers right here,and you used it as bait?
James:I'm allergic to peanuts.
RD: Oh.Okay,heres a Hershey Bar.
James:Yes!I win!That's right I'm awsome!
Edward: Dude,this is the first person you ever caught.
James:Shhhh!Remember what I told you to say!
Edward:*sigh*Fine.Oh no,run Bella!The hunt is his obsession and he'll steal your candy bar!
Bella:In his dreams!*kicks James's.......personal area*
James:AHHHH!Why'd she do that?!
Edward: Dude,your voice is really high
Spyro:And you sparkle.
Edward:JUST DROP IT!!!

Perfect timing with Spyro saying that.

lolz.im a freaking genuis

I just said that in your guestbook.

Edward:You okay James?
James:Yeah.....
Spyro:So seriously,whats up with the sparkling?
Edward:*chokes Spyro*
Cynder:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!*tackles Edward*
Edward: OW!
James: Dude,just give up.And by the way,why the heck am I not the main character in twilight?I'm so much cooler!
Edward:Cause your a vampire that actually kills people.
James: Oh yeah....
Spyro:Yeah,but at least you don't SPARKLE.
Edward:Grrr......
Gimli: I told you already LotR is better!
Orik:No,the Inheritance Cycle is!!!
Arya:Eragon!!!I'm not kissing you!!!
Eragon:Come on!We're dating!

More.

Include alucarD

whos that?

Quote: Eragon25

lolz.

James:Seriously dude,I need a snack.
Edward:Go get your own!

Later......

James:This trap is perfect!
*The trap is a small cardboard box with a Snicker bar in it*
Random Dude:Alright!The feast!*goes to grab*
James:*pulls string*
RD:*is trapped*AHHHHH!!!!
James:He's mine!
RD:Are you gonna suck my blood?!
James:No.You got any candybars?
RD:Wait.....There's a Snickers right here,and you used it as bait?
James:I'm allergic to peanuts.
RD: Oh.Okay,heres a Hershey Bar.
James:Yes!I win!That's right I'm awsome!
Edward: Dude,this is the first person you ever caught.
James:Shhhh!Remember what I told you to say!
Edward:*sigh*Fine.Oh no,run Bella!The hunt is his obsession and he'll steal your candy bar!
Bella:In his dreams!*kicks James's.......personal area*
James:AHHHH!Why'd she do that?!
Edward: Dude,your voice is really high
Spyro:And you sparkle.
Edward:JUST DROP IT!!!

That bit in bold made me laugh.

i work hard to make you laugh.

AND IT WORKS, MY FRIEND.

YAAAAAAAAAY

You good at this.

add.....Rick James

Eragon:Arya!Come on baby!I got a dragon!
Arya:Yeah,so?
Eragon:Saphira's awsome!
Murtagh:*kisses Arya*Hey babe!What's up?
Eragon:YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HIM?!?!?!?!?!
Edward:Here comes the crying.....
Eragon:*sniffle*But.....But I thought you loved me!WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Edward:Now here comes hatred.....
Eragon:I hate you!I hope you die!
Edward:Then the begging for love........
Eragon: Please love me!
Edward:Then he finds someone else......
*hot girl walks by*
Eragon:HEY!!WAIT UP!!I GOT A DRAGON!!

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Eragon:Arya!Come on baby!I got a dragon!
Arya:Yeah,so?
Eragon:Saphira's awsome!
Murtagh:*kisses Arya*Hey babe!What's up?
Eragon:YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HIM?!?!?!?!?!
Edward:Here comes the crying.....
Eragon:*sniffle*But.....But I thought you loved me!WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Edward:Now here comes hatred.....
Eragon:I hate you!I hope you die!
Edward:Then the begging for love........
Eragon: Please love me!
Edward:Then he finds someone else......
*hot girl walks by*
Eragon:HEY!!WAIT UP!!I GOT A DRAGON!!...AND A DICK!!!!

Fixed.

Dude, that was...just...frickin' awesome.

yeah Continue!

Quote: spyro fan 8

Quote: Eragon25

Eragon:Arya!Come on baby!I got a dragon!
Arya:Yeah,so?
Eragon:Saphira's awsome!
Murtagh:*kisses Arya*Hey babe!What's up?
Eragon:YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HIM?!?!?!?!?!
Edward:Here comes the crying.....
Eragon:*sniffle*But.....But I thought you loved me!WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Edward:Now here comes hatred.....
Eragon:I hate you!I hope you die!
Edward:Then the begging for love........
Eragon: Please love me!
Edward:Then he finds someone else......
*hot girl walks by*
Eragon:HEY!!WAIT UP!!I GOT A DRAGON!!

Fixed.

dont ever do that again.and fixed.

Arya:He just dropped me.....Just like that?!Just cause some stupid girl walked by?!
Murtagh:Actually she was pretty hot.
Spyro:No doubt there.
Edward:Yep.
James:I want her blood!
Edward:You want everyones blood.
James: Oh yeah....
Spyro:At least he doesn't spar-
Edward:*knocks Spyro out*
Orik:I'm telling you,we're better!We have-Why's Spyro on the ground?
Edward:No reason.Hey,did you see that hot girl?
Gimli:I did!
Orik:We both did.
Legolas:I saw her to!Hey,where's Eragon?
Aragorn:I'm right here.
Legolas:I said Eragon.
Aragorn: Oh.
Frodo:Why am I so short?!
Cynder: Don't worry,one day you'll be the voice of the most famous purple dragon ever.
Frodo:Really?!
Jak:Hey guys!
Edward:Hey,another elf!
Jak:What did you call me?!
Edward:An elf.
Jak:*turns into Dark Jak*
Daxter:What did I say about making him angry?!
Edward:Um.......
Murtagh:*knocks Jak out*Back to anger management classes.
Arya:What a jerk!Forgetting me like that!I'm an elf!One of the most beautiful creatures on earth!
Saphira:You're not that amazing.