darkSpyro

Welcome to the end of the world!
You sure you don't want some coffee?
Oh, why not! But a French Vanilla would do for me.
Okay, I'm getting some coffee for me through. Promise not to end the world untill we're done our drinks?
*pouts* Okay, fine but be fast so I won't get bored!
How about Cynder entrains you while I'm gone?
Why me! And I have to come with you!
Oh yeah, that magical binding thing...let me take it off. *uses powers to make magical collar dissapear*
Let's run for it! *runs but then is pulled by a collar that is connected to her and malefor *
*evil laugh* Now you can never leave me!
*sneaks out*
Don't forgot those drinks Spyro!
*turns into dark cynder and starts chasing malefor around*
Mommy! HELP ME! MOMMY!

Spyro at Tim Horton’s

Volteer, I didn't know this was your new job!
Hey Spyro! Oh yes it is and it's the most awesome job ever!
I would like a French Vanilla, coffee the way I like it and a donut with Cynder's face on it, please?
That would be one thousand dollars.
O.O *faints, then gets up again*
Yeah, the financial meltdown has taken it's toll on the prices. Can you do half price?
Here goes all of my money...but anything for a donut of Cynder to eat. *gives five hundred dollars*
Thanks for shopping at Wall-mart! Oh man, wrong place...
*is the boss* Don't make me kick your -
*escapes just before cussing starts*

more!

Back at Malefor's lair...

Uncle! Uncle! I said it!
Okay...fine! *turns normal*
I'm back! *sounds like he is singing*
YES! YES! I'm so happy! *wags tail like puppy*
Don't tell me you got a donut of me!
*hides donut bag* No, not this time. *fake smile*
French Vanilla! French Vanilla NOW!
O.O *hands French Vanilla to malefor*
*wags tail*
Are you sure you didn't get a donut of me?
No I didn't, would you like that I got a donut of you?
Maybe, matters if you have.
*shows donut to cynder* *wags tail*
I love you honey! *smirks, then turns into dark cynder*
So why are you dark, Cynder?
*crushes donut and starts hitting Spyro with tail* Fight back! Fight Back! Why don't you fight back?
Because I have nothing to fight for expect the death of my beloved donut! *turns into dark spyro*
& *starts fighting*
*cries* I...spilled...my...French Vanilla! *cries* The world has to end now!
& *turn back into normal and stops fighting*

Music: DUN DUN DUN!
Person: What next?

ohhh this is good...

lmao funny weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

AWESOME!!!

Here's more:

No! No! I'll get another French Vanilla for ya!
*sniffle* I see we share other qualities other then that of our color...we both are generous! And kind!
No you'll never be like me!
Shut up Spyro!
*in trouble child act* I'm sorry mommmy! *eyes water*
*sighs* You better get Malefor that coffee!
IT'S A FRENCH VANILLA!
Rawr...

Spyro at Tim Horten`s drive thru

Welcome to Tim Horten`s, may I take your order?
Where's Volteer? Didn't he work at the drive through as well?
He retired.
Oh, I see. I would like a French Vanilla and...
AND?
SAVE ME! HE IS COMPLETELY INSANE!
is that Volteer in there?
One second. *beating sounds can be heard* *beating sounds stops* No.
Okay, I was hearing things.
Please finish your order!
*whispers* And a Cynder donut.
That would be all your money.
*sighs* Anything for another Cynder donut.

Back at Malefor's lair...

HONEY, I'M HOME!
OH MY MALEFOR! WELCOME HOME HONEY!
I LOVE YOU!
Idiots!
I LOVE YOU MORE!
I think I'm going to commit suicide...
*thinks: so I can eat my Cynder Donut! Yeah!*

Person: Stay tunned!

Wow,nice I think the world will end,by donut's fault

Maybe I'm better at comedy then I thought? you'll see.

French Vanilla! You've returned to me my love!
*partol opens up and the Original spyro shows up* That sure didn't work out well!
OH MY GOD! There's a ugly thing in here!
It's you...Spyro!
You look like some kind of dinosuar...other 'me'.
That's not me! He's too...tooo...purple!
Oh no, you are more purple then me!
Oh no no no! You are the purple purple one of doom!
I'm purple too...
More like a pinkish color...
I LIKE AGREE! LIKE RIGHT? HE'S SO LIKE PINK!
o.O You...are...crazy...
*takes a drink of French Vanilla* *stops* O.O This is...this is...
& & ... *waits*

Three hours later...

COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *commits suicide *
Is he...O.O
O.O Yep.
I'm outta here...O.O...*runs away*
Boy that was easy! *watches other Spyro escape* Same here!!!! *runs away*
*is still linked to mally* I HATE YOU!!!!
I love you.........................................
I can still hear you yell CYNDER DONUT! Spoilers don't work here!

Minutes later...

Oh yeah...forgot to save the world...
world: *is going to get destroyed in five seconds*

Person: DUN DUN DUN!
Music: You bleep! It's my job!
Person: Whatever! Stay tunned for more!
Music: I need a new job...

LOL, PC!!!

Well this isn't my world, so don't look at me.
If the world is destroyed then my CYNDER DONUT is destroyed...it's worth saving. But what should I do other me?
I don't know...SAVE THE WORLD!
*whispers* Save the world...save the world...save the world...save the world...save the cynder donut...save the cynder dount...save the cynder dount...SAVE THE CYNDER DONUT! IT'S YOUR DESTINY! THE WORLD DOESN'T MATTER, THE DONUT DOES!
It's too much! I can't do it!

Meanwhile at Tim Horten's....

*evil laugh*
I knew it would be you! I KNEW IT!!!
Don't hurt us!
Mwhahahahahahah! I get all the Tim Horten's in the world!
Really?
YOU ARE INSANE! SAVE ME FROM THIS INSANITY!
AND all the donuts in the world will be made from you two's internal organs!
That's just...gross...
THAT'S INSANITY!
I-
INSANITY!
I SHOULD HAV-
INSANITY! INSANITY! INSANITY! INSANITY! INSANITY!
Why don't you just go to that Cynder shrine you made?
YES! SHE IS MY GODESS! *runs off giggling*
O.O I didn't know Volteer really had a...shrine of CYNDER! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! *commits suicide *
*shifty eyes* Well I have a shrine of Spyro...but CYNDER? DUDE THAT'S JUST SICK! *commits suicide *

At Cynder Shrine...

Cynder! Mynder! Synder! Kynder! Fynder! My godess, please take this ball of cheese! *puts ball of cheese in front of a Cynder picture*

this is to funny
Cynders not that ugly

Too funny you say? Well, okay maybe when I read this whole thing over I almost LMAO because well...for how funny I find it and because I go "I guess I am insane after all...oh, yeah right!" *rolls around laughing*

Cynder's not ugly...

World: HELP ME YOU BLEEP SPYRO! SPYRO! SPYRO! SPYRO! BLEEP!
Let's see what the Cynder donut has to say about that...
SAVE THE FLIPPIN DONUT!
SHUT UP GHOST IGNITUS!
*whines*
Want some cheese with that whine?
OH SURE!!! Some real wine as well.
& *goes to have a wine and cheese party*
Okay, so it's me and you CYNDER DONUT, what should I do? *peeks into brown bag to look at the Cynder donut*
*trying to sound like a donut...* SAVE TEH WORLD AND SAVE ME, THEN CRUSH ME! AND KISS THE REAL CYNDER!

At Malefor's lair...

Hope that worked! Now I need something to do!
ME! ME!
NO ME! ME!
YOU...YOU...YOU...TWO GO AWAY!
YOU ARE STILL CONNECTED TO MALEFOR...so
You can't do anything about US pests bother you every minute of the day!
& MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! hahahahahahaha!
*blasts the two Sparxs with Fury breath*
I'M GOING DOWN!
Maday! Maday! MADAY!

Person: WHEN IS THIS GONNA END?
Music: Next timmme isssss thheee lasttttttttt chhhapter!
Person: NO! NO! NO!
Music: DUN DUN DUN! Know what my job is now?
Person: What? *smug look*
Music: THE PUNISHER!
Person: Nooooooooooooooooo!
Music: *evil laugh*

PC!!!

rofl
rofl
rofl
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
i nearly fell of my chair each chapter

COOL 1 HEY HOW DO U DO THOSE ICON PICTURES OF SPYRO AND CYNDER LIKE U HAVE IN YOUR STORY?

Quote: karen f

COOL 1 HEY HOW DO U DO THOSE ICON PICTURES OF SPYRO AND CYNDER LIKE U HAVE IN YOUR STORY?

i think you do this: (i'm putting spaces in between them so it dosn't turn out a picture)
is : l e g e n d :
is : y c y n d e r :
is : m a l e f o r :
is : l s p a r x :
get it?

ok i'll try that legend:
ycynder:
malafor:
lsparks:

what? uh it didnt work * is con fused*
o i'll try again

0.0 yes it worked ! oops i forgot about the edit button 0.0 * is super embarraced

Don't triple post. Edit the first one. The edit button is under the post, to the left.

she just joind 2 days ago. it's ok. If she was on here for a month, then that wouldn't be verry smart.