darkSpyro

What if the TLoS world met the Mario world? Or maybe Sonic? What would happen? What sort of legend would be created? You decide! Make up jokes (like (for example) Mario and Spyro arguing), or write fascinating stories!

ENJOY!!!!!

Okay, here's one:

*Mario and Spyro are arguing over a gem.)

Spyro: It's MY job to collect the gems!

Mario: I want a turn!

*Cynder comes*

Cynder: Woah, woah woah. What's going on here?

Spyro *in whiny tone*: he wanna collect gem! my job!

Luigi *in distance*: I can't sleep!

Mario *also in whiny tone*: me wanna turn!

Bowser *also in distance*: SHUT UP!!!!!!

*Sonic arrives.*

Sonic: Ok, ok, look. No one gets the gem, okay?

*Spyro torches Sonic, who hides behind Cynder. He steps on her tail, causing her to hit Mario with poison, who rams Spyro, who angrily breathes electricity, which wakes up an angry bed-head Luigi, who uses inappropriate language, which bothers Cynder, who uses wind, which startles Spyro, who uses ice, which wakes Bowser, who frightens Cynder, who uses fear, which wakes Peach, who steps on Spyro's tail, who uses earth, which activates a trigger, which causes the world to explode.*

Cynder and Sonic *in unison.* *as world is exploding.* *to Spyro and Mario.*: You just had to have that gem, didn't you?

Moral: SHARE!!!!!!

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hilarious!!!

Thanks! Why don't you think of one?

writers block.

Ooh, too bad. Well, don't worry, I'll write more soon, but I'm really busy.

Funny

and plus I don't know any other worlds like mario and crash bandicoot or sonic because I've never played them.

Awww......

Hey, did you know that Crash is from the creators of Spyro? If you go into Spyro's Lair on spyrothedragon.com and click on some fruit, it brings you to the spyrothedragon.com version of Crash!

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As for your signature:

Awwwwwwwwww......................

Rayman: RUN!

[DR CORTEX and the RAVING RABBIDS appear]

RABBID: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Crash Bandicoot: oh deer