darkSpyro

for example, when i was little, i convinced another kid during a storm that the sound was giant monsters stomping around and they were coming to kill us <3

I told people I was from Detroit. I wasn't. I told people I got hit by a car and died from Jay walking too

i killed 9 people in the Bayou in the summer of 87

i really wasnt a big fan of pranking people when i was a kid unless they pranked me first or were bullies who i thought deserved it my all time best favorite prank was on accident there was a boy in my life when i was younger he was one of my biggest bullies so i knew trying to prank him normally wasnt a good idea because the amount of torture i would be put through afterward was going to be 10x whatever i did he was older than me bigger than me and i was like a 5-10 year old scrawny little weak little girl... all of that just makes this even better to me

so headed out one day there was a pattern he would walk out first and i would be behind him only this time he was having one of his moments he was picking on me the hair ruffles making fun of some other stuff i wont get into makes a joke and cracks up about it while walking out i get upset stop paying attention but me being the clumsy kid i was i trip on the door frame WHOOPS there i go ah! i fall down and reach out in front of me i reach mindlessly but toward him to maybe get his help i grab something? but still hit the floor OW suddenly laughter... ah... of course i embarrassed myself now everyones laughing at me nope theyre laughing at him on the way down i grabbed his pants and when i hit the floor so did his pants ehehehehe totally by accident but i had the best timing for pantsing him i ever could have had i laughed a bit once i realized it and the people with us thought it was the cutest thing ever but he was so embarrassed he totally went off on me telling me how terrible that was and i shouldnt do things like that meanwhile it was a total accident but hey

that one for the last 20 some years has always been my favorite and it was so me to do a prank but an accidental prank and not an an innocent person but a reprehensible bully too i reflect on that to remember that i can indeed prank