darkSpyro

Why do you like pickles so much?

I actually don't like pickles tbh because the flavor is just too strong and vinegary. I also don't get the types of pickles used in fast food burgers because the ratio is never enough to fulfill every bite.


Like look at this picture of a burger I found on Google images. Unless you look like a Canadian from south park there is no possible way for each bite to have the perfect combination of patty, bread, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, ,pickle, and tomato. Which is a real shame because pickles add the weird acidic flavors pickles add makes a burger better.

However I do live in the abortion hating state of Texas and can confirm that pickles are very popular here. In fact they are so popular here that you can buy them in movie theaters that look like

Just imagine it. You are in a movie theater watching black swan. The main lead is doing this beautiful dance where she is coming of age and finally pushing away from people with control. Her mom, her trainer, her whole nice girl persona. She is finally free from it all as she transforms into an ugly horrific black swan being. And then you hear a guy take a big crunchy chunk out of his 6 inch wide juicy thick green pickle. Slurping th juices out of the bag as the vinegar splashes and stains his shirt.

Pickles have been a good in this world for ever thousands of years originating from Mesopotamia. However after being part of the new world that Christopher Columbus started the dutch took a liking to preserved delicacy. In fact the ditched prizes pickles a lot. They liked it so much that they had lands dedicated to growing cucumbers to create pickles I'm what is now known as new York city. It doesn't end with the French however. Thomas Jefferson and Napoleon have been stated to love pickles too. And then we get into the 1800s where the mason jar was invented. And soon after that the creation of the pickle packers international which was a trade organization made specifically for pickling around the world. And during world war II the us was constantly sending pickles to troops and made 40% of the pickles in the country consumed.

But wait a minute. Why would the military during war world II need pickles? Is it healthy for them? Well maybe because apparently players of the NFL team the Phillies alpha eagles beat the Dallas cowboys in 2000 as the result of drinking pickles.

Buuuuuut here's a common thing with pickles throughout history. Its always being used during great expeditions. Think about it. Columbus brought it over during his great voyage. Jefferson while being in a the American revolution. Napoleon and causing the death of so many British people. American soldiers during the greatest war in the world's history. Pickles can last and taste just as good during these long periods of struggle or conflict. No matter what they just never expire.

I believe pickles are a beloved American snack because they just never expire. You buy a jar and you can still be eating pickles until the end of the year. There are always there and will still taste as good as the day you bought them. That and they look like ninja turtles dicks

That was genuinely very insightful, I had no idea Americans went so far as to eat them in theatres. You have cemented the fact that pickles are responsible for every catastrophe. Thank you, **** pickles.

i did not know americans are known for liking pickles