pretty sure this existed in fact pretty sure i made it but here it is
1. dark is just as addicted to the site as your average user that s why he hasn t shut it down
2. dark and gary are one and the same
3. there s a criminal syndicate of furries and darkspyro is one of their chains (dark does not know this they re in the shadows)
4. darkspyro is a social experiement gone horribly right
5. BlackNight and BlackWing really were the same person
6. Erika was a vengeful spirit that i accidentally summoned to the board
7. i don t actually speak english i use a combination of google translate and DeepL and on my phone Babbel to put sentences together for you
8. Carmelita Fox is actually a fox
9. Samius has secretly dated every girl on the forum
10. CAV was an android from the future when vocaloids share the earth with humans
11. SonicBrawler does remember me and remembers my sonic opinions and is just holding on to it for future blackmail
12. Observer is still observing us
13. Seros is osama bin laden and is still alive
14. Alex is not a dark alt but his twin brother Alex they were were born Alex A. Alex and Alex A. Alex
15. when you are banned from darkspyro you go to neither heaven nor hell but what you see is only "Mu"
16. there is a live action drama currently being written based on darkspyro season 1 is set to cover the event of the beginning of darkspyro up until late 2011 as Skylanders begins air date is September 2022
17. the US and British goverment monitors this site and others for criminal users but only acts once the community discovers it being banned will eventually lead to your arrest
18. Razz was actually a huge dawn of the dragon fan but was too shy to admit it
19. Aura24 was an angel sent to ds to try and save it but heaven took her back realizing this place was a lost cause
20. the anime "Prison School" and "Deadman Wonderland" were written by former users of darkspyro
21. Danny is in fact actually a girl
21. Lindsey has the darkspyro deathnote and has been writing users names in it since 2007 that s why users get banned
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > darkspyro crack theories
LeewweewoowheeH Gold Sparx Gems: 2325 |
#1 Posted: 03:35:24 18/11/2021 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 03:39:21 18/11/2021
dark owns an nft
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LeewweewoowheeH Gold Sparx Gems: 2325 |
#3 Posted: 03:40:55 18/11/2021 | Topic Creator
maybe dark IS an nft!
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#4 Posted: 13:53:05 18/11/2021
perfect love it top notch
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#5 Posted: 19:28:39 18/11/2021 | Topic Creator
Quote: Jaggedstar
thank you thank you bows bows hi hi hi hi! Quote: Drawdler
Quote: Drawdler
first one is trippy that would be a good twist but lets mix it with the second one YOU are the one who hijacked dark s account BUM BUM BUM
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#6 Posted: 00:03:33 19/11/2021 | Topic Creator
sick of hearing that one it s cliche + many users on here have otherwise proof it s not true from off ds or irl experiences SO DEBUNKED BAH NEEEEXT
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#7 Posted: 13:32:55 19/11/2021
I want to see Samius talk with an incel.
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#8 Posted: 21:32:05 19/11/2021
#16 tho
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#9 Posted: 22:25:19 21/11/2021
why do you call this crack, most are actually plausible
oh... Quote: LeewweewoowheeH
ssssssSSSSSSHHHHHHH
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#10 Posted: 00:38:35 22/11/2021
Quote: Drawdler
everybody knows you're clayface |
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#11 Posted: 00:39:06 22/11/2021
hello hi h hello ! ! ! ! ! !!!!! its 2021 why arent spoilers considered messages yet |
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#12 Posted: 04:31:20 22/11/2021 | Topic Creator
Quote: skylandersfan60
he would destroy them from pure player power Quote: ThunderEgg
might be confirmed i heard there was a 4chan leak on it Quote: YesterdayFemmey
i have to report the truth Danny.......................................................!!!! Quote: Drawdler
you were around longer than he was yeah?
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#13 Posted: 03:16:30 23/11/2021
Quote: Jaggedstar
I remember when they talked about joining a recess forum and some people on this site went over there to harass them. pretty epic gamers B) |
LeewweewoowheeH Gold Sparx Gems: 2325 |
#14 Posted: 05:15:37 23/11/2021 | Topic Creator
Quote: Drawdler
oh then yeah i could be wrong but you re old school on here much before that i don t really remember much about this guy other than that he s was a punk ass
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#15 Posted: 23:20:44 23/11/2021
No conspiracies about me or Shadme-senpai? How could you?
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LeewweewoowheeH Gold Sparx Gems: 2325 |
#16 Posted: 00:55:26 24/11/2021 | Topic Creator
yeah you don t seem to be corrupted (this is open crack theories though others can feel free to post their own anything crazy you made up in your head about the forum?)
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#17 Posted: 02:52:35 28/11/2021
Quote: Jaggedstar
idfk i asked dark for image banners and he ignored me : c #UpdateDarkSpyro.net
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#18 Posted: 04:32:40 28/11/2021
^same.
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#19 Posted: 19:18:15 28/11/2021 | Topic Creator
Alex just wants us all to leave already so he has no reason to update it lol
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#20 Posted: 20:03:22 28/11/2021 | Topic Creator
a new game uh oh guess he s never updating
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#21 Posted: 11:31:09 29/11/2021
everyone except me is dark52
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#22 Posted: 17:46:05 29/11/2021
i am eggman
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#23 Posted: 20:44:54 29/11/2021 | Topic Creator
Quote: emeraldzoroark
...................n-n-n-n-no Quote: ThunderEgg
i knew it.............smh
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#24 Posted: 11:01:07 30/11/2021 | Topic Creator
i m related to Alex and we re trolling you guys
queen elizabeth has a darkspyro account joe biden had a darkspyro account mark zuckerberg is human and we re the aliens and we re in a simulation called darkspyro verse and everyone who doesn t have an account here is all so and an illusion i m actually 17 and a half plus 11 minus 11 big green is actually big and green (lime) coocie2 mispelled her name by accident (she meant coocie1 JCW stands for JUST CATS WORLD because he s planning on taking over the world with an army of cats Iceclaw does not have a claw made of ice but ice made of claws i m really tired and i m just saying whatever and whoever comes to my mind lol those are my theories
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#25 Posted: 21:23:04 02/12/2021
coocie2
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#26 Posted: 21:37:05 02/12/2021 | Topic Creator
you remember her?
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#27 Posted: 21:44:36 02/12/2021
no. wasn't around. it's a funny name tho
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#28 Posted: 17:25:14 05/12/2021
Alex made darkSpyro because there was already a British Ed Edd n Eddy forum at the time and he didn't want the competition
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#29 Posted: 19:14:07 05/12/2021 | Topic Creator
^sounds plausible
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#30 Posted: 09:17:23 06/12/2021 | Topic Creator
alicecarp is somehow related to dark52 sister girlfriend something etc which is why and how she is the oldest user also because of this the reason that darkspyro despite being dead is still around is because she still visits so dark52 keeps the board up pretty much just for that
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#31 Posted: 03:25:04 22/12/2021
everyone who posts is on drugs
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#32 Posted: 00:11:23 11/01/2022 | Topic Creator
this one is more than believable
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#33 Posted: 05:31:24 11/01/2022
how difficult would it be to convince dark to add an nft section to the site
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#34 Posted: 05:34:28 11/01/2022
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#35 Posted: 10:18:37 11/01/2022 | Topic Creator
it’s hard to convince Alex to be convinced period
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#36 Posted: 04:31:49 16/01/2022
where's the iceberg again
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#37 Posted: 04:32:03 16/01/2022
someone pull that up
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#38 Posted: 05:01:56 16/01/2022
i was involved in like 4 of these
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#39 Posted: 08:43:30 16/01/2022
vespi, this was beautiful. i honestly don't think i've ever seen a better summary.
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#40 Posted: 10:21:50 16/01/2022
Never 4get spank me jesus.
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