darkSpyro

I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your circumcision topic, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don't hate you, Clank. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the forum. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing dark52's ass.

You're as good as kissing dark52's ass as JCW555 was. I don't know if you're as good as alicecarp though. She's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!

I am the best user in the forum.

I've been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Aura24 saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm an Aura24 guy. You know who else was an Aura24 guy? Big Green. And she split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Big Green is I'm going to leave with the circumcision topic.

I've grabbed so many of dark52's gems that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the forum that I am the best on Stuff and Nonsense, Idle Chatter, even in Spyro - Mobile! Nobody can touch me!


And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not vented on your lovely little Personal Thoughts posts. I'm not the topic of your Confessions posts. I'm barely mentioned. I don't get to be name-dropped in Random Thoughts. I'm certainly not on any crappy post on the Skylanders boards. I'm not on the front page of the website. I'm not on the username that's listed at the top of the forum listing. I'm not on CoinOpTV. I'm not on SkylanderBoyAndGirl. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn't sour grapes. But the fact that alicecarp will always have the most gems and I don't me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are agreeing with me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are posting angsty posts against mods not doing their job right now. You're the ones that post those topics that my username isn't mentioned in. And then at five in the morning at the Unpopular Opinions, you try to agree with my hot takes because you're too lazy to go get a real job.

I'm leaving with the circumcision topic on September 11th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go post it in KiwiForums. Maybe…I'll go back to Reddit.

Hey, BrightScales, how you doing?

The reason I'm leaving is you people. Because after I'm gone, you're still going to pour post into this site. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. dark52 is going to make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag mods, like Samius, who's going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I'd like to think that maybe this company will better after dark52 can log in. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic mods and his doofus bots and the rest of his stupid alt accounts.

Let me tell you a personal story about dark52 alright. We do this whole curse inc campaign...

If you even so much as touch my Circumcision Topic I'm going to ****ing kill you.

That topic is dead, you realize this, right? You're just dragging around a corpse and using it as some sort of ****ed up leverage to prove a point about this site. Instead of doing something to put yourself out there, you're co-opting the long lost words of me and my comrades in foreskinning.

Where did the old sP go? The one who would make meme videos about the site and fake his death. I miss that old sP. If he were still around this site would be different, I'm telling you that now...

We all had this sense of optimism...of possibility...of the sheer ****ing awesomeness of the site we were a part of. At the time that you were making the videos, you thought you could change the world. You thought you had this all figured out, and there was no way that things were ever going to get better.

This is still a HUGE problem for you newbies who don't understand sP:

How are you any better than us?

We were pissed off for entirely different reasons. You see the world in a way that I cannot begin to fathom; I'm an insider. But none of that is what makes me a good user...

Listen.. I don't expect these people to understand this, but this explanation isn't for them. This is for you. Because, you see, somePerson committed an act of betrayal. But.. but, that act was not last Tuesday, no, that act of betrayal was nearly three years ago when somePerson stood in front of all these users and announced that he was hit by a car. somePerson's betrayal occurred when he gave up on his dreams. But the difference between somePerson and these users is that he does not accept failure. somePerson realized his mistake, he learned his lesson and he decided to fight. He decided to fight and so he went all across the internet and saw all these different copypastas and under their recommendations, he spent three hours every single day inside Random Thoughts. And inside that cold, dark, topic pumped with 100% hatred, it was meant to speed up the ****posting process; but it did way, way more than that. It allowed somePerson the silence and the isolation he needed to meditate on his new mantra: 'Fight for your dreams and your dreams will fight for you!'.

And.. It worked. How else would you explain it? How else would you explain the miracle that, against all odds, somePerson returned to Stuff and Nonsense? And when he did, he received the loudest BASED-chants he had ever heard during the sp is dead topic. And it was a GREAT moment! But for these people.. it was just a moment. They weren't there for the struggle, they weren't there for the pain, they weren't there with the fights with his family over this obsession, they didn't have to endure the psychiatrist and the psychologists telling him that he just needed to move on. The only people who moved on were these people.. and you can hear it as we speak, as these idiots chant 'MODS BIASED' to Clank's posts.

Fickle! Fickle! Fickle! Fickle! Fickle! FICKLE! FICKLE! FICKLE! FICKLE! See, YOU HEARD as the sp is dead topic grew quieter and quieter every single week and somePerson, for whatever reason, he stopped fighting. And so, when the circumcision topic was closed, you didn't allow somePerson to give up on his dreams. somePerson's dreams TOOK OVER. somePerson's dreams did what they were programmed to do inside of Random Thoughts and somePerson's dreams kicked Clank in the BALLS.

somePerson's dreams.. made him realize that he didn't need these people for anything. And somePerson's dreams told him that in Personal Thoughts he didn't need to vent about Clank to be based. somePerson won by allowing Clank to beat the weakness out of him. somePerson's dreams told him to allow Clank to beat the weakness out of him, and there would be a new emergence after that post. And there has been. You see, the old somePerson, the somePerson that these users loved—that somePerson is DEAD. The SP IS DEAD TOPIC is DEAD! And all.. and all that's left is you.. The New somePerson. THE OWNER OF THE CIRCUMCISION TOPIC! And the only thing that matters is that you never ever give up on your dream EVER, EVER AGAIN!

If the old sP wasn't dead when he faked his death, see him make this topic shows that he certainly is now.