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Already getting tired of the summer heat? Well come on and cool down at Skyhunter's Water Park and Aquarium! With tons of exciting attractions, you'll be beating the heat in no time flat!

• Experience the thrills of white water rafting with our Sky-High Mountain slide
  
• Catch some waves with our Great Barrier Reef wave pool and FlowRider Surfing Simulator
  
• Kick back and relax with our Shady Lazy River
  
• Take the plunge and test your diving prowess with the Challenger Deep diving pool
  
• Get an up-close and personal view of our sharks with the Carcharodon Clash water slide
  
• Visit our aquarium and gaze upon dozens of aquatic species including colorful tropical fish, fearsome sharks, and playful penguins
  
• Refresh yourself with some ice-cold drinks and frozen desserts
  
• And more exciting attractions to come!

20% of all proceeds go to planting trees, to remove more of that pesky CO2 from the air and cool things down even more

Season passes are ready for purchase! Don't miss out!

Now hiring! Inquire within.

finally a good topic

this is a godsend

*buys one of these*

I wanna see the penguins,,,

the aquarium is amaaaaazing

Why, thank you! I tried my hardest to make homes for as many different creatures as I could. My personal favorite's the cuttlefish tank.



Our penguins always appreciate visitors, too!

Are...are we allowed to feed the penguins...?

Sure! *hands you a frozen fish to feed them*

*tears up whilst throwing the frozen fish to le birbs*

can i twitch stream in a bikini

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*tears up whilst throwing the frozen fish to le birbs*

*the penguins accept your treat gratefully*

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can i twitch stream in a bikini

Sure, free publicity!

I've tested the pH levels in this pool... it's almost all P, no H.

Dammit, I thought I told Jeremy to stop pissing in the pool! Sorry guys, this pool's closed for the day.

WATER WITH NO OTTERS? It's okay I can fix that for I am otter

Can I skinny dip?

We've got a nude beach section for that, but you'll need to keep your bathing suit on for the rest of the park.

Yep, sorry chief. I hear that the Singles' Bar has a pool table though.

^ can confirm! Played a couple rounds by myself. It was lonely, but rather fun! I can't believe Airam managed to beat me :"(

hey guys it’s me xXMilfInTraining69Xx here with another pool stream i hope you freaks donate and gift sub and every goal we meet ill either change into another swimsuit, ride a floaty, take a shot, eat something phallic like a corn dog, randomly grab a subscriber and rend their flesh apart as a blood sacrifice for the hungry elder gods, or write your name on my body. donate a lot so you can see all this happen

glub glub glub

lifeguard! lifeguard! someone's drowning!

*sprints in and dives to save sP*

Oh a pool, time to recrate the album art for Nevermind by Nirvana, sound of the summer.

i take the gentlest dip in the water i can

my trunks fly off regardless

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I SAW PENGUINS!!!!

Hang on, I gotta borrow some water for a second...

awww man now it's too cold to go swimming

Hey guys, new pool opened up. Want to come?.

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Hey guys, new pool opened up. Want to come?.

why is there a door there at the edge of the pool

So you can escape.

needs a divingboard

where that old adult swim commercial

Sorry to tell you this, everyone, but Skyhunter's Water Park and Aquarium may have its seasonal opening delayed this year, due to several of our staff disappearing into a non-euclidean liminal space.

oh no....... like, are you hiring then?

cause if your e hiring then

let's keep the pool closed forever

I guess you could say we're hiring. Just fill out the application sheet and we'll get started.

it is january

i hope the water isn't too cold

We've got some heated indoor pools, but the outdoor stuff is closed for the season.