darkSpyro

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Garchomp

WOA H

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Dewpider

HOLY ****

gotta combine usernames dude

Garynite

The above username dude

Garychu

Quote: Lunarz

what is my username all about

butts
because the moon

Y'all were drunk

Quote: AmbushFan

The truth is out there and her name is Yukari Akiyama.

Y'all need Yukari.

Why do we ya'll need Yukari?

k-k-k-kawaii

"What kind of chocolate, milk or dark?"
"Yes"

my personal favorite is when people walk by the bathroom and then ask where the bathroom is

every hot girl twitter account

"omg my life is ok"
1 retweet and 3 llikes

"heres me in a bikini"
15 retweets and 100 likes

Quote: Crash10

This is... Interesting, to say the least...

SINNOH CONFIRMED

TMI, TMI, TMI

They're upset that there's more than one female in their space fantasy.

Carm you're so gosh darn beautiful!!! but what the actual **** is on your shirt

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^90% of darkspyro is strangely attractive, its like some unwritten law

i can't believe liking a small purple dragon is the secret to being hot.

he would be like "these forum *****es think they funny think they can play me play your games ***** post your memes keep paying for your DLC on ****ing steam just leave me be i'm too busy-busy ****ing with Nick and my girl Carey gET iT yET the only one who gets it is this ***** https://forum.darkspyro.net/sp....php?user=30549 erikatastrophe"

leewee it sounds like you may have sat on a cigarette. im always here if u need to talk, cigarette butt :*

Quote: Erikatastrophe

I actually forget the exact date... It was either The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night or The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon. I'm an old lady.

gurl how many accounts-

Initial interpretation? Almost wanting, yearning for approval or company of another.

Second look? Ominous threat

Disnick no offensive but what the hell is this

Quote: Skyhunter

Mosquitoes.

i know someone irl who would most absolutely definitely agree with you

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Can I call you Darky?

No.

damn spyro, i know you said cynder squirts but holy frick

maybe the real clitoris was the friends we made along the way

no much

what the **** is this ****

I'mma watch this

We could make a giant chocolate muffin! ...Wait a minute, how would we do that?

My little sister is playing this right now

The first one is kind of cute and then it just gets progressively more horrific from there.

okey should i be concerned

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Quote: CAV

I think this is TorchSheep's favorite topic.

TorchSheep = Open pervert
CAV = Closet pervert

its canon

You said it.

DON'T

I HEAR ENOUGH FROM HIM ABOUT BOOBS

So funny how japonese womans have small boobs but in animes they big ones

Quote: spyrolvr96

Cars are boooooooooring.

Spyro Fanatic is gonna bust a cap in your ass, boy.

Don't really have one. Jesus would be a good choice though, I should probably go with him

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but i liek skrillex ;-;

DONT EXPOSE MAINSTREAM THINGS TO DARKSPYRO
IT GETS SCARED AND INSULTS IT

aww shucks, spyroboy! anyway...

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aww shucks, spyroboy! anyway...

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aww shucks, redwes! anyway...

YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART

aww shucks, redwes! anyway...

YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART

star star star star

You're standing behind me in the first image with your creep face on.

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Quote: Samius

I got kicked out of the cast after the original version?

no, you have harvey weinsteined your way into all four versions.

Who did I have sex with to make it in?

Quote: DannySleepTalks

what is your favorite word that sounds like sess but contains the letter 'x'?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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favorite food

pussy

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Mods are cowards

Quote: DarkCynder10

Naked women blowing up people into bloody, gory messes is NOT for children.

sums up elfen lied completely

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lol, no ones posting here, everyone loves big green

Quote: Carmelita Fox

oh? you have an idea for a scooby doo parody where shaggy smokes weed and velma is a lesbian? wow, you are so subversive.

let's make shaggy the lesbian and have velma smoke weed

you should, like.......stay

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I thought that's why poison is contained in the thing, and venom is inoculated. It's not just poison dart frogs, there are others that also don't use venom but are poisonous to ward off predators.

Right. Generally, poison is a defense while venom is an offense.

defense?

BEWARE MY POISON CONDOMS!

you're like lord farquaad looking into the magic mirror trying to decide what lovely princess hes going to pick to be his bride so he can finally be king

evil website
satanic website

ttd youre a mod you gotta log on x_x

Count ****ula

You broke my heart, you used me. What makes you ****ing think that I still want to be "friends" with you?

There's only one thing I have to say to you:
When you walk my way, hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell.

Blood tastes metallic. So much so that if it was a music genre it would be heavy metal

Quote: Erikatastrophe

Project_Unnamed could eat me in one bite...!

How am I supposed to react to that sentence?

dark52 can go die in a very deep hole filled with HCl(aq)

Android Jelly Bean 4.2.2

Facebook in a nutshell:

"OMG, TELL ME I'M PRETTY."
"LOL WE DONT NEED SKOOL, SWAG YOLO!"
*INSERT TAYLOR SWIFT SONG LYRIC HERE*
"I'M SO IN LUV ^W^
*2 SECONDS LATER
OMG, STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU ASSHOLE!"
"I'M NINE YEARS OLD AND I DO DRUGS."
"I DON'T WANT 2 TALK SO DON'T TALK 2 ME."
"DON'T TALK BEHIND OTHER PEOPLE'S BACK.
*5 MINUTES LATER
"OMG, BECKY IS SOOO UGLY, LIKE IF U AGREE!"
"BULLYING IS WRONG, STOP BULLYING.
*NEXT POST
*INSERT PERSON'S NAME HERE* UR UGLY!"

Even the primordial ooze before them mocked their young. "You 0.6 second old parasites don't know what it is to be 2 seconds old! When I was your age, I didn't have to worry about multiplying and making humanity. Don't think it gets any easier; you'll start to ache when you've spread yourself a few billion times and combined to become one great engulfing creature which will be shaped into a future dominant species. Back in my day, we didn't even have a nerve system or any form of sentience. Oh no, my grandfather had to tell me off by hitting me in the head repeatedly because we couldn't talk in those days. Why, if the slipper weren't to be invented in a few million years, I'd tan your hide right now just for being so optimistic. Think you'll be more than a single-celled organism, do you? You'll be a parasite like me, and my father's father, and my father's father's father."

yeah when i knew her she used to be a mod!


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Quote: Bolt

oh my god stormy's still there and she's admin now? that's the ***** that banned me

hehehe i'm gonna go beef her

jagged ur my hero < 3

im not as think as you drunk i am

im a ****ing goddess you insolent insects, cower as i crush you beneath my heel

Quote: 84skylanderdude

this is confessions tho not PT

what the *** am i high

this is now PTs guys dont comment on anyone's ****

Yeah. I'm girl and I play Skyrim. You gotta problem with that? Sexist ****-tard. -.-

Quote: Metallo

Yeah. You did.

Quote: Carmelita Fox

depends on what you voted him for and whether or not he will deliver on it

Reveal Spoiler

like how i voted for him for his pro-isolationist platform but he got involved with all the middle east and russian shenanigans like i suspected hillary would

Seriously? Did you really expect anything different?

This is probably the dumbest non-identity politics justification I've heard. You really thought this man with known financial and political ties in Russia and Saudi Arabia was going to be isolationist?


EDIT: I didn't notice this was an old post that got bumped.

thank you metallica im honored that you took time out of your busy schedule arguing about superhero movies on reddit to mansplain at my two year old post which took you four edits to notice i love u too bunnybear xoxoxo

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Quote: Samius

So I could start spamming pictures of female pornstars in lingerie and as long as no genitals are shown it'd be competely okay?

K.

Do it.

I almost feel like it.

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Quote: Halvmorke

Test their cunnilingus skills then. Have no mercy, demand perfection, stamina and actual passion.

YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

ONE UP ONE UP + + + +

bless u erika

Quote: 84skylanderdude

^ this is confessions tho not PT

what the *** am i high

this is now PTs guys dont comment on anyone's ****

OOF *gets knocked backwards and but my ass is too powerful so when it hits the wall i bounce forwards and start flying at clank like a missle*