darkSpyro

I was looking through a couple of memes a while back and I saw this one where someone tweeted something about us adults not feeling bad for getting ps5 cuz it means a child won't get one on Christmas......... and I thought that was absolute BULL****!

Now I dont have a ps5 yet, and with the ps5 scalping situation the way it is, I may not be able to secure one till probably next year, and while I really want one, I'm not about to pay triple the original amount for one, I ain't rich.

Now pardon my French but....... **** them kids. They dont deserve a ps5 for Christmas, get them a switch or something. The people who really deserve a ps5 are the parents of those kids, lord knows they need some way to relax when those kids go to sleep.

The ps5 is a gorgeous beast of a console that kids wont know how to appreciate, with the ability to go up to 8K, the SSD giving fast loading time, the sexy af controller with the haptic feedback and the adaptive triggers. It's by no means a perfect console but damn it still looks great. The ps5 is like a Disney sequel, the ones who are the most excited to experience it is us adults who have been waiting patiently for it ever since it's been announced.

If I see a video of some snot nosed brat opening a ps5 on Christmas, imma be pissed off, 1.) Because you just bought a high end, next gen console for a kid who's probably gonna mainly use it to watch YouTube or Netflix or play fortnight and 2.) Because more than likely youd have gotten it from a scalper which means you paid way more than the original price and you supported a scalper........ so **** you and your kid.

Lemme just clear some stuff up before I end this

The ones I refer to as kids are 13 and under (I know 13 is technically a teen but that age is more like the transition age cuz they still act like cringey little kids).

I'm not saying kids dont deserve a ps5, they just dont deserve one right now, wait till next year or the year after when Sony manufactures enough to meet the demand and all the adults, gamers and fan-thems? (boys, girls and everything in between) have gotten one. Buy your crotch fruit something else ps4, xbox one, switch, etc. Just not a ps5 or series x/s.

TL;DR: kids don't deserve a ps5 for Christmas before the adults get them

That was my popular opinion (this might get lost in new but whatevs) peace out

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the ps7 will have teeth and bite you

Well said frendo! I think your post deserves some Reddit Gold! ;)

The PS5 does not exist. It is a hoax created by the elite in order to stir up rage in the common masses. I'm not exactly sure what the endgame is, but do not waste your time trying to buy this imaginary console. Anyone you see claiming to have one is an agent in this deception

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He promised me a bizarre story

Someone said they were excited for Demon Souls on the ps5. Doubt it, completion of demon souls demands a superior skill set which I doubt you possess. Not to rain on your parade, but sometimes the truth hurts.

PS. to all those that are PMing me for a 1v1, I won't be sharing my gamertag here for a myriad of reasons which I will expand upon shortly. Before I begin I would like make a short statement directed at the cabal of haters who have stalking my profile and downvoting me to karma oblivion no matter what I post. Your attacks are baseless and will not stop me from living my life as I chose. Now, on to the matter at hand.

1. ⁠I fear if I was to allow any of you the privilege of playing against me, you would simply put, quit gaming. During my long and fruitful gaming career (offered many pro gaming contracts, declined them all), I have gained something of an infamous reputation, both for my incredible prowess on the joysticks, but also the witty repartee I deliver during my virtual jousts, which psychologically incapacitates my opponents.
   
2. ⁠My busy schedule permits me limited gaming time. I am important and I will not apologize for it. Proffering my gamer tag would just eat into my already full schedule
   

Downvote me if you want, but I speak only truths. Blessings to you and yours. Ciao

Someone said they were excited for Demon Souls on the ps5. Doubt it, completion of demon souls demands a superior skill set which I doubt you possess. Not to rain on your parade, but sometimes the truth hurts.

PS. to all those that are PMing me for a 1v1, I won't be sharing my gamertag here for a myriad of reasons which I will expand upon shortly. Before I begin I would like make a short statement directed at the cabal of haters who have stalking my profile and downvoting me to karma oblivion no matter what I post. Your attacks are baseless and will not stop me from living my life as I chose. Now, on to the matter at hand.

⁠I fear if I was to allow any of you the privilege of playing against me, you would simply put, quit gaming. During my long and fruitful gaming career (offered many pro gaming contracts, declined them all), I have gained something of an infamous reputation, both for my incredible prowess on the joysticks, but also the witty repartee I deliver during my virtual jousts, which psychologically incapacitates my opponents.
⁠My busy schedule permits me limited gaming time. I am important and I will not apologize for it. Proffering my gamer tag would just eat into my already full schedule

Downvote me if you want, but I speak only truths. Blessings to you and yours. Ciao