darkSpyro

in this side of the ring we have the virgin vampire



-already dead
-only drinks blood, can't eat anything else
-needs to see a dentist
-can't go outside during the day
-turns into a tiny little bat


and on this side, the chad werewolf



-buff
-still alive
-fluffy, good for petting
-can go outside whenever they feel like it
-turns into a freaking wolf

werewolf all the way

Just get both, you can turn into a bat AND get buff

werewolves are better, no contest.

hmm werewolf vampire? i feel like that's mixing oil and water. there's no proof that they don't cause universal collapse when created.

Quote: ThunderEgg

-already dead
-only drinks blood, can't eat anything else
-needs to see a dentist
-can't go outside during the day
-turns into a tiny little bat

-dude thats awesome that means you dont have to follow the rules of normal mortals
-you can eat **** if you arent a pussy about it
-being outside during the day means you have to see the sun and interact with people and its too bright and sometimes its hot. ew.
-bats are better than wolves because they can perform stealth operations, y'all are just horny furries

all the cons of being a vampire are a pro to me. 10/10 vampire sweeps

Quote: Vespi

Quote: ThunderEgg

-already dead
-only drinks blood, can't eat anything else
-needs to see a dentist
-can't go outside during the day
-turns into a tiny little bat

-dude thats awesome that means you dont have to follow the rules of normal mortals
-you can eat **** if you arent a pussy about it
-being outside during the day means you have to see the sun and interact with people and its too bright and sometimes its hot. ew.
-bats are better than wolves because they can perform stealth operations, y'all are just horny furries

all the cons of being a vampire are a pro to me. 10/10 vampire sweeps

you conveniently forgot the need for dental care.

i hope you have good insurance.

Quote: ThunderEgg

Quote: Vespi

Quote: ThunderEgg

-already dead
-only drinks blood, can't eat anything else
-needs to see a dentist
-can't go outside during the day
-turns into a tiny little bat

-dude thats awesome that means you dont have to follow the rules of normal mortals
-you can eat **** if you arent a pussy about it
-being outside during the day means you have to see the sun and interact with people and its too bright and sometimes its hot. ew.
-bats are better than wolves because they can perform stealth operations, y'all are just horny furries

all the cons of being a vampire are a pro to me. 10/10 vampire sweeps

you conveniently forgot the need for dental care.

i hope you have good insurance.

I have insurance and also other teeth? worse comes to worse I stab a dude in the heart with a straw like a meaty capri sun i don’t see the problem

Werewolves can't do THIS

You don't know anything

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i just remembered a vampire i can emulate. count chocula. im more of a boo berry gal but if i have to pick between werewolves and vampires, vamps win more bc of count chocula. suck on that, werewolves, all you guys have is fruit brute

Quote: Vespi

i just remembered a vampire i can emulate. count chocula. im more of a boo berry gal but if i have to pick between werewolves and vampires, vamps win more bc of count chocula. suck on that, werewolves, all you guys have is fruit brute

behold. the furries have won

Are we talking Elder Scrolls rules? Because being a werewolf is infinitely better

Tony to the rescue

at this point i'm not sure if i should close the topic or see where this ends up going

I can't agree with either one tbh.

Skeletons all the way.

skeletons are a different argument entirely

Quote: Knight Wolf

I can't agree with either one tbh.

Skeletons all the way.

Nah the real vs is Mummies vs Zombies

Quote: Knight Wolf

I can't agree with either one tbh.

Skeletons all the way.

hi
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almost october time to bring this back

Vampires are superior in every way.
This may be an unpopular opinion on this furry infested forum but it is the right one. Vampires are immortal, your waifu will not perish in a car accident. Vampires suck blood, that's really cool. Vampires are canonically sexy. Werewolves are big ass dogs who smell bad, meanwhile Vampires smell impeccable at all times.
You cannot refute this, try it you furries.

being a vampire sucks because they can't use mirrors, can't eat garlic bread, can't go outside in the day time, cant look in the mirro, can go to.church, etc. It's basically being a hermit

In our year of 2021 there are plenty of alternatives to garlic bread. Vampires can still get the FULL garlicy taste thanks to science. Most people do not go outside anymore, as a vampire you can still enjoy night life and have an excuse not to go to Karen's Starbucks Wine Mom party. Since vampires cannot look in the mirror they have very high self esteem. No one goes to church anymore in 2021. In our modern age it is fine to be a vampire. In a way we are all already vampires.

why can t we just have both

what would we call them????

"werewolf vampires"?

"vampire werewolves"?

werepires or vampolves maybe

vampwolves sounds cool. like they're in some sort of band or smth

omg vampires and werewolves real