darkSpyro

i just discovered ai dungeon and will now waste an inordinate amount of time using it
here's the link --> play.aidungeon.io


Granny and Cookie

You are Granny, a witch living on the edge of the medieval kingdom of Larion. You have a wand and a pet alligator named Cookie. As you sit in your swamp hut mixing a magical potion, you hear a knock at the door. You open it and see a short, balding wizard.
"Hello," he says. "I am a wizard from the Kingdom of Nakol."
"Can you tell me where this is located?" you ask.
"Sure,"

> You turn the wizard into a rat.
You turn the wizard into a rat.
"Thank you."
You close the door and restart the potion.

> You put the rat into the boiling potion.
You put the rat into the boiling potion.
The rat screams as it is boiled alive. Eventually its screams turn to whimpers, then stop.

> You feed the potion to your alligator. This gives Cookie the ability to speak any language.
Your alligator Cookie chomps down on the flask, gulps it down and starts vomiting. Soon, it melts down your alligator's mouth.
"What an awful potion," your alligator says.

> You say "What an awful mood to be in after being bequeathed speech! Sing me a song, Cookie."
"What kind of question is that?" your alligator says.

> You say "Don't you sass Granny. I might turn you into a rat and boil you as well!"
"Fine!" your alligator says. "I'll sing if you stop torturing me!

> You say "Sing the DK Rap"
"Fine! Here's the 'Do They Know It's Christmas?' Rap!"
The alligator begins rapping.
Your alligator cannot rap.

___

sorry, cookie. maybe you'd be better at opera..?

ill confess i have no idea what happened

- - -

You are Tasty Sausage, a cyborg living in the the futuristic city of Zail. You have a bionic arm and a holoband. You're walking down the dark city streets while neon lights flash brightly above you. As you pass an alley you see a girl with pigtails. She is wearing a short blue dress. It looks like you could grab her if you wanted to.

Suddenly the alley begins to ripple like water.


> You cry.
The alley continues to ripple, and then you see a young woman step out of it, who looks exactly like the girl you saw. She screams and the other woman runs off. You are confused.
"Hello?"

> You cry more.
The alley continues to ripple, and then you see a young woman step out of it, who looks exactly like the girl you saw. She screams and the other woman runs off. You are confused
"Hello?"

> You say "you got the prequel meme wrong, dumbass."
"Oh my god. You're a prequel. You just stole the joke from the movies."
"What? I don't understand.

> You question loyalty to Grand Overlord George Lucas.
"Oh my god, it's the emperor. He wants to know why I killed him."

> You wonder if you're Darth Vader and not Tasty Sausage.
"Huh. Well, I guess I am. Tell me, are tortoises sacred to rebels?"
"What? No."
"Oh. I thought they were."

> You use the force.
"The emperor wants to know if I'm going to kill him."
"Wait, you can use the force too?"
"Of course. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to scare you into giving me good answers."

> You cry about sand.
"The emperor wants to know why I'm crying."
"I'm not crying. The wind is. Here's another question: why are there layers of clothing in the first place?"
"Because one can layer."

> You say "no u"
"I don't like the word no."
"You don't like the word no, either. Here's another: do you have to use the bathroom?"
"I do if I want to stay alive."

> You **** for your life.
"The emperor wants to know why I'm ****ting."
"Oh. Well, I guess it's a logical response."
"I don't like using the emperor as a password.

> You change the password to Password1.
"The emperor wants to know what the password is."
"It's Password1."
"That's not a good password."
"It's the only password I have.
> You die you guess.
"The emperor wants to know if I'm dead.

pff. that was something.

the ai has a really hard time keeping the story coherent :///

it’s been a while since i did this but i remember i killed everyone in the world and then god, just because i can

emeraldzoroark --->