darkSpyro

Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.74,0:01:45.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm terribly sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.58,0:01:49.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sick of hearing you say you're sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.46,0:01:52.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm terribly sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.21,0:01:53.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.13,0:01:57.22,Default,,0,0,0,,When will you stop being late?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.22,0:01:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.34,0:02:02.93,Default,,0,0,0,,We're the only pizzeria that delivers within 20 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.93,0:02:04.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.27,0:02:07.02,Default,,0,0,0,,The pizza industry has lost its balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.02,0:02:08.44,Default,,0,0,0,,In the good old days,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.44,0:02:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,if it wasn't delivered in 30 minutes,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.48,0:02:12.27,Default,,0,0,0,,the customer got a 50% discount.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.19,0:02:15.15,Default,,0,0,0,,But what happens now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.15,0:02:18.53,Default,,0,0,0,,"Um, we're kinda busy right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.53,0:02:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll take us, like, an hour and a half."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.62,0:02:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.45,0:02:23.74,Default,,0,0,0,,But, that is so wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.74,0:02:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What is a pizza?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.62,0:02:28.92,Default,,0,0,0,,It's something that's delivered within 30 minutes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.92,0:02:31.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I took us back to those roots.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.50,0:02:33.38,Default,,0,0,0,,And I shortened the deadline!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.38,0:02:36.21,Default,,0,0,0,,But, that last delivery was eight kilometers away.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.21,0:02:37.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't need excuses!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.26,0:02:43.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you think we recruit former professional riders?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.40,0:02:52.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You're fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.69,0:02:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,But, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.32,0:02:57.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up!

this was a cool spongebob ep

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