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dark52: oh boy i cant wait to open up my new lego friends set i bought off of amazon
dark52: why does it feel really heavy?
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dark52: what the heck this isn't lego friends
alicecarp: hello dark52 my name is alicecarp and i... no the galaxy needs your help
dark52: but i am just want to play with my lego friends set what can i do to save the galaxy?
alicecarp: don't worry I'll explain on the way to my space ship but i want you to join the rebellion
dark52: what spaceship? rebellion? do you mean the rebellion?
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maid52: where do you think you're going master bates
dark52: I'm leaving the planet to fight in an interaglatic war
maid52: oh ok have fun
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alicecarp: this is my spaceship
dark52: wow i always wanted to pilot one of these
alicecarp: bish i know what your hands touched last when i was in that box
dark52: but it makes it taste better
alicecarp: thats gross dude
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dark52: oh wow this ship is really big
alicecarp: alright first i need to introduce you to the arms of the team
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alicecarp: this big guy here is hir
alicecarp: he is a smuggler from the section 2.R34. he agreed to this mission for a big pay but i trust in his abilities. his history in space milirary school and space med school will help us greatly
hir: yo who is this guy ass motha****a. this is the little battyboy who is suppose to sae the galaxy? nah fam this little twink ass mofo would rather touch his 2 inch dong then handle a gun.
dark52: i'll have you know i have built a lego gun and i support the 2nd amendment.
alicecarp: arent you from the space united kingdom? anyways nows not the time to argue about guns because i have to tell you our mission
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alicecarp: there's this horrible man who lives in the far corner of this world. his name is semp123. he has gained control of this galaxy for too long. we need him dead now.
hir: this lil punk ass bish killed my girl dawg. i mean i have lots of girls ahyeee yessir i do but this mofo killed my fav girl man.
alicecarp: semp123 is a tryant who needs to be stopped and he knows it. he is hunting and killing former space moderators such as myself because we are the only ones who can stop him.
dark52: space mods? those are real?
alicecarp: yes dark52 they are. and you're one of them
alicecarp: and semp123. is a space admin
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alicecarp: this is a powerful weapon dark52. this is a laser wanger. only the space mods and space admins have the power to use this weapon.
hir: yo dawg why don't yo bish ass give me won of those dank ass laser swords dawg?
alicecarp: this weapon is only for the chosen few hir. if you were to use this weapon than your body will die.
dark52: oh wow. here i thought i was just a loser. but this seems li-
*crashing sounds boom boom craahhhhh*
hir: AWWWWW CRAP DAWG THIS BATTY BOY BOUTA LAND
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dark52: where are we alicecarp?
alicecarp: this is space Australia dark52. this place is very dangerous be on your guard you never know what space dingos are lurking around.
hir: nah you dumbass mo****as dont know anything about the street code you little puss pusses
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hir: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dark52: HIR NOOOOOOOOO
random voice: you shouldn't have come here space mod fools. i cant let you leave this planet alive now can i?
alicecarp: oh no it cant be. DARK52 RUN I'll TAKE CARE OF THEM
End of act 1