darkSpyro

we're here to talk about and celebrate our neighborhood resident snooop dogg. he likes weed as much as anyone i know and he deserves to be regonized.

why?

that's what you're asking me.

BECAUSE HE IS SNOOP DOGG.

he is no longer snoop lion, he is no longer snoopity dog. he is and always will be snoop dogg.

snoop dogg, if you didn't know. is also one of us (and by one of us i mean one of you or some of you i don't know.)

allow me to demonstarte this for you.


for those of you who didn't know this (i did because i have always respected snoop dogg and follow him on the instagrammar whoops they say whoop! woop for me)

snoop dogg is a legitimate fan of the purple dragon. snoop dogg said the following.

Verified

I heard my nephew @Spyro was making a comeback so I had to unleash this #TBT tee. #UnleashTheDragon #Spyro_Partner

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhMkT03g6K6/?hl=en

reference in case ya'll were starting to get hot

spyro is canonically snoop dogg's nephew. you can't dispute this because word of god.

now listen

are you listening

i thought so cause you're hooked now.

i thought so cause you looked now.

below is evidence of his dedication (which canonically makes him a good uncle because it does)


snoop dogg had an enormous flying drone (this is legit) of his canonical nephew Spyro fecking deliver spyro: reignited trilogy to him.

Activision teamed up with snoop (did you miss that? it's real.) we call this an advertisement campaign. this drone literally delivered copies of the damned game to people all over america.

it started in new york (as it mother ****ing should) and passed through west virginia (for all you virgins), tennessee (yeah you saw), missouri (because they don't miss nothing), colorado (cause colorado), and utah. oh yeah. Tadah.

where was the final destination? not the movie bruh. but in california at snoop dogg's house.

"the spyro the dragon drone can even talk. it has several voice clips from the remasters progamed into it."

you think i made this the **** up?



now wait

watch this

yeah

proof



oh hoooooooooooooooooooooh buuuuuurned mother ****ers you thought i was playing youuuuuuuuuu


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snoop dogg has been on this with more dedication than you since doggy style.

snoop dogg

is not

here

to play

unless

it's spyro

the dragon

yoooooooooooooooooooooooo dark i've been waiting two years where is my snoop dogg banner for the website?

you can't leave out the number one fan like that aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex come ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon please

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO SNOOP DOGG IS AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S OLD ENOUGH STILL HERE TO REMEMBER HIM AT THIS POINT. COME ON HE IS SPYRO THE DRAGON'S UNCLE IT IS CANONICAL NOW LOOK.

LIAR I JUST SAW A TOPIC THAT WAS POSTED THREE MONTHES AGO WHERE SOMEONE DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE FIRST PIC

AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH DARK EVER SINCE THIS HAPPENED I HAVE BEEN TELLING HIM TO MAKE A SNOOP BANNER WHAT THE **** MAN

i don't remember who it was so i'll leave judgement aside for now but how can say it isn't true for everyone. /topic is a meme i just wanted to influence the site with more snoop dogg cause lol bored

but we're his hoes

you hoe!!!!

oh okay you're cool then

I never noticed the eyes on the drone, oh man...

Quote: Bifrost

I never noticed the eyes on the drone, oh man...

yeah he has snoop dogs eyes maaaan

Quote: Bifrost

I never noticed the eyes on the drone, oh man...

the mouth makes it look like he just has one single tooth

just like snoop man