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The Church of Quagsire
Lunar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1275
#1 Posted: 05:05:50 12/04/2020 | Topic Creator
[User Posted Image] WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF QUAGSIRE [User Posted Image]

~Please be mindful, this is a holy place. This is a place of quiet reflection and solace, where people come together to celebrate our lord. May he bless you.~

~Please read our tenets and creed below.~

[User Posted Image]

8 years ago, on June 18 2012, a member of this forum created a fan club that turned a forgotten Pokemon into a god.
In 2016, he sacrificed himself for the good of us all. Distraught at the loss of our fan club and our savior, we have been mourning the loss ever since.
Today I propose a new way to bring recognition to his name and feel his love once again. I am opening the first church of Quagsire. Please enjoy this place as a way to meet like-minded Quagsirists.

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TENETS OF QUAGSISM

1. Quagsire is thy lord and savior and thou shalt respect his name.

2. False idols such as Mew, Arceus, and Snivy and their names shalt be maligned and akin to sin.

3. Videogamedunkey is the one true prophet of Quagsire and his word shalt be gospel.

4. Every Sunday is Quagsire Day. Go wild.

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For context, here and here.
All hail, Lord Sire.
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one more time >8)
Lunar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1275
#2 Posted: 05:07:12 12/04/2020 | Topic Creator
LIST OF QUASIRISTS
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Lunar
Iceclaw
HeyitsHotDog
ThunderEgg
Vespi
derpyhooves
sans
KrystalLBX
Carmelita Fox
Ezio
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Happy Easter everyone! We may not be able to go to church in person at the moment, but do not fear, the Church of Quagsire shall remain open and the Easter Service will go on as planned.
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Edited 7 times - Last edited at 02:45:13 14/07/2021 by Lunar
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 8486
#3 Posted: 05:12:24 12/04/2020
Tomorrow we celebrate the return of our savior, Quagsire. The 12th of April is the holy day of the Resurrection of He.

"For this reason Quagsire is the mediator of a new covenant, that those who are called may receive the promised eternal inheritance—now that he has died as a ransom to set them free from the sins committed under the first covenant." Quagsirist 9:15. Amen.
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Twinkies and 2hus
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#4 Posted: 05:56:30 12/04/2020
It's back holy ****
HeyitsHotDog Platinum Sparx Gems: 6490
#5 Posted: 10:08:00 12/04/2020
Quagsire is the one true Divine King. Quagsire be with you all.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
ThunderEgg Gold Sparx Gems: 2056
#6 Posted: 14:22:12 12/04/2020
can i learn more about our lord and savior quagsire?
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I AM ETERNAL!
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2474
#7 Posted: 05:27:16 13/04/2020
The OG has returned. Rejoice, brothers, sisters, and nonbinary pals!
Lunar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1275
#8 Posted: 10:33:44 25/04/2020 | Topic Creator
Hello again, fellow Quagsirists. Interesting news has been brought to light recently regarding our savior! A Beta version has been graced on us from a leaked version of the SpaceWorld 1997 G/S Demo.

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Even in this young form, it's clear the that this Pokemon has the heart and soul of a god. I hope this good news meets you all well!

Praise Quagsire.
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ThunderEgg Gold Sparx Gems: 2056
#9 Posted: 17:31:04 25/04/2020
is this how the LORD appeared before His transcendence? or has He always been godly?

perhaps this is an avatar of His?
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I AM ETERNAL!
Lunar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1275
#10 Posted: 00:57:43 26/04/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThunderEgg
is this how the LORD appeared before His transcendence? or has He always been godly?

perhaps this is an avatar of His?



The nature of Quagsire is that which we may never truly understand, however I do believe he always had the touch of a god within him, even in his earliest incarnation. Everyone can read into the scriptures differently however, so I refrain from speaking this belief as gospel.
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willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#11 Posted: 01:01:22 26/04/2020
Praise Quagsire
derpyhooves Emerald Sparx Gems: 4792
#12 Posted: 01:48:18 26/04/2020
MAY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR QUAGSIRE GIVE HIS BLESSINGS TO US ALL....
sans Yellow Sparx Gems: 1176
#13 Posted: 02:47:03 26/04/2020
bless this holy stream
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#CynderIsAPickleDragon
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2474
#14 Posted: 03:23:09 26/04/2020
I hope someday the light of Quagsire will touch those around me as well.
Lunar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1275
#15 Posted: 06:57:38 09/08/2020 | Topic Creator
It is Sunday, fellow Quagsirists. Take this day to stop and pray. In these difficult times, we can only look to Quagsire for unfaltering strength.

I hope you all are, and stay, well. Have a good Quagsire Day everyone.
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2474
#16 Posted: 17:18:30 09/08/2020
Thank you, QuagPope Lunar. I shall pray well.
ThunderEgg Gold Sparx Gems: 2056
#17 Posted: 22:11:01 02/09/2020
my humble offering to our LORD

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I AM ETERNAL!
KrystalLBX Gold Sparx Gems: 2654
#18 Posted: 23:15:27 13/09/2020
Quagsire for New Snap
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Pokemon Shiny and Mark Hunter
Lunar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1275
#19 Posted: 02:36:23 13/11/2020 | Topic Creator
Good morning, my brethren under Sire. I bring great news! We are just over a week away from a major Quagsirist holiday!

...November 21st 2020 is Quagsire's 21st birthday, or as we like to call it in the church, QUAGMAS !!!!

Born is the King of Johto! I hope you all will stop in on that wonderful day to give thanks to our great lord! May many good tidings come to you this holiday season! And please stay safe!

~Praise Quagsire
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ThunderEgg Gold Sparx Gems: 2056
#20 Posted: 03:02:40 14/11/2020
surely, a day of excitement!

i cannot wait to celebrate our LORD and feel his HOLY SPIRIT
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I AM ETERNAL!
HeyitsHotDog Platinum Sparx Gems: 6490
#21 Posted: 22:32:12 20/12/2020
I now have God within my home.


[User Posted Image]
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
ThunderEgg Gold Sparx Gems: 2056
#22 Posted: 01:53:39 23/12/2020
HE appears in the flesh!

what offerings are pleasing to our LORD?
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I AM ETERNAL!
Lunar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1275
#23 Posted: 02:23:28 03/05/2021 | Topic Creator
QUAGSIRISTS!

SUMMER IS QUICKLY APPROACHING

ITS TIME TO HIT THE GYM AND GET THOSE SUMMER BODS WE ALL DESIRE

YOU KNOW WHERE OUR LORD WILL BE IN THIS MONTH OF MAY

GETTIN SWOLE BABY

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HAPPY MAY, MY BRETHEN UNDER SIRE
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10850
#24 Posted: 04:11:34 04/05/2021
Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you dont really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor falls, the major lifts
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2474
#25 Posted: 06:53:15 04/05/2021
dorime
ThunderEgg Gold Sparx Gems: 2056
#26 Posted: 23:29:40 25/05/2021
children under the sire, i have a pressing query

if we see LORD quagsire in the wild, is it appropriate to attempt to capture our LORD?
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I AM ETERNAL!
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2474
#27 Posted: 05:30:48 27/05/2021
Quote: ThunderEgg
children under the sire, i have a pressing query

if we see LORD quagsire in the wild, is it appropriate to attempt to capture our LORD?


ask quag pope lunar, i am merely a quag oracle but im sure our lord smiles upon you from the sacred mud and says “sire” which roughly translates to “it’s good, g”
ThunderEgg Gold Sparx Gems: 2056
#28 Posted: 21:52:59 27/05/2021
thank you, quag oracle
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I AM ETERNAL!
Lunar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1275
#29 Posted: 02:04:11 28/05/2021 | Topic Creator
thunderegg,

if you are given the holy opportunity to witness the visage of the lord with your own eyes, it means that he has willed it so. whether you choose to accept his calling is up to you. do not view it as capturing our lord, rather, view it as an acceptance of an invitation. he has invited you to join him on his grand journey, and by letting him on your team and in your life, you are fully realizing the potential good of quagsism for all.

i hope this message brings you peace.

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Quag Pope Lunar
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:08:44 28/05/2021 by Lunar
Ezio Hunter Gems: 6667
#30 Posted: 19:27:32 16/06/2021
can i join the church
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Lunar Yellow Sparx Gems: 1275
#31 Posted: 02:42:11 14/07/2021 | Topic Creator
Quote: Ezio
can i join the church


of course, welcome to the brotherhood of quagsire ~~
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Drednaw Blue Sparx Gems: 860
#32 Posted: 03:42:47 14/07/2021
we rise
ThunderEgg Gold Sparx Gems: 2056
#33 Posted: 03:36:48 15/07/2021
[User Posted Image]

behold the LORD'S holy vibrations
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I AM ETERNAL!
Drednaw Blue Sparx Gems: 860
#34 Posted: 03:55:16 15/07/2021
shadow quagsire
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