darkSpyro

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Hello there, if I may ask, are there any fine ladies here tonight that would be in the mood to be complimented? You see, I'm not like other men (really they're just BOYS, not a man like me), I know how to treat a queen, and all women are queens. I'd like to have a woman to spoil and buy things for (even tampons. Most males don't even know what those are, but I do, because I'm a man of fine taste and class). If you are interested, please direct all inquiries to my DMs. I stand ever at the ready to reply to any queens, waiting on my hands and feet to please you with my intellectual finesse. Thank you ladies, and I look forward to making your day shine.