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what kind of cult should you join?
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 4462
#1 Posted: 00:34:13 05/01/2020 | Topic Creator
take the k̶o̶o̶l̶a̶i̶d̶ quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/adame...should-you-join


You got: a Hippie Farm Commune With A Dark Secret

You should join a hippie farm commune. Everyone will be best friends, you'll grow your own food, and there will be gentle sing-alongs every night around the fire. Just don't look in the barn, whatever you do. You won't like what you find...
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#2 Posted: 00:40:30 05/01/2020
everybody here is already a part of a cult it is called dark spyro.
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#3 Posted: 00:45:36 05/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: LindseyWednesdy
everybody here is already a part of a cult it is called dark spyro.



i think you mean smilie
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#4 Posted: 00:47:10 05/01/2020
Quote: ThunderEgg
Quote: LindseyWednesdy
everybody here is already a part of a cult it is called dark spyro.



i think you mean :darkspyro:



sorry my bad how could i i am so embarrassed now
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#5 Posted: 00:49:26 05/01/2020 | Topic Creator
i have smilie tattooed to my forehead so i never forget to type it that way

ive been told that if i keep it up long enough, i'll ascend and become a higher being
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LindseyWednesdy Blue Sparx Gems: 769
#6 Posted: 01:01:23 05/01/2020
Quote: ThunderEgg
i have :darkspyro: tattooed to my forehead so i never forget to type it that way

ive been told that if i keep it up long enough, i'll ascend and become a higher being



i think what you heard is true. i believe that is how dark52 ascended to admin according to the legends
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#7 Posted: 01:19:12 05/01/2020
oh boy i get to be in a doomsday cult
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#8 Posted: 01:55:59 05/01/2020
You got: an Alien Worship Cult

The Vanu Sovereignty will rise.
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#9 Posted: 02:40:35 05/01/2020
go to bed before you start a cult ok
LindseyWednesdy Blue Sparx Gems: 769
#10 Posted: 02:45:51 05/01/2020
no stay awake and DEFINITELY start a cult man make it right here on ds
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#11 Posted: 02:47:40 05/01/2020
i mean sleep deprivation IS an effective tool of cult control, perhaps you're on to something.
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#12 Posted: 02:58:28 05/01/2020
"You got: an Alien Worship Cult

You should join an alien worship cult. Chances are we're the social experiment extra terrestrials, and when the world ends you'll be one of the chosen disciples invited back to the mothership!"

Funnily enough, Dad owns a church dedicated to an Alien God. I'm all right on this since...religion is like a cult, anyway---
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LindseyWednesdy Blue Sparx Gems: 769
#13 Posted: 03:09:00 05/01/2020
Quote: Carmelita Fox
i mean sleep deprivation IS an effective tool of cult control, perhaps you're on to something.


eeexaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactly just think about how many cults were already born of this place we need more.
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LindseyWednesdy Blue Sparx Gems: 769
#14 Posted: 03:09:50 05/01/2020
also freaking yes i took the quiz which i wasn't going to do...

You got: The Illuminati

You should join The Illuminati! You're a star and you're destined for greatness. You'll attend secret meetings in Beyoncé's rec room and make weekly offerings to Blue Ivy. Lucky you.

i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo freaking pleased right now.
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#15 Posted: 04:47:57 05/01/2020
i actually almost unintentionally joined one in college and it took me a bit ti realise these old japanese ladies weren't as innocent as i thought they were
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LindseyWednesdy Blue Sparx Gems: 769
#16 Posted: 05:29:21 05/01/2020
Quote: Iceclaw
i actually almost unintentionally joined one in college and it took me a bit ti realise these old japanese ladies weren't as innocent as i thought they were


dude don't talk about my family like that man... :-(
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#17 Posted: 09:28:36 05/01/2020
Rejuvenated by soundful sleep and a cup of coffee, I return to begin my conquest.

Evolve or perish, barbarians!
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#18 Posted: 09:33:21 05/01/2020
BuzzFeed quizzes don't work on my phone, so I'm just going to say I should join Scientology.
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I draw stuff.
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#19 Posted: 20:12:56 05/01/2020
Quote:
You got: a Hippie Farm Commune With A Dark Secret

You should join a hippie farm commune. Everyone will be best friends, you'll grow your own food, and there will be gentle sing-alongs every night around the fire. Just don't look in the barn, whatever you do. You won't like what you find...


oh my god this is so good
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 4462
#20 Posted: 01:49:23 06/01/2020 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote:
You got: a Hippie Farm Commune With A Dark Secret

You should join a hippie farm commune. Everyone will be best friends, you'll grow your own food, and there will be gentle sing-alongs every night around the fire. Just don't look in the barn, whatever you do. You won't like what you find...


oh my god this is so good



i mean, ive always wanted more friends...

and if we dont have to worry about food or shelter...
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#21 Posted: 01:50:35 06/01/2020
Quote: LindseyWednesdy
Quote: Iceclaw
i actually almost unintentionally joined one in college and it took me a bit ti realise these old japanese ladies weren't as innocent as i thought they were


dude don't talk about my family like that man... :-(



You can't catch me I don't care how much food you feed me
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Twinkies and 2hus
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#22 Posted: 01:55:31 06/01/2020
"Thou who wouldst make us devils
Thou shalt not poison me
The world hath been persuaded to believe thy heresy
I spit in the eye of Satan
And I will spit in thine
The devils that surround thee
Liveth only in thine eye

Bad religion, bad religion
I need no gods or devils, I need no pagan rights
Bad religion, bad religion
I need no burning crosses to illuminate my nights
Hey, hey, you hear me now
You hear me now
Hey, hey, for thou art Judas
The mark of Cain be on thy brow

Evangelistic Nazis, you cannot frighten me
The name you take in vain shall judge you for eternity

I spit in the eye of Satan
Spit right in your eye too
You are the spooks you're chasing
You know not what you do

Bad religion, bad religion
I know you lie, I know you lie
Bad religion, bad religion
Thieves and liars
Cross my heart I hope you die

If there be such a being
Then thou art anti-Christ
Turn men against their children
Turn beauty into vice
I say thy god shall smite thee
He will perceive thy lust
His wrath shall fall upon thee
Thou that betray his thrust

Bad religion, bad religion
I say that thou art liars, thy souls shall not be saved
Bad religion, bad religion
Here are the days of thunder, the days that thou hast made

Hey, hey
Base seducers, I see thy greed
Hey, hey
I am more fit for glory, than any ten of thee"

Motörhead - Bad Religion (from March ör Die - 1992)
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LindseyWednesdy Blue Sparx Gems: 769
#23 Posted: 04:30:51 06/01/2020
Quote: Iceclaw
Quote: LindseyWednesdy
Quote: Iceclaw
i actually almost unintentionally joined one in college and it took me a bit ti realise these old japanese ladies weren't as innocent as i thought they were


dude don't talk about my family like that man... :-(



You can't catch me I don't care how much food you feed me



come back iceclaw-chan we NEED CHOOOOOOO
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#24 Posted: 18:51:27 06/01/2020 | Topic Creator
fdskl;fjsdklaj

dang i didnt know buzzfeed would be so jank
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#25 Posted: 19:39:24 06/01/2020
well i suppose they gotta stay relevant somehow
LindseyWednesdy Blue Sparx Gems: 769
#26 Posted: 22:36:25 06/01/2020
Quote: ThunderEgg
fdskl;fjsdklaj

dang i didnt know buzzfeed would be so jank



yeah next is star signs and tarot reading yeah
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#27 Posted: 12:37:49 18/01/2020
You got: Scientology
You're one of the special few chosen by Xenu to ascend to a higher state of mind. You're so lucky! You get to give all your money to Tom Cruise! Never say anything bad about the church or you'll be quietly disappeared.

(Is Cthulhu an answer on here?)
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#28 Posted: 12:57:35 18/01/2020
You got: an Alien Worship Cult

You should join an alien worship cult. Chances are we're the social experiment extra terrestrials, and when the world ends you'll be one of the chosen disciples invited back to the mothership!

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The social experiment was gryphons-- and Darin became the last one. Probably.
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