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Circumcision Topic [CLOSED]
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#301 Posted: 02:12:10 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Okay but soon we'll have 12page, the next multiple of 4page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#302 Posted: 02:12:40 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
8page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#303 Posted: 02:12:52 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
9PAGE
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#304 Posted: 02:13:48 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Aw man smilie At least we're heading to 12page now
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#305 Posted: 02:43:54 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
3page to 12page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#306 Posted: 02:48:28 11/02/2020
12page soon
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 9966
#307 Posted: 02:53:05 11/02/2020
1 It was just before the Passover Festival. Jesus knew that the hour had come for him to leave this world and go to the Father. Having loved his own who were in the world, he loved them to the end. 2 The evening meal was in progress, and the devil had already prompted Judas, the son of Simon Iscariot, to betray Jesus. 3 Jesus knew that the Father had put all things under his power, and that he had come from God and was returning to God; 4 so he got up from the meal, took off his outer clothing, and wrapped a towel around his waist. 5 After that, he poured water into a basin and began to wash his disciples’ feet, drying them with the towel that was wrapped around him. 6 He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash my feet?” 7 Jesus replied, “You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand.” 8 “No,” said Peter, “you shall never wash my feet.” Jesus answered, “Unless I wash you, you have no part with me.” 9 “Then, Lord,” Simon Peter replied, “not just my feet but my hands and my head as well!” 10 Jesus answered, “Those who have had a bath need only to wash their feet; their whole body is clean. And you are clean, though not every one of you.” 11 For he knew who was going to betray him, and that was why he said not every one was clean. 12 When he had finished washing their feet, he put on his clothes and returned to his place. “Do you understand what I have done for you?” he asked them. 13 “You call me ‘Teacher’ and ‘Lord,’ and rightly so, for that is what I am. 14 Now that I, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also should wash one another’s feet. 15 I have set you an example that you should do as I have done for you. 16 Very truly I tell you, no servant is greater than his master, nor is a messenger greater than the one who sent him. 17 Now that you know these things, you will be blessed if you do them.
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Twinkies and 2hus
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#308 Posted: 02:54:57 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Jesus can't save me now
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#309 Posted: 02:56:06 11/02/2020
jesus lost his foreskin for our sins
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#310 Posted: 03:00:55 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Snip snip
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#311 Posted: 03:09:26 11/02/2020
snip snop jesus-desu
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#312 Posted: 03:16:13 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I want to get snipped
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#313 Posted: 05:20:55 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
12 foreskinnings for 12page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#314 Posted: 06:12:37 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
86 my foreskin immediately
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#315 Posted: 07:12:07 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
4skin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#316 Posted: 07:19:17 11/02/2020
finish him off and you'll have all the foreskin you can eat
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#317 Posted: 07:22:39 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I'm going to enjoy this

EDIT: 420SKIN
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 07:23:13 11/02/2020 by Clank
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#318 Posted: 08:44:49 11/02/2020
circumcise me captain
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#319 Posted: 19:03:35 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Out of curiosity do we need to get a fresh circumcision every page?
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5391
#320 Posted: 21:20:54 11/02/2020
I'll take another. I had a foreskin relapse
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BREATHE AIR.
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#321 Posted: 21:24:14 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
It's okay, it happens to the best of us and we're here for you. *circumcises you*
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#322 Posted: 22:15:02 11/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Don't worry, no judgement comes from this fine establishment. I'll foreskin you momentarily.
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#323 Posted: 03:32:51 12/02/2020
*snips will*
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#324 Posted: 03:42:07 12/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Foreskin Band-Aids
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#325 Posted: 07:29:12 12/02/2020 | Topic Creator
If this topic reaches 2500 posts I will stream myself doing a live circumcision, most likely on myself
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#326 Posted: 07:43:43 12/02/2020
oh sick
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#327 Posted: 07:49:06 12/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I've been thinking, y'know, about the upcoming election and who I'm gonna pick. They can spout this or that about human rights or the economy or the tension in whichever place, but I need to know more. I can't support any of the presidential candidates because I don't know for sure whether they're circumcised or not.
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 07:49:28 12/02/2020 by Clank
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7178
#328 Posted: 02:27:56 13/02/2020
god this topic is still a train wreck
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#329 Posted: 02:51:36 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Foreskin me alive
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#330 Posted: 03:23:04 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Snipping...
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#331 Posted: 03:33:20 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
HELP THERE'S SAND STUCK IN MY FORESKIN
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#332 Posted: 03:40:33 13/02/2020
soul calibur 4skin
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#333 Posted: 03:46:35 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
You know how corn comes out whole when it comes out the other end? That happens to me but with foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#334 Posted: 03:49:15 13/02/2020
that happens to me too clank
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#335 Posted: 03:53:28 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Do you think they make foreskin shampoo?
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#336 Posted: 03:58:24 13/02/2020
i don't have hair so i don't know, but if they did i'd use it
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#337 Posted: 04:09:31 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Foreskin body soap
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#338 Posted: 04:48:23 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Fill my foreskin with gravel
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7178
#339 Posted: 05:08:45 13/02/2020
y’all and yalls foreskin jokes
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#340 Posted: 05:22:04 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Grilled cheese but the bread is made of foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#341 Posted: 05:38:02 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
10PAGE 10PAGE
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#342 Posted: 07:32:34 13/02/2020
10page
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#343 Posted: 07:33:33 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Making myself a foreskin sandwich how are you all
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Gold Sparx Gems: 2251
#344 Posted: 07:39:09 13/02/2020
boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's what i snip foreskin on company time
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smiliesmiliesmilie
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#345 Posted: 08:54:09 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Mood ring made of foreskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#346 Posted: 09:49:10 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
10page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#347 Posted: 22:11:12 13/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Anyone else want to get circumcised? The foreskin pile's getting a little low
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Ezio Hunter Gems: 7178
#348 Posted: 01:49:35 14/02/2020
this is it. this is where it dies
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4260
#349 Posted: 01:52:43 14/02/2020 | Topic Creator
I refuse to let it die, I'll circumcise dark himself if I have to
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
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