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Circumcision Topic [CLOSED]
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#451 Posted: 05:20:30 21/02/2020
like beef
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Clank Yellow Sparx Gems: 1750
#452 Posted: 07:24:12 21/02/2020 | Topic Creator
Oh heck yeah, the beef attachment worked
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Clank Yellow Sparx Gems: 1750
#453 Posted: 02:16:39 22/02/2020 | Topic Creator
12page
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#454 Posted: 07:17:49 23/02/2020
12page
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#455 Posted: 15:45:40 23/02/2020
snip snip foreskin
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#456 Posted: 21:46:36 23/02/2020
i love to eat foreskin
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10369
#457 Posted: 05:38:13 24/02/2020
Hello, operator... give me NO-MAN'S LAND
Collect call to no one at all
Been yelling into an empty closet to the point of no return (and no deposit)
Fiddlin and watchin while ROME BOINS
A roll of the dice: the WOIM TOINS

Hello, central... give me NO-MAN'S LAND
From a walking waste disposal unit
A transfusion from me'd kill the faint of heart

Alas POOR YORICK... I knew me well but I bin killin ma brain CELL BY CELL
It only takes a bullet to make the WOIM TOIN--an this one's for you...

The toll is belling... the signs is telling
Nose is running... feet are smellin (Foetus Melon)
Currently less than a human wreck
Gimme a BREAK... start at the NECK

I rule my body from the throne of agony
My conscience and constitution's naggin me
Clock up another TRACHEOTOMY
STAB another dagger inna back o' me
The dark gods boint ma evil SOUL
Ma brittle spirit's toint to COAL
I rule my body from the throne of agony
THE THRONE OF AGONY
AGONY

Chalk up another frozen pizza... choke up another thousand marlboros
Anything goes for them ordinary joes
They'll cut off your face to spite your nose
I don't need to touch their toes to know I've already reached my ALL TIME LOW
Pacin' ruts inna carpet
Eatin' up the wallpaper, crawlin' the walls, sick on the ceiling
DEAD IN THE HEAD
Shut the shutters... I shoulda stayed in bed

Complainin bout ma campaign against personal decency
I got no excuses
Just rules wrapped in barbed wire, laced with busted glass
(Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Cass)

Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre
And watch my life flicker before your very eyes
With no commercial breaks... NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)

Pour another glass of liquid clear
KING ALCOHOL
Drinkin hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget
String around the finger...
You always HATE the one you LOVE
Time dies when you're having fun
I'm gonna change ma name... I'm changin' trains... (kill me baby)
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#458 Posted: 08:04:29 26/02/2020
12page
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#459 Posted: 23:45:51 26/02/2020
W H Y DOES THIS TOPIC HAVE T W E L V E PAGES
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hell yeah
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#460 Posted: 23:53:56 26/02/2020
because we're at 12page jaggedstar
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#461 Posted: 02:33:05 27/02/2020
because snip snop time is important
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Clank Yellow Sparx Gems: 1750
#462 Posted: 00:37:21 03/03/2020 | Topic Creator
Twelveskin
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Ezio Hunter Gems: 6096
#463 Posted: 02:16:53 03/03/2020
ah yeah 12page, almost 13
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#464 Posted: 02:32:46 03/03/2020
12page
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all lives don't matter until black lives do. blm. 1312.

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#465 Posted: 03:38:44 03/03/2020
me too
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10369
#466 Posted: 04:17:27 03/03/2020
Well I swear on a stack of Bibles
Double goddamn and a carton of Hells
I just did a pound and I ain't going back in again

Hubble bubble grime and stubble
Like a vulture picking thru the rubble
You be looking at me, you be looking at trouble (amen)
Just a man with a mind like a scrambled egg
And a past splattered in the road
Well I'm at home sweet homicide down Stress Me Street
And I eat nothing but dirt, they say you are what you eat

I always tell the truth, even when I lie
This phoenix has caught back on fire
There's a pressure in my skull and it's going to crack
There's a pressure in my head and it's going to attack
There's a pleasure in my skull and it's going to crack
There's a pressure on my person and it's going to attack, attack

Frankincense and Frankenstein
And frankly I don't give a thin dime
For two bit failing seminaries
Filling heirs with ten Hail Mary's
I always tell the truth even when I die
This Foetus has caught back on fire
There'll be an empty clip in my .45
'Cos my life's going to take a dive

Well I swear on a stack of Bibles
Double goddamn and a carton of Hells
I just did a pound and I ain't going back in again

I can't eat no more dirt...
Attack
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#467 Posted: 04:23:35 03/03/2020
13page
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Clank Yellow Sparx Gems: 1750
#468 Posted: 05:19:20 03/03/2020 | Topic Creator
Not 12page waiting for 16page now
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#469 Posted: 21:36:17 03/03/2020
voreskin
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Clank Yellow Sparx Gems: 1750
#470 Posted: 22:03:29 03/03/2020 | Topic Creator
Voreskin my foreskin
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Ezio Hunter Gems: 6096
#471 Posted: 04:57:37 04/03/2020
will i get the corona virus if i don’t get circumcised
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Clank Yellow Sparx Gems: 1750
#472 Posted: 04:59:46 04/03/2020 | Topic Creator
Yes, so I'm offering circumcisions at a discount
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Sesshomaru75 Platinum Sparx [online] Gems: 6585
#473 Posted: 01:50:55 05/03/2020
do you provide foreskin reattachment and renewed circumcision plans? i'm a born-again christian, you see
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A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage.

Black lives matter, don't stop fighting until they do.
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#474 Posted: 06:09:33 05/03/2020
clank can you circumcise me again? i have the gems for it
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Ezio Hunter Gems: 6096
#475 Posted: 02:37:48 06/03/2020
weekly circumcisions
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
Ezio Hunter Gems: 6096
#476 Posted: 22:23:46 12/03/2020
a week and no circumcisions.
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#477 Posted: 22:24:31 12/03/2020
want me to circumcise you ezio
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#478 Posted: 03:06:46 14/03/2020
corona
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I AM ETERNAL!
Muffin Man Emerald Sparx Gems: 3748
#479 Posted: 13:27:57 14/03/2020
What I want to know is what happened to the first three skins.
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whoever reads this shall succumb to the ways of the Muffin
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 5318
#480 Posted: 14:24:03 15/03/2020
[User Posted Image]

me checking on this topic
Iceclaw Hunter Gems: 7800
#481 Posted: 23:53:50 23/03/2020
Come, let us return to the LORD. He has torn us to pieces but he will heal us; he has injured us but he will bind up our wounds. 2 After two days he will revive us; on the third day he will restore us, that we may live in his presence. 3 Let us acknowledge the LORD; let us press on to acknowledge him. As surely as the sun rises, he will appear; he will come to us like the winter rains, like the spring rains that water the earth.” 4 “What can I do with you, Ephraim? What can I do with you, Judah? Your love is like the morning mist, like the early dew that disappears. 5 Therefore I cut you in pieces with my prophets, I killed you with the words of my mouth— then my judgments go forth like the sun. 6 For I desire mercy, not sacrifice, and acknowledgment of God rather than burnt offerings. 7 As at Adam, they have broken the covenant; they were unfaithful to me there. 8 Gilead is a city of evildoers, stained with footprints of blood. 9 As marauders lie in ambush for a victim, so do bands of priests; they murder on the road to Shechem, carrying out their wicked schemes. 10 I have seen a horrible thing in Israel: There Ephraim is given to prostitution, Israel is defiled. 11 “Also for you, Judah, a harvest is appointed. “Whenever I would restore the fortunes of my people,
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Twinkies and 2hus
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#482 Posted: 23:55:38 23/03/2020
my foreskin after being snipped:
[User Posted Image]
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ThroneOfMalefor Emerald Sparx Gems: 4505
#483 Posted: 07:24:49 24/03/2020
I-is that Velo from Crash Driving
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dirty boi
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#484 Posted: 22:32:39 24/03/2020
yeah it's smello
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somePerson Platinum Sparx [online] Gems: 5755
#485 Posted: 07:35:36 07/04/2020
I used to be one of the Best 13year Old Soccer Players in My Country; I had the most incredible Hype and everyone Knew I was gonna grow to become a Global Superstar; Then I Found Porn at 14; And I Lost it all; I was Literally Lost; Everyone would say; Where is that Kid ? And People say; He doesn’t Play Soccer Anymore; I’m 25now; And Watching Various People Live my Dream and get the massive Pay; Even People I know deep down I could have been 10times better than; I Have to Live with that for the Rest Of My Life; Now I’m on another Path; And I’ve Realized that Porn has Cost Me My Childhood Dream; Isn’t that Enough Reason to Quit ? That’s How I Found My Why; I’m on Day 6 right now; And I made a Promise to Myself; I will Never Masturbate ever again
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#486 Posted: 23:23:15 18/08/2020
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Drednaw Green Sparx Gems: 142
#487 Posted: 00:23:56 19/08/2020
what the ****
ThunderEgg Yellow Sparx Gems: 1339
#488 Posted: 01:11:54 19/08/2020
oh man

the thread is back
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I AM ETERNAL!
Ezio Hunter Gems: 6096
#489 Posted: 03:49:28 19/08/2020
I thought we were past this
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"The cowboy has always been a dying breed
But he takes his dying slowly, perched upon his steed."
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#490 Posted: 03:56:40 19/08/2020
never
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all lives don't matter until black lives do. blm. 1312.

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Drednaw Green Sparx Gems: 142
#491 Posted: 03:58:09 19/08/2020
Hello operator
Can you give me number nine?
Can I see you later?
Will you give me back my dime?
Turn the oscillator
Twist it with a dollar bill
Mail man bring the paper
Leave it on my window sill
Find a canary
A bird to bring my message home
Carry my obituary
My coffin doesn't have a phone
How you gonna get the money?
Send papers to an empty home?
How you gonna get the money?
Nobody to answer the phone
darkwolf Platinum Sparx Gems: 5318
#492 Posted: 04:02:12 19/08/2020
oh no not this again
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2133
#493 Posted: 01:17:29 27/08/2020
I myself have been circumcised 13 times!!!! Thanks for asking!!!!
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
Drednaw Green Sparx Gems: 142
#494 Posted: 15:59:06 27/08/2020
every time this topic gets bumped my lifespan is cut five years short
sans Blue Sparx Gems: 508
#495 Posted: 16:14:26 27/08/2020
welcome home baby
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Clank Yellow Sparx Gems: 1750
#496 Posted: 04:49:11 23/09/2020 | Topic Creator
There is now a major class action lawsuit filed against me based on accusations of botched circumcisions from this topic. I insist that I did not botch any circumcisions, and my legal team is hard at work defending me - I’m just a humble freelance foreskinner looking to help those in need. So if you see any television ads claiming that you may be entitled to financial compensation if you’ve received a circumcision from me, don’t believe it. Mother****ers are probably orchestrating some kind of Ponzi scheme.

I did NOT botch those circumcisions, I did NOT.
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
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